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This is a legit screencap
how do anti Trump people live with themselves?
Don't slander all anti-Trump people with that. Trump is an awful candidate.
H I G H - E N E R G Y - M E M E - M A G I C
>>28566138
What makes you say that?
>inb4 racist
>islam is a race
Why don't you improve yourself? Get your shit together.
>>28566089
What's the absolute FASTEST way to "get my shit together"?
I'm improving my life at a steady pace but I feel like the process can be sped up.
>>28566089
how do you know I'm not
>>28566089
and then you just become a target for manipulative whores trying to use you. The price of being a decent person is being used or hated by jealous or narcissistic people.
Post a general description of yourself and the most out of character thing you have ever done
>Extremely timid 23 year old KHV, no friends for 2 years, wageslave who works and then goes home to his shitty apartment everyday and spends the rest of the night on /r9k/
>smoked crack with strangers in the alley behind a metal bar when I was 18
>average-looking mixed-race depressed and introverted 25 year old coward NEET alcoholic
>got a qt gf
miracles
>complete fucking loser scared of every aspect of life but trying to hide it with sarcasm and ironic humor
I never break character, I'm too scared to leave my comfort zone.
>be 21 year old white guy NEET
>Know 4 languages from 3 corners of the earth
I just got stood up for fucking prom
How do I not kill myself?
Holykek. I think you'll have to kill her.
>>28565942
Just confirms that this board is 99% underage.
>>28565942
Fucking excuses bro... try and fkin get that little nobe, serious though bro-son, stay fkin alive, ok, shit will get reals for ya soon enough..
>Lads you know what you got te do for this kid, get it done
>taxpayer foots the bill.
>CAPTCHC: FKIN GETTING THE DEGENERATES TO SAY THE NUMBERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH7CqJcaM0
Any robots in the American military? If so, how is it? I'm a 21 year old uni student but I'm having financial difficulties and my family is no help (financial aid only covers so much). Even beyond that, I feel like my life is in a rut, and so I'm considering the armed forces as an option for moving myself forward.
>>28565861
British here, I'm in the army reserves part time while I study, the pay is shit but it's good fun.
Military life really isn't as shit as people make it out to be, it's good banter with your muckers and you gain a lot of skills if you do a technical trade.
Also, if you want to crush puss, you've got to become an Army Pilot.
>>28565861
I'm an ANG Cyborg
>>28565896
How did you end up joining? Just talk to a recruiter?
Are women capable of understanding sadness?
Maybe because women don't want to sit around and listen to you moan like a little baby about how shit your life is.
Get a fucking grip bro.
>>28565832
Why do you talk to her? It's obvious she knows she can treat you like shit because it's a one sided, obsequious relationship where she has to put in 0 effort. Just fucking ignore her and move on you spineless beta holy shit
>>28565832
because she can sense you're a whiny bitch made nigger
Why are more girls vegetarians than guys?
Also, where are the other vegetarian robots?
>>28565792
I'm a vegetarian, but I'm not actually going to enter this thread
>>28565849
But you entered it
raw steak feels like vagina if you wrap it around your penis. vegetables are phallic and can be inserted vaginally. we stock our refrigerators with things that we can fuck if it becomes necessary.
>going to the gym with my earbuds plugged in my phone and listening to music
>start lifting
>earbuds somehow disconnects from the phone
>eurobeat blasts through the whole gym room
>some roastie tells me i have shit taste
>pissed beyond belief
>no need to tell the rest
>going to wear an orange jumpsuit next day
Bitch never saw it coming.
Well you do have shit taste tbqh
fake ass nigga
music autopauses on pretty much every phone in existence these days when the headphones disconnect
>>28565741
>had to google eurobeat
you have shit taste.
but at least its not nightcore...
How long will it take to kill me?
why?
sdkfksdjfk
>>28565588
Depends. Is it gas or electric?
>>28565588
Shit OP, that would take at least an hour. Might want to take some painkillers before you get started or else the heat would be unbearable. Tbhfam if I were you, I would just eat some cyanide or get some helium instead. Even better - don't kill yourself and improve your life
How can I stop fearing death /r9k/?
I can't sleep, I can't eat, i cant draw or play vidya, life always feels like its the end if a movie because I'm worried that I can die any second. I don't have any conditions and I know the thing I'm scared of dying of "freak accident like a flying brick or ricochet bullets."
Are like 1 and a million, but I'm always worried about dying. I'm atheist btw.
Kys
Orgasmic pantalones
>>28565584
Dude.... don't tell me that I've tried
If you're seriously obsessed over it that means you're not suffering enough in life
even the internet knows
Was Hitler a robot or a chad?
>>28565821
A robot, of course. He was a complete loser and than became a Jew-hater. Just like a typical /pol/ poster.
>>28565530
>cunts get wet for dark triad Chads in positions of power
In other news: ice is cold and snow is white.
>you finally get your gf
>you guys move into an apartment together
>you live happily there for a few months the this guy moves in next door
What do you do?
Ask him to take off the hat and show us his balding head.
>>28565381
invite him for a threesome
>>28565381
Fuck his momin missionary
Why do some girls have small tits?
I like cute chestlets.
>>28565369
>those disgusting flabby arms
because they arent fat pigs like this woman.
>>28565419
LOW TEST THQH SENPAI
>Be me getting hotdogs from a hot dog truck
>See girl sitting on the curb crying
>Notice she is cute
>Afraid to talk to her so I run into the local gas station and buy a 40 ounce of malt liquor
>Down it in less than 5 minutes
>Feeling confident
>Go back to the hotdog truck and get a hot dog with chili and cheese
>Approach the girl whose crying
>Say "No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog"
>She stares at me and I say take it
>She calls me a pedophile and gets up and walks away
>I'm pissed so I shout you "forgot your hot dog" and I throw it at her missing
Now here I am. Girls are all stupid whores. If I would of went up to her and said suck my dick probably would of fallen in love with me
Anon, you shouldn't speak to 13 year old girls if you're over 20
>>28565347
She was like 20 and im 28 and its not like I said lets fuck, I offered her a hot dog
>>28565416
> and its not like I said lets fuck, I offered her a hot dog
Do you hate successful people more, or unsuccessful people?
depends if they like memes or not
>hating people
Only bitter people hate others
If anything I hate myself more.
