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>Reznor's version of Hurt is superior to Cash's
>>26465269
Everyone who has at least a decent taste in music realizes that the original hurt is better.
>>26465269
That picture is so creepy, because he looks like my dad, if my dad wore a black wig and had tattooes and wore faggy clothes. But I mean my dad has the same body type and his face looks similar.
As for unpopular opinions:
i think h3h3productions sets up a lot of artificial drama to get up his views. He colloaborated with FilthyFrank and JonTron, this is obvious to everyone. But I also have the firm belief that he made an agreement with SofloAntonio to go through this whole "hurr i'm exposing you" "hurr im exposing you back" "i checkmated you dude" etc bullshit, so they both get a ton of views as a result.
I also think it's very convient how h3h3 got a strike that one time, made a video about their Network being dicks, and suddenly they get hundreds of thousands of views, which wasn't normal for them at the time.
They lived in Israel for a while and Hila is confirmed to be Jewish. I think it is pretty obvious that Ethan is just an actor, and Hila is actually the master mind behind H3h3productions. She also set up the drama with the goodlooking loser, and managed to get a dick pic out of it.
>>26465269
I thought Reznor's was a cover of Cash's.
Does anybody else literally stalk everybody they know online?
I don't have any social media, but I like to find out people's twitter and instagram names and then look at how they're doing. I do this everyday and I usually end up crying because their lives are just so much better than mine.
I feel like a freak.
>>26465024
I do this as well, but I understand how it works because I was always around people that did this. Social media creates a facade that people, such as yourself, buy into. This is the exact same thing that causes people to buy new clothes, new cars, seek other partners, etc. It drives people to consume.
It's all about image and is analogous to the "Keeping up with the Jones" from the 40s and 50s era, except it's digital now.
Fuck their false reality. It's a hologram of an empty vessel. They're only projecting the positive external amenities because any of the bad will reflect a negative image about them and will inadvertently effect their social status among peers (or strangers).
>>26465024
I used to check my facebook pretty obsessively but I only go on every few days now to check if I have any messages ( I never do, kill me lel)
I do this sometimes and I think I'm pretty normal. Like, usually people I vaguely knew in high school but wasn't close with, just because they're exceedingly normal and I'm curious how the other half lives.
>I suffer in the USA, the greatest most glorious nation to ever have graced the Earth
>>26464950
You literally cant even comprehend true suffering you privileged cuck.
>>26465081
I live in Rossiya. You think you have it bad in the land of suburbs and color and 10/10bfsand cheap products? Try living in the land of commie-blocks, subzero temperatures, sanctions, worthless roubles, vatniks, and -1/10s
>>26465154
Did you or your parents live there during the Soviet Union? Would you say it was better now or then and why?
Is it true that finding a good relationship with a girl becomes substantially harder once you reach 25? Another anon told me this and I just want /r9k/ to confirm.
>Girls tend to find their first love in teenage years and therefore are not as naive once they reach young adulthood
>Girls from age 18-21 who get pumped and dumped by chad have a tough outlook on men and are therefor even harder to date
>All the good girls usually get married by age 22-25 leaving the decent and shitty ones left for chad
>All the decent girls from age 26-30 usually settle down leaving the shitty ones for chad
>Girls who are 30+ realize their looks are fading so they settle for us once we work hard and study all our lives to maintain good careers.
This is such a somber feeling that fills me with dread, I hate being redpilled.
That is a very precise observation and it's true.
>>26464911
nah brah im 26 kv havent had a date in my life but i managed to get a valentines date with qt 19 year old on online dating
you just need to lift to separate yourself from the rest of the normies then you have a big advantage
>>26464911
what that nigga doesn't know is how the tables turn once you start making good money
>be 30+
>have some decent money
>young sluts like grown men more than boys
>can lie to the 18 - 21 cunts that you'll be their sugar daddy
>pump them and dump them
>laugh
>repeat
seriously, old fags get nothing but teen pussy
Normie here. Tell me something that would make me want to get out your board.
just the fact that you're unwanted here should be repellent enough
i thought normos thrived on positive feedback
If you stay here long enough you become like us but you will still be unwanted, just another failed normie.
>>26464839
There is nothing for you to relate to, understand or experience. You are just literally wasting your time and will only receive hatred in return. Why would you do that anon?
