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Anyone else /eating disordered/ here?
>vomit three days a week
>starve three days a week
>hold down one meal to stop the ungodly pain of six days of abusing your body
>special puking trash can
>bags of vomit all over room
>puke all the time in public from stomach eating itself
>shit pants multiple times in public because I no longer take solid ones
Anyone?
>>28575495
I have night eating disorder.
when night comes around and I'm alone (even sometimes if I'm not) I get seere anxiety and I eat so much you'd be uncomfortable watching me. I'll eat like a whole pound of cheese with oily bread and get drunk just to feel comfort.
I of course punish myself for it mentally and emotionally later when i'm still fat, but i don't throw up.
I lift everyday (upper/lower routine) and walk my dogs a few times a week.
I'm a manlet (5'7) and I eat about 2,500 calories a day and stay ~10% bodyfat year round.
I haven't puked in 20 years. (I am 28)
i'm eating like once every 24 hours
Made myself puke 3 times this past week
first time i purged since december...
>dad tells me to tell him all my problems so that we can solve them as a family
>tell problems
>he belittles them, tells me they aren't real problems and I need to try harder
>acts surprised when I don't talk to him any more
>>28575407
Hes right you tumblr tier faggot
>>28575407
>inb4 muh oppression/muh genetics
at least now you know you don't have real problems so you can fucking move on you little bitch.
>inb4 muh laziness gets in the way of my intelligence
>talk to girls online
>they stop responding after a few sentences
>happenseverytime.jpg
I know I'll kill myself someday.
>be 2002 and 15 years old
>speaking to grills on mIRC
>find grill in my city
>shes my age
>we end up talking for next 2 years on a daily basis switching from mIRC to MSN messenger during highschool
>pre much e-bf/e-gf
>eventually i say hey ima send you a pic if you send me one
>send her one of me
>she just says "oh" and nothing else, then goes AWAY and then eventually OFFLINE.
>literally spoke to me every single day for all those years and then dropped me the moment she saw a pic of me
Fuck you Amanda.
I eventually found pictures of her after and she was a legit 3/10 at best, a fucking 3/10 dropped me like nothing after 2 years of daily contact.
That was the LAST time I ever tried with females.
>>28575460
lmao legit the most pathetic thing i've ever read and that's saying something
kill yourself famalam
>>28575337
HAHAHA!! I Love these style of pepe. This one is my favorite
Who average ok looking or ugly but have big/nice looking cock but have no girlfriend/boyfriend
Its truly a curse but also a extreme self esteem booster when i feel like shit about myself and life.
Pic is not me
>>28575247
Do we really need 2 threads for this? Can you just make a /cock/ general. No actually don't do that
>>28575271
make a cock general board and ban anyone who posts cocks outside the board. It's the only way
>>28575271
my bad sorry i didnt know. lol ya your right
>You missed out on Youtube fame
I JUST WANT TO END MY LIFE
I COULD BE MAKING MILLIONS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>28575229
IM FUCKING SERIOUSLY MAD BROS
I COULD BE MAKING
MILLIONS
MAKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS RIGHT NOW BUT I MISSED THE TRAIN
FUUUUUUUUUCK
PLEASE FUCKING RESPOND YOU FUCKLE CHUCKS
>>28575229
it's not enough to play games you have to be a humungo 'personality'. ideally pandering to YouTube's greatest audience: preteens and teens.
with all these things you could be successful right now.
if you are pro at any single game, get high on the rankings then stream. ppl will watch just cause.
I dunno man, stop being a whiny turd. you could make a million easier with a simple credit card scam.
so what are you doing to improve yourself, or are you to pathetic and weak willed to change
nofap
eating more
having a normal sleep schledule
>>28575226
I'm studying harder. I want to be able to reverse engineer software as if it was second nature to me. The fact that I can't pisses me off.
>are you to pathetic and weak willed to change
yes
Anyone eIse here /losing it/?
>>28575184
who here /alreadylost it/
No going back
>>28575184
I feel like I have a less than average life with a mix of crazy.
