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Daily reminder that you missed out on teenage love.
Hated women at that age too.
no I didn't, lost virginity in college at 18. It's like you don't know me at all, anon
>tfw easily couldve got a pure gf and lost the virginity
At the age of 20, even if i find a gf the chances are shes going to be a huge slut
>He's out with Stacey on this nice Saturday night
I still love you femanon.
>>28572859
she doesn't love you though
>>28572859
>someone actually made this post
wew
![5redflagsaboutcolorectalcancer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ySAMc7H.jpg "5redflagsaboutcolorectalcancer[1]")
>he doesn't pull your seat for you at the table
>his dick is smaller than donald trump's
Red flag for girls:
>she cares about bullshit like pulling up seats and holding doors
>>28572525
>>28572635
I'm conflicted, alas I'll never experience having a girl so it doesn't matter.
Redpill me on
> snapchat
> tinder
> kik
I'm looking for a boyfriend, but guys on dating sites look so fucking creepy and pathetic. Do normies find love on this site?
>female
>asks to be redpilled
cut your head off tbqh
>>28572529
When did op say that they are female? Homosexual men also date men.
>>28572511
Nice dubs
Prolly not. Normies just date people the know IRL mostly.
Would you date/marry a lady with a slight deformed face. For example a maloclusion, noticeable asymmetrical, manly chin or jaw, crooked as shit teeth, and just awful bonestructure in general.
No. It's ugly. Their face doesn't have to be flawless, or even great. But horrible facial aesthetics are a no no. I don't want to reproduce with that. Mine are average. Gotta keep it that way.
No. I just want an average gf like pic related.
My wife is missing an eye and has burn scars across a large amount of her face. Fortunately her hairline is alright, good thing she had a helmet.
BAJA BLAST & PITCH BLACK are the best sodas out right now
I didn't like pitch black. Tasted like store brand grape soda. I prefer Baja but my favorite is the orange mountain dew.
>this shit was created in 2004
>only now can you actually buy it from storeswhite out is my sodafu
>>28572330
Never heard of Baka blast until last year
>go on any youtube video about hunting
>thousands of dislikes
>people crying in the comments about MUH ANIMALS
Why do normies hate hunting so much? The animals get killed by other animals in the wild.
Anyone here hunt? I wish I could but I'm a huge pussy.
https://youtu.be/BElkXY4jTiI?t=4m57s
>>28572203
This reminds of a quote not sure what from but.
" Nature is chaos. It is humans desire for order that is unnatural "
probably not exact quote but something that stuck with me.
it is wrong to hunt predators you retard
as higher in the nergy chain the smaler is the population
>>28572203
>Hurr naturalistic fallacy
All the proof you need that hunters are just stupid animals and not deserving of the dignity granted a human.
Does anyone else just come to /r9k/ and pretend to be gay? Sometimes I just post anime pictures and say gay things but actually I am not gay
Yeah uhhhh I'm definitely not gay. That's it.
No, I already grew out of my weeb phase, but I used to do that sometimes in chat rooms and shit. Saying gay shit and pretending to be an anime girl. Fun times.
>>28572142
your closeted, just admit it
Can you die from depression?
>>28571974
I can say with 100% certainty, NO. Not even if you pray for it.
>>28571974
I'd say probably not but depression can cause suicidal thoughts that can lead to your death
Depends on what you mean by die. You can be literally braindead because of depression. But your heart won't stop, unless you literally just starve yourself. Or of course, there's suicide.
>you will never hug daisy
>mfw she's going to get blacked in the sequel
i don't want to hug her anyways
Did the cuck poster delete his post?
>select all images with a storefront
FUCK
>select all images with a river
>it keeps giving you rivers again and again until you finally click them all off
>fail captcha
Fuck this. Legacy captcha only works in quick reply because the developer is incompetent and works for some gook.
>>28571987
it actually tells you to click them until there are no more, and yea it never fucking works. that's the worst captcha.
>not using legacy captcha
>browsing from the phone
plebs
I don't understand how some of you don't have girlfriends (those of you who want them, I mean).
I could probably fit in on this board. If you saw me walking down the road you'd probably think I was a NEET. I'm not going to claim I'm confident or have charisma, because I don't, I'm horribly depressed and have the self confidence of a walnut. I'm an overweight balding white guy, about average height. I've been clinically diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, but it's relatively mild so long as I don't take drugs or stress out too much. I'm 26 and I make $14/hr in retail. I don't think I would fall into the category of "alpha fux" or "beta bux" desu.
I've been in a serious relationship with an attractive woman for about three years. I have a good circle of guys from school, and I hang out with my coworkers sometimes. I'm on good terms with most of the people I meet, and my parents and boss respect me. Most of my coworkers are like me, guys and girls in our late 20s. Most of us are awkward, pretty unfortunate looking people, and we all live decently happy lives with partners and families.
I feel like if I can do the whole normal life thing, anyone can.
>>28571656
You are a Normie you dumb fuck
>tfw no qt mullet gf
>>28571777
>nice trips
I'm just posting because I've seen so many people on this board who are infinitely more attractive than I am complaining about their lack of partner.
The only people I know in real life who are straight up kissless virgins are guys with glaring defects, who refuse to date anyone who isn't a blonde volleyball playing supermodel. Even those guys get asked out from time to time, they usually just turn the girl down.
>dinner is done
>mom makes me a bowl of food from it
>sticks a spoon in it
>a spoon that i did not inspect for spots or food gunk first
FOOD RUINED
>the feeling when you dont eat the food your mom cooks because you have trust issues.
>mom empties the dishwasher
>next day I find a spoon or a bowl that has some crusted old food stuck to it
God damn it
>she's holding a bowl
>it has dish water still in it a little bit
>plops food into it
>"this is yours"
ITT stupid shit you believed because of other people that ruined your life
>respecting women is an attractive trait
>treat others like you would yourself
>going to college assures you a job and something you should always do
>your family always knows the best for you
>women reward and seek kind polite behavior
>respect your seniors
>>28571571
is this that turkroach from youtube
>>28571607
that looks nothing like anzu, have you ever even seen anzu?
also the girl in OP's pic has a penis
>>28571607
lol what? do you have face blindness?? chick looks nothing like anzu
25+ THREAD WHERE WE AT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT
>25
>KHV
>No friends or post-highschool education
>NEET/Wagecuck
Normies with a girlfriend need not apply
>>28571544
I'm 24 but have extremely little chance of any of these things changing in the next few months, can I join?
Where eIse would I be?
26 here. Full time NEET. Have achieved nothing in my twenties. I just don't care anymore and want to die. I cannot be normie enough for this world. I don't have the energy.
