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Why hasn't R9k Converted to Islam yet?
THERE is LITERALLY NO DOWNSIDE
normies already hate you
Christianity is a Normie religion
Islam allows you to be virtuous away from those who commit Zina.
Islam is the ultimate redpill.
Every aspect of it is a downside. Praying all the time, restricted from doing everything we enjoy, believing in some desert pedo's made up bullshit.
Fuck you and your shit-tier religion, if I could press a button and kill every one of you I'd hit that thing faster than you could say "Allah is a pig".
Pic related
No pork tho
I'm super moral and I've started wearing hijab so men won't leer but no way in hell am I ever becoming an actual Muslim
>r9k claims to be red pilled
>doesn't watch Alex Jones clips on YouTube with their girlfriend
Explain yourselves
>it's a "OP just got his first girlfriend ever and he thinks it makes him an alpha even though she's a frumpy uggo" episode
>>28569257
this
I give it 2 weeks OP
congrats opie you just gave me tfw no gf
Right now there are a bunch of teenagers outside my house playing in the street riding bikes and having fun. Seeing them made me realize just how much I missed out on in my life, it's like I have never even lived. This is probably an ordinary night for them, just hanging out outdoors on the weekend, and yet I never experienced a single night like that. I never had any friends to play with, I never had a girlfriend, I never got to experience my youth
I just made this thread to vent some of my pent up emotions.
My childhood was like that up until age 12, after that it all went to shit.
this is why you're supposed to never leave your room and keep your window blinds closed
Am I literally the only one that finds peace and happiness alone? What the hell did you even miss out on? being around a few other people manipulating a piece of wood on which you stand? I find more value in Wikipedia and anonymous chatlines than being around a group of idiots with nothing else to do, similar to your situation just different context.
You must be just as stupid as them.
How come wizards are looked down upon in society? What's wrong with being a virgin?
>>28569014
there's nothing inherently wrong with it, society just doesn't like those who are not conforming with the latest trends (degeneracy becoming normal)
Wizards are completely unuseful for the cunts who need to whip everyone else into doing their bidding. Therefore cunts need to shame as a tactic to keep orbiter counts high and wizard numbers low
I just don't tell anyone I'm a wizard. When you get to your 30s, people just assume you've been there already so yeah. A lot of people just like to feel superior to others though.
I can't wait to take a sip out of this cold crisp thirst quenching can of Coca-Cola
Tell me what's your excuse for not sipping on a Cokie right now?
Why won't the Jews just leave me alone fuck off
>>28569012
I'm dieting and I can't, Shlomo
>>28569012
Because I don't sip, every drink should be done by 2-3 gulps unless you're a faggot
How will virtual reality change society as it improves?
virtual waifus, women will become useless
It will cause autists to become even further removed from society, and will cause some normal individuals to behave like autists.
The real disruptive technology will be robots and A.I.
Remember when smart phones became a thing, so instead of having awkward forced conversation on the bus, everyone just checks their social media to avoid each other now. It'll be like this but on a sexual plane
Assuming you don't die off at the early stages, would you look forward to living in a zombie apocalypse?
>>28569006
Not at all, no. No luxuries, no internet - what kind of life is that?
The discovery channel said if we don't keep the nuclear reactors going eventually they will leak and irradiate the planet.
>>28569006
Yes, this is why I buy guns, stockpile food, water bullets, medical supplies books ect. It's not for zombie but an eventual societal collapse. It would be a cleansing of sorts. A chance to fucking start over. It's probably a sort of coping mechanism for underlying mental issues but it feels very reassuring and I fantasize every night about it all collapsing.
There's way to much sadness on this board. Post albums that make you feel good. Pic related obviously.
>>28568995
he should make an updated version with the new songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4U
>>28569096
I know filthy frank is normie tier now but I always thought he was a weirdly good musician. Not insanely talented but I regularly catch myself humming "kill yourself" just because its so catchy.
Roland and Curt take away the sadness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8pn9FQV1s
How'd I do /r9k/?
Honestly surprised she texted me, she has like a million other guys orbiting her, all more attractive or socially gregarious then me.
>>28568883
2/4
Let's see....
FUCKINGMUTEBLOX
>>28568901
you are autistic
oreeeeee
I think you're doing good OP. If she's got no issue with how you're communicating with her she probably likes you in some capacity
You don't realize how ugly you truly are until you see yourself from the side.
>spend a few minutes after bathroom breaks staring at myself in the mirror
>preen my hair some, etc
>confidence boost
>go out in public where there's no frontal lighting like in bathrooms
>pass by a mirror
>mfw
>>28568835
>tfw you flip your picture to see how you look like to other people
>from a 6/10 -> 3/10 instantly
>>28568876
i didn't realize this was a thing until just now
i'm retarded but fuck you anyways
What are the highest priced, but smallest objects you can shoplift from a walmart/target/whatever?
In California people are walking out of walmarts with TVs because it's under $950 the cops barely do anything even if you get caught
they will all be tagged. you planning on running out the door?
>>28568829
i want to fuck that rabbit in an original manner
How do I buy toilet paper without embarrassing myself?
I can't buy it in person because the store workers will laugh at me, and I can't buy it online as it's too expensive and the delivery man will laugh at me.
Laugh at you for buying toilet paper?
Nigger, are you for real?
I always shoplift my toilet paper to save myself from embarrassment.
>>28568810
Everyone uses toilet paper. The shopkeepers car far less about you than you think.
>be 26
>finally getting life together
>family friend sets me up with a 21 year old college student
>she's black
>become basically smitten after the 2nd date
>fast forward a year and now she's my fiance.
Seriously robots, don't fall for the racist memes. Black girls are made for robots.
Are you going to have cute mulatto children with her? :3
>>28568803
B E B E
G E T O U T
I am part black and we are just as terrible as any other girls out there.
>>28568803
I know this may sound crazy but autist cute black girls exist.
BELIEVE THIS IN ME
THIS PAIN THAT I FEEL DEEP INSIIIIIDE
l'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
l CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEEEEEERE
BECAUSE YOU DONT
KNOW US AT ALL WE LAUGH WHEN OLD PEOPLE FALL
BUT WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT WITH A CONSCIENCE SO SMALL
>>28568794
Sum 41 is garbage tier
>one shot at life
>6'3
>>28568691
That sucks man. 5'3" master race reporting in. You should probably kill yourself desu.
>>28568691
>Born male
>Wide hips
>Beard so thick it's impossible to shave it properly
>Wavy as fuck, but not curly hair
>Slow AF metabolism
>Got a genetic illness
>Hairy on all my body
Only good thing is it seems I'll never bald
My mom and dad are fine, I'm just a clusterfuck of their worst genes I think
>>28568691
>cursed with a 8.5 inch dick
i've got a cpap mask in the mail
