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My girlfriend is:
Traditional
religious
An athlete
A musician
A humanitarian
Is liked by everybody
A programmer
A writer
Amazing cook
A history nerd
A book nerd
Sweet as can be
Well mannered
Loves family
Hates third wave feminism along with Hillary Clinton
Probably smarter than me
Also has unconditional love for me and wants 3-5 kids
What's your excuse for generalizing and hating young women, r9k?
Wow dude
your gf is so great
better in everything than you
just look at her she even has more testosterone than you
Has she fucked a black man while you watch yet?
>>28561828
she sounds wonderful good for you anon
Embrace your new queen
Q T. A L I E N. G O D D E S S PLS
>muh edgy body modifications
she looks retarded desu
can you imagine the amount of baggage that must come with that girl
it's not the tattoo's that i don't like, i don't really mind that much, but its what the tattoo's indicate about the person
Describe to me your favorite sexual fantasy
>>28561771
fucking my sisters like animals, in public
>>28561771
Thats pretty hot. Post more
>>28561771
My favourite sexual fantasy is that someone loves me.
>tfw have gf
>tfw she is never in mood for sex
Why is this life so fucking shit?
There are many possibilities.
Maybe she doesn't like sex.
Maybe she likes sex but you aren't good at sex.
Maybe she likes sex but has weird kinks that she hasn't told you about
Anyway, break up with her if sex is so important to you and date a girl who wants sex.
>>28561811
>not keep the relationship and still fuck other girls
What are you? Some kind of beta faggot?
Same op Wat do
Literally on my facebook newsfeed
fuck that meme dude, i see it on mine all the time too.
>>28561720
>meme christ
>normiehood
>dat boi
S T O P
>>28561720
OH SHlT WADDUP.
ask someone who hasnt left his house since february anything
>>28561714
How do you earn money
>>28561714
What's your favourite Pokemon?
Can you order me a pizza?
What's your kink/fetish r9k?
Lately I'm really into imagining myself as a teenager again being raped and impregnated repeatedly by some kind of monster.
>>28561631
My biggest fetish is imagining someone loves me.
I've always had this thing for hypnotizing people, or anything to do with hypnosis really, I usually hypnotize anons and strangers. Although I've never been under myself and would love to try.
>Took my magnesium today
>>28561571
>took my zinc today
>took my LSD today
magnesium helped me more than benzos ever did
Do you even have anybody to hang out with?
The only person I hang out is this one autist, I appreciate his company but most days I have nobody to talk to. Do robots have friends?
Nope. I accepted a long time ago that will never form a strong connection with people. I don't hate people but I prefer to be mlby myself - really just wish normie coworkers would stop asking me why I never talk about what I do for fun with friends though
>>28561117
Few. I could probably have more but
>muh standards on people
I guess I never had real friends to begin with.
I get by, besides I have a gf which is enough social interaction for me.
Why don't normies like rock anymore?
There isn't enough of an opportunity for rock to make a normie "cool", like nigger hip-hop and dubstep today. It's less about enjoying music and more about what's popular. Normies are just social vampires feeding on fads endlessly, anon.
rock songs are always about love and shit, doesn't fit the modern zeitgeist anymore. now it's about going to the club and having meaningless sex
>>28561313
>>28561607
Combined this is pretty much it
DOING PUSH UPS WITH CUTE GIRLS!
ROLL AND THE LAST TWO DIGITS WILL BE THE NUMBER OF PUSH UPS YOU WILL DO FOR YOUR WAIFU OR DAUGHTERU!
If you get dubs do pull ups with it.
If you get trips you do sit ups, pull ups and push ups.
FUCKIGN START FAGGOTS!
but i was already in the gym today
>>28561006
6 is for fags.
99 go
>>28561006
are u ok dude
What's the longest you've gone without consuming pornography or masturbating?
17 days and counting here
>>28560872
21 years.
You're not actually a degenerate, are you?
you're not rebooting shit if you still come to 4chan
the internet is just info-porn and just as addictive as actual porn.
>>28560872
12 years
I didn't have internet access until then
Why are you femb.. ''cough cough'' women are still single?
>>28560802
what men would go through for a warm hole to fuck hahahahahahahhaha
She's probably got a nice personality/body. I'm ugly and mean
>>28560916
Ugly on the inside and the outside? looks like someone lost the generic lottery
Do females really get their feelings hurt when you call them fat?
not just fat. it could be any flavor of the month word that triggers them. the point isn't the word or if its true, it's the intentions behind it - that you don't like them. and this rustles women because if they're not liked by everybody they rip their hair out
Yes, but it's also proportional to how attractive you yourself are.
If you're some 5'1" balding /r9k/ gremlin, they'll just laugh at you and write it off as the ravings of a small, bitter man.
But if you command even the smallest amount of respect from them, it can destroy them. Even the attractive, thin ones. But it's easier to harm the genuinely fat ones.
Do you get offended when people call you a failure? The answer is yes some women get upset, some don't give a shit. All will usually snap back, just like guys, assuming they have backbone.
Post vocaroos ITT and we'll deduce how fat you are
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ED53Zeizvz
Here you go, anon. Good luck.
>>28560797
You're a little skinnier than your average normie but you're not very fit
>>28560834
Um, I guess? I can run 5km without any problem, so I'd say I'm relatively fit, but yeah, I'm 72kg at 6'2", so pretty skinny.
