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Can any cute sounding femanons record a message telling me how worthless I am, and how my life is worth nothing compared to theirs?Thanks in advance.
>>28576173
can't you just go ask your mom if shes proud of you
>>28576253
I just want a girl to make fun of me and to ridicule me for my chimp like body type. Is that too much to ask for?
>>28576367
go to the bar then
I'm so incredibly desperate for female contact, 23 years and I've never even hugged a girl, I'm going insane. It's on my mind at every waking moment now, I cant do anything anymore without drifting off into depression over this
I just never leave my house, I spend all of my time online, I literally do not know how to make friends and certainly have no clue how to meet women. I know there's tinder but I don't want some whore, I just want a normal girl to interact with, I don't even care about sex at this point
Does anyone have any suggestions? What do I do? Where do I go? I have no friends so social settings like a bar is not a good idea I think, I'd probably look like some loser being there all alone, not that they'd be wrong.
Have you ever thought of the downsides of a gf?
Like the fear of her leaving you, the pressure for you to perform sexually, monetarily, and emotionally, and/or all the fucking attention, time, and support you have to give her?
>>28576619
What a sound argument.
>>28576670
Not saying it's anything great, and I wasn't arguing lol so chill, but it was just something I think about myself to stave off the loneliness
>chads invite me out
>say yes despite not wanting to
>need to get out of house
>past hours have not been fun
>>28576125
It would be a tragedy if a meteorite fell from the sky and set that place ablaze.
do americans really do this?
>>28576152
Yes blox to blox
I'm going to turn 23 very soon.
I don't like this feel.
I still don't know what to do with myself or what I'm even capable of. I'm stuck in perma neet man child mode and I think my personality is solidified as shit forever.
I'm just really scared, but also stuck in habits within habits and an extremely negative mindset.
I don't know what to do.
>>28576099
turning 23 in july, haven't done anything since I turned 16 and went NEET
no social development or any experiences, exactly the same feeling of being powerless
I'm turning 27 this year and I know this feel OP
>>28576099
>>28576124
Then as someone who has already turned 23 and is still a huge loser, let me tell you that nothing changes. The only difference is that you're starting to feel even worse about yourself. I'm going to turn 24 in less than half a year.
Life sure is great.
What is Slutfax?
Slutfax is a user-contributed site where anyone can share the sexual history of a woman. The format of this site is inspired by wikis and textboards. The site has its ideological roots in the Manosphere and Redpill movements.
How do I access Slutfax?
Get the TOR Browser Bundle from the tor project.
https://www.torproject.org/download/download-easy.html.en
Then navigate to slutfaxx5p3m33g5.onion.
Signup with an email and password. Currently, you do not need to activate using a verification email. Just immediately sign in with the password and email you used to sign up.
>>28576042
Is this an actual site or did you just pull this out of your ass tonight?
>>28576102
No, it's an actual site. Brand new.
>>28576042
why do you need TOR for this?
I got this sent to me. Can anyone decipher what the last message says?
Also, FUCK women.
>>28575950
Why do you even talk to her
lol this sounds like an autistic girl trying to plan out her high school social life. this is laughably inept 2bh
>>28575979
I agree with this dude.
Who the fuck scheme's like that?
>I'm gonna make friends with jon so I can talk to tom!!!! OMG LAWL
What a retarded bitch.
What do you guys think of Sex Tourism?
Have you guys ever got laid on vacation,
is it okay to go on vacation solely to get laid?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdef2anpd04
>that video
wew lad
>>28575943
People from NY fly into the Atlantic to get laid.
>>28575997
Why does it make you feel what?
I realize there is already a comfy thread, but it has the a e s t h e t i c all wrong, cyberpunk needs its own thread.
Any form of media is welcome, images, gifs, webms, songs. (synthwave guy please come back)
>>28575764
Fuck yeah nigga
Also I'm thinking of writing a techno-noir story, something that isn't exactly Blade Runner but still has similar DNA.
