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Feeling down, /r9k/?
Just remember this one fact, you aren't Indian.
>>26466170
Shitskins taking it to a whole nother level
>>26466170
man i've lived with some
literal shit-tier faggots
>never buy toilet paper
>wash poopy ass with hand and water
>cook with poopy hand
>ooo moro boro motcho botcho come share da foodl with us
not even once
>>26466170
but I am...
muted for 2 seconds
Anon, Strcey is sad that you didnt ask her out for Valentine's Day
>>26466153
it looks like she's laughing
>>26466153
dass the kind of look a girl would give me when she found out i insulted her friend or something
>>26466153
Why would she be sad that a loser like me didn't ask her out?
>normies complaining about being alone for Valentine's Day.
I'm alone every day.
I feel no more lonely on Valentine's Day than I do any other day of the year
>>26466134
Don't worry anon, rapefugees will spoil all the fun, groping entitled cunts with their shitskin hands, and cucking the shit out of Mueller. Can't wait.
Would you date a Polynesian girl who liked having her feet touched?
>>26466125
AHHHH MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>26466125
Ok I just watched the webm. Do I have a foot fetish now?
>>26466286
>>26466260
Feet are sexy, everyone should love them.
Also she's a bit chubby imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpJsmv-9ieo
Where will you be when the european civil war starts?
>>26466006
in poland, the citadel of christanity
>>26466006
probably here, shitposting.
>>26466053
I have honestly thought about moving to poland if it doesn't get any better here (germany).
Are you from poland?
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>>26465966
how extremely cringey
i'm a girl by the way
>>26466159
FFS DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT OP SAID
>>26465966
Keeping this great pasta alive.
You're doing God's work, OP.
>when you go into class on monday you will know with 100% certainty that every girl there had sex the night before
not me lol:(
>>26465960
>with a person who they will never be able to lock down in a relationship, aka Chad
girls have it even worse
1) they get no pleasure out of sex
2) a guy gets to use them
3) they get no relationship out of it
>>26466139
don't forget they're oppressed and microraped all the time
You must post ITT if you're proud to be an American.
Eurofags and third-worlders not welcome. Middle fingers to all the haters.
>>26465884
>2016
>still having blind patriotism.
>>26465910
You're always welcome to fuck right off if you don't like it.
>>26465884
I'm not an American I mean I respect it as a country but it seems to be a bad place to live because of the way it always seems to be getting worse, maybe trump will save it
People say that teenagers always go through some existential crisis. I never had one, and used to mock everyone who seemed to be having it. But it's not until now, at the age of 18, I think I'm beginning to have my existential crisis. Has anybody else had this? How long did it last for you?
You're still a teenager. I have them all the time and I'm twenty. You just learn to deal with it.
Please elaborate op. What are you going through exactly.
Yeah wtf are you even talking about?
Existential crisis is a meme.
Why aren't you outside experiencing this beautiful creation that is nature you lazy fuck
>>26465755
There is only artificial nature where I live.
>>26465755
It's dark outside, but I went for a nice walk today.
It's like 16 degrees outside
would you lower yourself to fucking dumb teenage whores?
>>26465733
If this was my POV. Of course I would as most man would.
>>26465733
>lower yourself
elaborate
>teenage
define
>>26465733
No, but only because I wouldn't want to go to jail/prison, not because of any ethical dilemmas.
>30 minutes on omegle
>literally every girl skipped me, even the landwhales
The internet is awful anon.
>>26465524
I'm sorry you're in pain, anon, but this just made me laugh so hard for some reason.
>>26465524
Omegle is made for trolling dipshit
>"Oh of course I'll be your Valentine! I've been hoping all week that you'd ask me to do something, was it not obvious!? If you find me that difficult to read then I think it's a good idea that you and I get to know each other a little bit. Ok, I'll see you Sunday Anon. Can't wait!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-yfeA2JZs]
>>26465463
dont have to remind me op.
>"Hey Anon, you know Valentine's day this Sunday. Do you have any plans? Oh no, me neither. I'll probably just be in pjs like I was year! But, hey, if you're not doing anything then I'd be down for meeting up or hanging out or something. Really, oh cool! Well do you want my number, maybe we can arrange something? Sorry for being so awkward, I mean I assume you realize I've liked you for quite a while right?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSi9DJAgarw]
>This comment will never be original enough for them.
>5'11
>White
>Dutch
>Rich family
>Skinny
>Above average IQ
Still a 22 year old KHV.
Just kuk me up tbhfam.
>>26465413
>not rich, but only a KV, not a KHV
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>26465413
I thought dutch people were all giants? I'm talking 6'2"+
>>26465413
why do you think IQ has anything to do with love/dating?
This board is going to be so fucking shit tomorrow.
Who else is not going to come here at all until monday.
>>26465363
hello and goodbye
>>26465363
See you Monday faM
does something happen on sundays?
