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Bio says:
>I love meeting new people.
>Looking for interesting conversations.
>I love video games, hiking food & dogs.
>From New York.
Conversation:
>Hey, what brought you X?
>School
>Ah nice, what are you studying?
>Psychology
>Took some psych classes in high school, enjoyed it. I'm studying biology.
>Cool
>It's alright lol, depends a lot on the teacher. So what do you do for fun?
>Netflix
>Any shows you're watching?
>whatevers on
At this point it's clear she's a vapid bitch so stop replying.
Today I get
>Hello?
Like wtf is wrong with women.
It appears like that was an actual conversation, otherwise shed be glad it was over since I stopped replying.
Do they not realize that this kind of talking style makes the person on the other end feel unwanted and not worth the attention.
I had to unmatch her out of annoyance.
Women are just that boring.
>>26470371
Sorry man but that means that she's just not that into you.
>>26470405
That's what I figured, why I stopped replying.
But then, why match with me in the first place, why not unmatch me, why reply, why continue replying, and why message me after a whole 12+ hours.
How can she show disinterest after one message.
Just got my first job interview, and it's for fast food cook.
What can I expect?
Good luck
I'm originnall
>>26470354
The joyful experience of contributing to society :^)
expect a lot of stupid questions
>muh clinical depression
When will you grow out of this special snowflake mentality?
Literally everyone is depressed but you are just an attention-whore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCg3ZdGtMc
Here's the (You), just go.
>muh ebin cynical logical insight
You're just as big an attention whore as the rest of us
>durr uhh im right you're wrong post sources or gtfo
OP on suicide watch
>>26470346
Not OP, but fuck you faggot.
I really fucking hate people who go on about being depressed. Some people here are legitimately miserable from being so fucking lonely, not because of chemical imbalances that everyone has.
>only a few hours until Valentine's Day
>millions of girls will be getting fucked in a couple of hours all over the world
>millions of couples will be smiling at one another and sharing chocolates
>you'll be alone in your fucking room probably fapping
Are you ready to suffer? How will you spend this dreaded day? Why haven't you killed yourself?
>>26470307
That's a nice little picture you've drawn for us.
lol, there's more than a few of us who won't even bat an eye.
same shit happened at new year 2 months ago etc and has happened over 9000 times before and cant be bothered any more
>still giving a fuck about this bullshit
society hammers into your head "YOU NEED A GF YOU NEED A GF" but really it doesn't matter
you can be happy without a gf, i believe in you anons.
>women who hate kids
Is there even a redder flag than this? Holy shit it aggravates me just thinking about it.
>>26470294
>He wants to bring kids into this fucked up world
>>26470308
Yes I do, I want to have a nice happy family and live in a comfy house with a qt wife and lots of kids.
>>26470294
Only if you really want to have kids. I have to say, I don't really like kids, either.
>tfw 25 years old
>tfw balding heavily
>tfw heavy temple recession + diffuse thinning
Who else knows this fucking feel?
>>26470210
i know that feel
and I'm only 20 you lucky bastard
>>26470232
I started balding at 20, didn't become easily noticable until about 22, now I'm turning 26 this year and its just about fucking gone
It's a slippery slope.
>>26470210
You can make a bald head work bro. Try having missing front teeth and not having the income to get partials or implants. Fucking sucks. Talking to women is always a fucking hassle and mentally agonizing.
>go on omegle searching for other robots
>get disconnected one after another
>>26470190
>surprised socially inept autists are hesitant to socialize
>>26470207
>not realizing they're mostly thirsty normies
>>26470513
are you implying people go onto /r9k/ omegle and look for women?
would someone really stoop this low?
that's horrifying
I plan on painting my basement, but we have these tiles (which quite frankly I am not a huge fan of). All these "interior design trend" sites only account for rooms that have dark wooden floors and what not. Can someone help me out?
or should i just get a rug?
right now my walls are egg white
>>26470165
black. Just black. Live in a cave.
ITT: Embarrassing stories from your youth that scarred you for life. I'll begin:
>7th grade dance
>all my friends are getting grinded on by junior high pussy
>haven't grinded all night
>girl makes a passive compliment in my direction
>ask her to dance
>she says "no"
>guy in her vicinity laughs at me
>I feebly choke him when he turns his back
>He punches me in the face
>Teacher saw me getting punched
>Start crying my eyes out due to embarrassment
>Everyone sees
>The kid explains what happens
>end up getting in trouble
>Mom picks me up
>She's clearly humiliated
>I cry the whole way home
>>26470074
>Embarrassing stories from your youth that scarred you for life
No thanks. I buried them deep.
>>26470218
wuss. here's another:
>senior year
>first high school party
>get really drunk
>start actually hooking up with a girl
>like holy shit it's finally happening
>suddenly feel nauseous
>sneak off to the bathroom
>puke up Jaegermeister and Mexican food I had earlier
>oh fuck oh fuck what do I do
>can't find any mouthwash
>didn't have any mints
>had some chapstick
>fuck it
>eat the whole thing
>chew it and spit out
>leave bathroom
>find girl
>at first it's normal
>start kissing her
>she instantly retches
>tells everyone I just puked and tried to kiss her
>get laughed at by everyone there
>try to play it off
>everyone keeps laughing at me
>girl won't kiss me anymore
>spend the rest of the party drunk and alone
>cry when I get home
bumpereoeno
PLEASE UPBOAT LIKE SMASH THAT LIKE FAMALAMALAM
>>26470000
upboating due to quints t b h
>>26470000
SMASHING DAT UPBOAT AS HARD AS I CAN FOR THESE QUADS
>>26470030
They're quads fag
My gf gave a guy a handjob in the past. This was 2 years before she met me. I'm in a LDR, and cannot even touch her. Although we are both faithful, I still cannot get over this. I thought she was innocent. Just a miniature rant. Do not put pussy on a pedestal.
>Although we are both faithful
AHA
AHAHAHHA
Is she your first everything? If no, you have no right to complain.
Don't pretend like that hurts. You don't know the pain of having your girlfriend look at you like nothing's wrong while she has marks on her neck from somebody else.
Found this in a restaurant. Can someone decipher this crazy?
>>26469928
It looks like a Liberal Womens Studies Degree.
Yep, reverse image search says so.
Yeah it means u are a faggot
looks like something:
https://www.youtube.com/user/QuasiLuminous/videos
would do
baka some people..
>Some people have it worse than you so you can't be sad
>>26469910
>sadness is invalidated if others are sadder than you
I guess you can't be happy if others are happier than you either
>>26469910
>tfw you're all 3
Hey /r9k/,
I'm planning on confessing tomorrow to a girl I have a crush on down the hall. I've already bought a box of chocolates for her, but I'm nervous as fuck and I have no idea how to do it.
Any advice on how to confess to her?
Oh, and I also bought a single red rose, if you guys thought that would be better than a box of chocolates. Or I could give her both.
Both.
Dont confess you're creepy interest in her like a pleb beta, just ask her on a date and see where it goes. Save the goodies for when you actually go out.
>box of chocolates
>single red rose
>confess
top kek
this will go bad
whatever you do, post outcome
Why does everyone always make fun of my friends and I?
Pic related its us
>>26469869
Who's 'everyone'?
You all look like bros.
I know you don't wanna hear it, but some of that laughter and scorn is in your own head.
It's your own demons projected outwards.
I dunno, cuz you guys look great to hang out with, fucking bro tier. wouldhangwith/10
Jealously probably, you look like the type of people I would chill out with.
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