I have stable relationships with my family and have friends.
never had a gf or a job, but do sorta well in school.
I tall to myself A LOT like more than what some people normally do, like how some people asl questions aloud in public or something simple or not out of the ordinary, but I like having conversations with myself and an imaginary audience
Yes. Wish I could sleep and only wake up to eat and shit, then my dreams would turn into reality and my reality would turn into a dream.
who else /feelslikeshittoday/ ?
tell me whats going on with you brobots
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgJl5jyADAI
>>28575133
Only today op? You are lucky.
>>28575158
who else /feelsparticularlyshittytoday/ here?
>drink 6 cups of coffee this morning and read a 250 page pdf
>get nauseous and try to sleep but it takes over an hour because neighbours doing construction
>stomach bulging more than usual
>had some shitty pad thai for dinner
>can't motivate to do any textbook work
I'm a retail slave, and some customer at work today bullied me and made me feel so emberassed. I'm shy and weak beta and she just tore into me. We have customer cards, which gave me her name/address/phone number/birthday. She's very public with her facebook profile, so I know a lot about her. Her car, where she works, her kid's name, her boyfriend's name, hell even her mother's name and address. Pertinent info: customer was fat and ugly woman in mid-30s (specifically, she was born on 03/06/1981). Pic related: it's her.
I want this woman suffer, because she mad me feel bad and small. I want to go full petty, but I've never done this before, robots. Given the information that I've collected, how can I get revenge against her in a way that won't put me in a prison cell?
>>28575096
dude send pizzas to her house lol
>>28575096
Women see men who aren't in the top percentile of income and genetic attractiveness as literally sub human.
Forgive them for they know not what they do.
>>28575114
But then the pizza place owner would have to pay for it, that would just be punishing someone else senpai.
>walk into a room
>Stacey says "ugh, what's that smell?" loudly
>>28575091
>sitting on computer chair
>hear a plob and then something tickiling my back
>i know its a fucking roach
>fucking roachies falling from my ceiling and shit
>>28575091
is this how americans talk to each other? what a stupendously retarded interaction, that's how pre-schoolers talk
>>28575091
kekek ya i no dat feel boi
Who /drinkingalone/ tonight? This and a few coors is all I have tonight. Post what your drinking, or why you aren't drinking.
>>28575026
>why you aren't drinking
I only drink when I want to be lewd or make a fool of myself.
When you think you're going to be drinking alone but then a friend invites you to dinner.
>>28575026
>or why you aren't drinking.
I'm old.
Alcohol just puts me to sleep before it has any "effect" and then I wake up feeling like death.
>desperately want a qt white female virgin
>slowly spiraling towards insanity due to lack of above
Anyone else feel the same way?
>>28575014
Ye
I had my chance and I've been reliving why I didn't take it lately.
>>28575044
Had your chance?
Please elaborate if you care to.
I had one throw herself at me. then I showed her my crazy pants and she decided to pass.
it's high time we had nice things.
>post stats
>short bio
~Find your QT3.14 GF today~
>>28574984
other than this one, 0 replies
>>28574984
fuck you, op, fuck nice things
>>28574984
>stats
Eh?
I'm new here, I spend most time on /tv/
If you're lonely, why don't you find a girl from 4chan to be your girlfriend? Pic is me and my long distance gf I met here. Am I in her league?
>>28574882
so i guess you have your hair in your face because you have cuck writ large across your forehead
>tfw curly hair jewfro fetish
Whatever I don't know what the fuck you were talking about OP I just wanted to compliment your splendorous mane
>>28574882
Beautiful lesbian couple, femanon. I'm happy for you.
Post favorite game and time spent in game
>Mount and blade warband
>spent t grand total of 500 plus hours in just the campaign
>another 250 hours in multiplayer
I love this game
>>28574765
now spend another 500 hours on each mod
>>28574801
What's your favorite mod anon?
>>28574831
hard to say. Ive probably spent the most time playing floris.
I really liked PoP made for a slower game since it takes more effort to get the really high teir units.
