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Who else can't enjoy anime anymore? Aside from maybe 3-4 shows I don't think I can stand anything that aired post 2010.
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I never got into anime in the first place, but what changed for you?
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>>28560711
I grew older. At first it was just me being unable to stand the MC being popular and shit despite having obvious beta traits, but now I just find a lot of shows stupid and badly written. Granted, pretty much all the popular shows are shounen garbage.
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Of all the good ones you've seen which were your favorites. I'm an anime noob who has yet to enjoy all that.

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I'm gonna fucking do it, /r9k/. There's nothing else left for me in this world.

I'm going to start playing WoW.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't do it.
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Do it faggit, you'll quit in a week.
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it's Facebook with improved graphics nowadays
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>>28560649
It's better with friends

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whats some of the least normie hobbys you could have?
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>>28560616
Literally anything these days. Normies don't do shit all day. they are tangled in social activities. If these is a normie hobby, I'd say it's distance running or soccer.
I enjoy woodworking, since it gives me the feel of accomplishing things.
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drawing fetish hentai
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Any hobby where you go at least half-an-hour without looking at your phone.

I thought "TV/Netflix" was the most normie "hobby" out there, but fucking normies judge me like I'm beyond saving when I said I never, ever look at my phone during narrative-based programs.

ROASTY GETS TOASTY HAHAHAH

Stacey : 0
Chad :1
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Ups
here is link

http://www.fox29.com/news/140390031-story
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>>28560603
no vide?

camman
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I laughed too. How the world changed in a decade.

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Why do Asian men hate being called cute?
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>>28560591
Does anyone like being called cute instead of hot, gorgeous, attractive, beautiful, studly, etc?
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>>28560591
Michonne fucks Rick and Glenn dies at the end of last season
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All men are "cute" compared to the negro gold standard.

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> he imagined himself playing his favorite song in front of his classmates
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>he imagined himself beating the shit out of Chad in class with sick martial arts moves
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>>28560587
>>28560722
His ego imagines himself in many situations where he come off as favourable or desireable. His ego poisons his mind with desire, longing and false hope. His ego should just go.
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>>28560587
>>28560722
Both of these.
Robot minds think alike.
and it was always a linkin park song too

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Who /valium/ here? I'm thinking about getting an addiction to these. I want to know what it's like being a normie.
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As a guy with seizures I get valium in anal syringe form. Just one anal injection will have me zombified for 4 days. It feels like just having life set on autopilot. I don't recommend it unless you want to just fastforward in time.
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>>28560584
took 2 x 5mg for anxiety, made no difference, still shaking like a scared pupper
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>>28560646
>anal syringe form
hmm

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I'm dating a 15 year old and you can't stop me
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been there

you will end up breaking her heart once you realise how dumb she is and how you can't have sex with her
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>>28560570
Ze police will stop you!!
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>>28560570
15 year olds a shit
They're fucking stupid as hell, and have the personality of a cement mixer.

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How do robots dress?
I'm 19, 5'11 and skinny so pic related works for me.
Despite being an autistic sperg, my dress sense managed to remain at a pseudo-normie level.
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Fuck off back to >>>/soc/

Original anger
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baggy jeans, dress shoes and a t-shirt.
i'm obese so there's no point in me dressing nice anyway
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>>28560564
I don't understand what the problem is

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Ask a guy who has met >50 Stacies through online dating and has been rejected by every single one of them (after the first or second date)
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how did you blow it every time?
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How do you get the first date?

I can't even get interpal qts to talk to me.
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Why does every robot go for Stacies?

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How does /r9k/ shave?
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>>28560434
hair clipper without head attached

easy, neat, fast
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>>28560434
Braun electric shaver.
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>>28560434
I don't. I let my pubes grow out

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>ftw diagnosed with multiple sclerosis yesterday

After wondering why I could not move the mouse accurately I finally decided to go to the doctor.

I will not be able to move in a year's time.

I am going to end it when I can't walk anymore.(4-5 months time)
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being paralyzed would be torture. better to end it quick
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>>28560436
That's what i'm going to do brother.
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>>28560456
sorry it has to end that way. dead ends suck.

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How do I mess with my severely autistic roommate?

I want to do it in ways that he can't really tell I'm actively fucking with him, but just enough to make him feel frustrated all day long. The keyword really is subtlety here.

Things to note are that he's a shitskin, king of manlets and has an IQ below 75. Also he's prone to throwing massive tantrums whenever things don't go exactly his way.
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>>28560344
Bang on his wall at night.
Talk to him about your gf
Throw a bunch of pens with his clothes when he washes them
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>>28560389
>about your gf
hehe. yea.
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>>28560344
If you have any somewhat attractive female friends, try to get them to flirt with him. You get even more points if you end up fucking her while he's home.

This might be too /devilish/ desu.

>Go to the doctors office because of hives
>Nurse weighs me and enters my current weight into their database
>Doctor comes into the room
>Prescribes me meds for the hives
>Oh, and anon, one more thing
>It says here in May of 2015 you were 150 lbs, but now you're 230 lbs?
>Is this right, what happened?
>I-I uhhh
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Fucking fatass hahaha pass me the kekker lmao
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>>28560261
what happened original poster? (You)
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>>28560447

I ate too much and I stopped working out

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How do you cope knowing that you will never ever fight in a real war or be a real warrior, because all wars nowadays are just shams that will profit a few rich old men?

I nearly joined the army not too long ago. Now I am so glad that I didn't go and spill my blood for some wealthy Chad family.
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>>28560212
enlist when your country is being invaded
or become a terrorist, or a mercenary
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Good? Wars are horrible.
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the only war I would want to fight in would be one to protect my local city block. otherwise I could not care any less

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