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Am i the only one who is disgusted with humanity? When will it end?
>>26458762
fuck off and kill yourself
We won. We own everything
From Sumeria to america, we own the world, and if your pansy ass cant handle our greatness, you can kill yourself.
>>26458762
>not wantig to fuck the shit up oif this planet and then fuck off to space
same.we are pretty cancerous,hopefully something big will happen, straighten us out or just kill the lot of us.
>wife's kids won't call me dad
TROLOLOLOL XDDD
Are they niggers or half-nigger? They don't know what a "dad" is.
>>26458742
How's it feel to know your kids will never love you as much as they love Tyrone for pumping and dumping your wife?
>mum buys me chocolate
>"happy pre-valentines anon haha :^)"
>mom bought me heart-shaped cookies this year
>they just made me feel more empty
I am twenty years old and I have no friends and can't go outside. How will I ever find a girl I love and start a family?
>>26458737
i can imagine your mom singing afterwards : trololololololololololo yeyeyeyeye HAHAHAHAHA
>>26458861
Fuck off with this failed normie mentality.
What does /r9k/ think about this? Seems like sjw bullshit to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=J6gtMrbAFVo
The fucking President is black.
>>26458688
oh wow, this animation is worse than most canadian cartoons
>>26458688
Surviving in africa requires running and doesnt require any thinking as there is no winter, that is why they are stupid but faster.
Who /praise allah/ here?
My life has improved so much since I converted.
>no porn
I have more sexual energy and I have more confidence with girls knowing I'm no longer a pathetic loser who can't get laid.
>no alcohol or drugs
Without access to these, I have to work on improving myself instead of numbing the pain with Satan's poison.
>qt wife
I got a pure (virgin) wife after only three years as a Muslim. Best thing is if she cheats on me, I can legally kill her.
>community
I regularly visit the mosque to pray with my fellow Muslims. I have gained many loyal friends who, unlike Western friends, don't stab you in the back or lie to you. My social skills have improved a lot thanks to this. This is also where I met my qt wife.
>guaranteed spot in paradise
When I die I'll go to live in paradise while you infidels will rot in hell forever for your ignorance.
>>26458626
obvious b8, but.
1. You don't need to be a Muslim to not watch porn.
2. So with alcohol and drugs.
3. Enjoy your sandnigger wife.
4. No community is perfect
5. You can't even prove that your paradise is real, kek.
>>26458680
You sound like a faggot
>sandnigger wife
Btw, not all muslims are Arabs you fucking idiot
Even if she was at least Arabs are more white than a nip or a gook
White Muslim here, white and shit. I'm not even that religious but if it wasn't for Islam I would've an heroed long ago. The problem is that my people is accepting the degenerate western ways and its making it hard for us robots. If we get to American levels of degeneracy we can always emigrate to the caliphate.
Teacher thread
Post images (if you can) of teachers you were attracted to in school/college etc. Stories also welcome.
contribu10
>>26458605
fuck das hot
I never had her as my teacher in college but I desperately wanted her to be.
How do i come up with a standard nickname for using wherever i register?
It seems impossible and i hate not having one.
how about "Replth"
>>26458520
it'll come naturally.
I regret it sometimes, because anyone can look up my username on a simple google search and find my autism for shit I use to do like runescape, and forum post.
I'm more a normie now, thinking of making new alias.
I like to pick strange arrangements that make it hard for people to condense into 3 or 4 letters or pronounce.
It's so funny hearing people tripping over themselves trying to say a strange name when they are either yelling at me boiling with anger or just addressing me in general.
Jesus christ r9k why the fuck do I even try? I just got home from a friends place and it was fucking depressing, everyone taking shots at me throwing shade. I felt so unwanted I just fucking left and drove home.
What's the use in even trying to be like a normie? I would have had a better night if I was comfy on here. Fuck this shit.
I remember that feel but I'm friendless now
I'm at the point where I would probably throw punches if that happened again
>>26458421
>my best friend hooking up with a girl, too busy to pay attention to me
>others just straight up teased me the entire night
even if I hit them back with some good insults it just seemed to get worse
>>26458421
Jesus christ go to a psychologist and then keep trying. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Also go to the gym.
>Decide to fuck with a girl until I get blocked
>Ive never met her so I have no problem using my own name
>Act like an arrogant normie
>my plan backfires
>she ends up talking to me for hours about fucking memes
Are women fucking serious
Most people use jokes / insults / mild dickishness to be "interesting". Do you really think most people are actually interesting?
>start acting more dickish lately
>insult jokingly etc.
>act like I'm the shit and praise myself
The result:
Less hate than before when I acted more nicely.
Absolutely backwards shit.
>>26458850
This shit is harder than abstract algebra
Who here /laughsattheirownposts/
>make hilarious post
>spend 10 minutes laughing and rereading it
>>26477454
same, i posted this and laughed for days even though the post got zero (you)s
I write something I find hilarious, 10 minutes later browsing through the pages, and come across something really funny, only then realize it was my post
>>26477454
>make post, laugh a little
>somebody replies saying they laughed
>reread my post while laughing for the next few minutes
yep
Any veteran sailors out there? Any current sailors? Future sailors?
How you doin'.
>>26458219
Thinking of joining here.
What's your job there man?
>>26458270
I was a nuke (pic related) but now I am an ITS. I cannot answer any questions related to actual life on a submarine, cruiser, destroyer, little boy, etc. but I can offer insight on rates, boot camp, training commands, and how to prepare for the bullshit you will experience on the daily.
>>26458332
What are the requirements to be a nuclear submarine crewman?
Besides having a high school diploma and passing boot camp obviously.
hi i just wonder. do you think barbara palvin could become a thing on /r9k/ like katya or is she too pretty?
btw she's manlet compatible
palvin looks like adrian grenier. what a cunt.
>>26458215
There's been a couple of threats already in the past few days about her. And I already made 2 folders of just her in it. So for me, yeah. She's a goddess.
Which other boards do you visit on a regular basis?
What is your main/home board?
>/v/ and /pol/
>Probably /r9k/ at this point
your choices + /d/
>>26458123
r/funny and r/teamfortress.
>regular basis
/r9k/ and [s4s]
>rarely
/tg/ and /v/
>"So anon, any big plans for valentines day? haha who is your valentine this year?!?!"
>>26458096
DIE BITCH DIE.
Who are you girls, why are you talking to me, why is your mother holding you, and how many times have you been to Israel?
My gf of course
Who here has just consumed an egregious amount of cannabis?
Come on, robots. It cant be just me
how does one acquire drugs with no friends or even acquaintances
Im fucking sky high bruv so high i can touch galaxies several universes away