/cyberswimming/
>go to uni
>befriend a chad over mutual love of cars
>start to have feeling for qt grill in same class as me
>ask chad for advice
>"just b urself my man"
>tell him it never works
>"yeah it does, watch i'll prove it to you tonight"
>sorry Chad, exam week I'll stay here and study
>"alright man I'll send you proof"
>10 minutes ago, phone buzzes, new snapchat
>picture of chat in bed
>crush asleep next to him
I can't forget the smile on her face, she seemed so happy. What the fuck do I do?
inb4 cuck, I don't enjoy a bit of this.
>>28575729
post the pic as proof otherwise youre just chad-baiting
>cucked by /o/
I bet you would LSX swap an RX7, too.
stop being a goddamn pussy and just go for it next time
making excuses like you did get you nothing but protection for your completely worthless ego
>tfw just got offered a comfy factory job
So when will you guys man up and take a manly job robots? Surely you can't live in your mother's house forever?
>>28575707
>not doing seasonal work so you can live as a NEET half of the year and earn bank the other half
>went to university for 5 years
>been unemployed for around 6 months now after getting out
>almost no experience at 24 because I was doing university things
>now a serious chance I may end up having to wash dishes
THOSE FIVE YEARS ARE ALREADY PAYING FOR THEMSELVES :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
Should I just kill myself right now?
Pic related is my future.
/r9k/ how do you get over knowing you'll never get your oneitis? Knowing you'll never get your happily ever after.
Time.
She's dead to me now. I feel nothing.
>>28575643
this roastie that said she wanted to fuck me just got a new boyfriend so I'm pretty upset.
she was fucking crazy though so maybe i dodged a bullet
my oneitis was literally every quality r9k dreams about in a girl made flesh. I can't get over these feels.
What are your thoughts on Capitalism?
Do you think it will always end in Corporate Socialism?
Does it create a degenerate society?
>>28575642
the long-term planning leaves a lot to be desired
by which i mean it's next to nonexistent
>>28575642
>What are your thoughts on Capitalism?
Terrible system that discourages social cohesion because it allows many members of the tribe (welfare queens and the rich) to not have any kind of job or responsibility to further the good of the tribe.
No long-term planning, its "gib everything to me now pls"-tier and deal with consequences later.
Not that communism is any better.
Pros and cons of being uncircumcised?
Pro: Don't need to lube to masturbate, can feel a lot more than cut men.
Con: Need to wipe dick tip and foreskin with toilet paper after I piss or else it will dribble onto my underwear
>tfw uncut and still need lube to masturbate comfortably
the skin just gets dry and starts to peel if i do it for too long
>>28575631
The skin on your hear or body of the dick?
Sounds like you aren't producing enough pre cum if its the head.
>>28575600
Pro: mindblowing orgasms
Con: increased likelihood of aids if you're a nigger, and you might not get into heaven
Note: I want to say this is not a cry for help nor attention, I'm simply asking for input on this.
Is there really no reason to kill myself? Most normies meme about 'oh you have friends and family that care about you.'
'Oh get some hobbies.'
'Oh get some friends to help with your crippling loneliness.'
I only really have one passion, cars. But this passion is not enough to live for. I dont have the money to indulge in any of my hobbies and I probably wont for quite some time, so I cant even truly pursue them.
I do not have any interests in people in general, i lost the desire for friends and relationships a few years ago and the only real conversation I have is with my tulpa. I lost all interest in vidya and anime as well.
So is there anything for me to do? Do i force myself to 'enjoy' some hobbies to escape? Do I force myself to be social for the sake of making 'friends'?
I'm still alive because I'm simply stubborn and have had some (seemingly) false sense of hope.
Or would it be simply a better idea to just kill myself?
Killing yourself is really difficult and you might fuck it up.
>>28575615
I sincerely doubt I would fuck it up. It wouldnt be hard for me to afford a shotgun. As long as i make sure the barrel is pointed at my brain and not just the top of my mouth
>with my tulpa
bait
>5'8
That feel when short. I can lift, I can have a 10/10 face, I can be funny.
But, I'm 5'8. Some dude that's 5'9 has every advantage over me.
Any other shortmen here? Tallmen welcome to shit on shortmen in this thread as usual.
Same here...
I've been lifting to try to compensate.
>>28575554
>5'7
I hear you man. Shit does suck. At least lifting is more rewarding for us shortmen
>>28575554
>I have a 10/10 face
no you don't fag
