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The election is coming up, yes?
What exactly is meant to be at stake here?
Does anything change in your day to day life depending on who wins?
>More jobs
>Lower taxes
>>26469805
The amount of money taken from you. Other than that, no not really
>>26469890
What difference does it make?
You're still working full-time and doing the same monotonous bullshit day in and day out.
>>26469908
Money is worthless past the point of having enough to get by.
Is /r9k/ feeling the Bern yet?
>mfw he doesn't want free stuff
So instead of building a nation that works hard to achieve things are the American people being conditioned into beggers?
Give me free stuff, where's my free stuff? Give me free stuff, I should be entitled to free stuff. Coddle me more and give me free stuff!
This is very troubling.
>>26469720
>voting for the Jewish cryptocommunist faggot
Anon, this will never work. Trump is the only solution but even he as a moderate conservative won't be the solution to all of your problems.
Nonmeme answer coming through.
I ccould never support a socialist government/politician. Self-reliance is one of my strongest personal convictions.
However, I listened to pic related today and it made me realize that Sanders is genuinely a good person who loves this country and it's citizens, which is something you don't see everyday in a presidential front-runner.
I just don't know how to feel about him.
Gonna go for my third threesome, wish me luck fruitcakes
Just remember it's not gay if your dicks/balls don't touch.
> having sex with another man that happens to include a female
When did you know you were a faggot OP?
>casually asking for sex with a roommate and a stranger
Yeah she's full of STDs, enjoy.
I realized that I am a failed normie. A massively failed normie. I deserve death.
wait for the train to pass
push fat guy
win-win
>>26469561
Well let's continue the thought experiment.
If they're part of fat acceptance blogs, they're obviously fat, if that's so, then the first few should stop the train, if not the first one.
So then it's a matter of sacrificing one man to save one or two, which is not as hard of a choice.
stupid goddamn trolley
the heat in my apartment isnt working. its really really cold.
if i drink alcohol is that dangerous? im kind of bored and need something to take my mind off the cold. but will it make my body more susceptible to hypothermia?
>>26469519
My first boyfriend gave me that game, the special edition too, he actually broke up with me not long after though. A few years later I got another boyfriend and we moved in together, when I broke up with him he took my PS3 and all of the games. Last I heard it ended up left at his junkie ex's place. The cycle continues.
Alcohol will make you slightly more susceptible to hypothermia, but as long as you're wrapped up in whatever you've got to stay warm you should be okay.
>>26469816
Plz date me plz
>>26469519
Why don't you wear warm clothes?
i am about to drown in comfyness. more info: http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/12/06/finally-someone-does-something-sensible-finland-to-bring-in-a-universal-basic-income/
wagecucks on suicide watch. pic very related.
>>26469490
Holy fuck. Finland is heaven.
>>26469718
pretty much if you can deal with the autism and the climate. pic related
Holy fuck that's an awesome passport
>about 11 or 12, 2006, way into Runescape
>get "married" to this girl
>we say we love each other all the time, grind together, chat, etc
>essentially my first girlfriend
>one day she stops coming on for a long time
>months later she logs in, meets me in lumbridge in front of the castle
>type out the lyrics to Far Away by Nickelback and proclaim my love to her
>"omg [username] i love u 2"
>"weird, she knows my name"
>"[username] I have a song for you too"
>"I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair"
>o- okay
>logs out without saying anything
>comes back on about 30 minutes later
>"sorry that was my cousin I don't love you I don't even know you"
>deletes me from her friends list
>I log off and sob in my bedroom while singing along to "Someone that you're with" by Nickelback
Top kek, you were born to be a cuck.
>>26469377
I have so many embarrassing stories, too many to type out desu.
>"anon do you want a kiss?"
> get flustered
> IDSHABBEING.JBEG
>mfwall the girls laughed at me and made fun of me for being alone
f4ct
fuck tall chicks make my dick explode
Wonder how many hundreds of dollars that stupid fucking ripped up dress was?
>>26470430
That's a man
Original commentary
>post you made gets a bunch of positive replies
>proudly reread what you wrote
Who else knows this feel?
>>26469338
I do OP.
It's a really good feel, and I'm diggin this thread instantly.
OP is a faggot.
SAGE
>>26469338
anyone who claims to not do this is a lying shitter
What new animes are you watching robots?
Death Parade and Hibike! Euphonium right now. The first one is a 10/10 masterpiece.
None
antimutespray
A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist
pretty decent. even though it's a few months old, still pretty new.
i'll probably check out ajin-demi human anime that i read about other night. it's one of my favourite mangas, and i liked the art so hopefully the animes art is just as good
Robots need to band together. Let's buy a cheap plot of land in the desert and start our own private community. We'll use trailers and build tiny modular homes. We'll split utilities like Hughes Net.
i'm not living in the fucking desert
north west or forget about it
My suggestions.
-Decomissioned aircraft carrier we could rename "Lilypad"
-Pledge allegiance to bunker bro, in hopes of building an undergground civilization.
>>26469307
it would literally turn into the worst survival horror experience of all time. Piss bottles and shit buckets every where. Wailing banshees in the background. Autistic zombies that would lunge at you the moment the see you... no thanks
>get into relationship
>your gf works with a guy who looks like this
would you trust her
she wouldn't like his small hand genetics.
>>26469304
Yes.
There will always be greater and lesser people than I.
Besides. What can I really ask of her? to quit her job?
>>26469304
>trusting women, ever
OG Comment nig
>get into creative hobby
>suck at it
>people tell you to practice to get better
>practice
>still suck at it
>practice more
>start to hate hobby but practice more anyway
>people tell you not to waste your time doing something you hate
>>26469281
Try a hobby that rewards knowledge based experience rather than skill based experience. In other words, get away from creative hobbies.
Alternatively, stop feeling the need to share your work.
>>26469320
I hate knowledge based hobbies. I'll know things but nothing comes of it. I have to do something with my knowledge, something has to be made.
step one:
Don't listen to people. No seriously. Having people around and socializing with people is fine. But unless you won the fucking lottery the majority of what they think will just be pleb opinion. No matter how much you like them, you have to take what they say with a grain of salt.
Imagine if Death Grips weren't famous and only had a small group of pleb friends that listened to their music. They'd tell them it was fucking garbage and laugh at it. Sometimes you just have to step back and believe in yourself and not listen to the people around you.
>No pregnant wife who loves you resting her head in your lap, holding your hand as you read a book in the park on a warm summer's day and look forward to each and every new day and the family you will have
All my life I've dreamed of becoming a successful writer. Now at 31 it feels like that will never happen and I'm starting to think that all I really want out of life is what Will has right here in this moment. The woman doesn't have to be famous or beautiful, just someone I love who loves me.
>>26469211
>wanting to be married
>>26469211
If it makes you feel better OP, my debue novel's getting shot down by agents left right and centre. What have you tried to write so far bro?
>>26469630
>not wanting to be married to an ideal human woman
>people have your age have already done anal and you haven't even seen a girl naked
What went wrong?
holy fuck that body
>What went wrong?
assburgers
>>26469129
One tit is noticeably bigger than the other but oh sweet Lord would I berry.
>>26469191
you spelled aspergers wrong dipshit