Why don't you guys own a gun, you know, just in case life tries to jack you
>Grand Power
Why. Just why this particular gun.
>>26464704
>life
you mean blacks?
>>26464704
if someone pulls a gun on me i'll ask them to shoot
How do you go about buying something like this without it being seized by customs?
Is it a pocket pussy? I don't think those are illegal m8
What makes you think customs gives a shit about your pathetic sex toys?
>>26464844
I think he's refering to the faact that the girl on the box is young.
>gee anon your so quiet and mysterious.
>When you first asked me out on this date I wasn't sure but I'm glad you convinced me to come.
> tell me more about yourself anon, I'm listening and want to hear all about you.
>me
>asking out an ugly fat bitch like that
>asking out any girl like a pathetic faggot
Really now?
What is that black guy in the back doing
>>26464786
he's the one that eventually took her home and fucked her , while OP was mastrubating from his couch .
You find out not only is reincarnation real, but also that you're destined to have an even worse life than the last each time you reincarnate and that you're currently living the most pleasant life you'll ever get to experience.
How do you respond?
>>26464465
destroy the multiverse so there's nowhere and nowhen to reincarnate to
>>26464500
You succeed but then the multiverse reincarnates into an even worse multiverse with you included in it.
>>26464465
I dont care anymore. Like shitty life can be measured or anything.
At a party never felt so alone. Keep me company robots.
>>26464431
Just that picture is giving me anxiety
Are you drunk yet?
>>26464571
Tried drinking to talk. Cuddling with this girl then when these other couple said were cute together and she said fuck off. Yes I'm drunk
>>26464640
Be loud, like talk to someone but shout at them.
it works
draw as much attention as possible
Is it a bad idea to cook for someone on a first date? First ever date, on fucking valentines day, and I forgot to grab a reservation anywhere. Pls respond. I'd probably end up making chicken parm or some basic bitch pasta like carbonara.
>Captcha is 3200 NO
T-thanks.
>>26464383
It's not a great idea, but you can make it work. Just don't throw some spaghetti on a plate and call it a day. Make something for an appy, get a dessert, get some flowers.
>>26464383
Cooking is great for conversation. Even if you fuck up, as long as she has a good sense of humour, you'll be fine.
>>26464383
http://diethood.com/rosemary-garlic-no-knead-skillet-bread/
Here's a really simple recipe that people think is fancy as fuck.
Tfw no valentines for the gook
Win Jing Fuk
Fuck out of here ugly attention whore faggot
>>26464255
Cmon bro homie nigga even asians needd a valentines
>mfw there are robots on this board literally working and begging just to obtain the used scraps of Chad
Why the hell would you ever want a pig that:
>isn't devoted to you
>won't console you over your shortcomings
>isn't happy just to be with you, regardless of how much wealth you posess or your looks
>hasn't saved her virginity so she could give it you, her beloved
>will drop you the moment Chad wants a dumpster to cum into
Robots, it's time to convert to 2D if you haven't already. Don't stay a 3DPD heathen. You can baptise yourself by posting 2D qts in this thread.
>>26464102
first for best manipulative, broken psyche waifu angel
These failed normies will probably never understand.
Let them rot.
>>26464102
Im not autismal enough to pretend an imaginary 2d girl interacts with me. I wish I were. Because I realize 3D is shit indeed, desu I just dont waste my time with women be it 2d or 3d.
It wasnt even that good, and now I cant say I havent kissed a girl before
fuck me up senpai
>>26464017
kissing is disgusting dude. id much rather have seks
>>26464017
I agree, kissing is incredibly overrated.
It can literally be simulated using 2 slices of slightly warm ham. It's absolutely underwhelming.
>>26464125
Yea, I have no idea why people act like its a big deal
>prefer very curvy women
>the hot ones only date bearmode chad and tyrone because they think regular white guys dont appreciate that kind of body
it's...IT's
>implying that women prefer skinnyfat NEETs over giant hairy muscled men, but are too nervous to talk to people like you
They don't care if you appreciate that kind of body. They don't think about you at all.
Bear mode chad/Tyrone hybrid checking in, thick women exist for breeding and practice, short, flat chest Asians, Hispanics and mixed breeds are fis tier
>they don't think X appreciates Y
But you're a man op. You can go and hit on them.
Unless you're just looking for an excuse not to participate in the human mating rituals.
