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>be me
>23
>live with parents
>quit min. wage job about a month ago
>sofuckingbored.jpeg
>any good tv series recommendations?
>any advice on killing time
Arrested Developement
pun not intended
well there's always your drugs and alcohol to use to make boredom not bad at all
>>26462833
accelerate to relativistic speeds. You will experience time at a slower rate than the rest of the world. Eventually everyone you know will be dead, and you will still be young. You will be thrust into a world that is now bizarre and strange to you, and no one will know you. You will be treated as a curiosity of a simpler time.
What do robots first notice in women? for me its: eyes > hair > tits
>>26462824
Height and weight.
It's just the most obvious thing, not necessarily the most important.
>>26462824
ass > face >>>>> tits
First I look at legs. if you have bad legs, you're not worth looking at desu.
Then its hips > face > tits.
I have a leg fetish btw.
got the weekly yelling at today. How's your Saturday robots?
Much better. Because I know what anti-aliasing is.
>>26462801
Pretty good, woke up early and had the last pizza slice for breakfast and then consumed nothing but soda until just yet when I made some ramen.
Ramen has become a bit of comfort food for me, I have it whenever I don't feel like leaving home at all, I had it 7 times this week.
I took a shower and had a great fap and then listened to some music
I'm now debating spending some of the little money I have left for the week on 2 discount ice cream cones and some juice
>>26462817
this
>>26462801
that's some shit texture quality OP, get a better pic
I want to meet and talk with an introverted girl who likes to spend all day inside, but also has some crazy delusions of grandier in terms of changing society or the way people think.
... But If I sign up for a dating site, all I'll meet are the "I love rock climbing, drinking, hanging out with my guuurrrrlfrieeeeends!!!" chicks.
How does one get around this?
You don't
The introverts are getting cordoned off by the stacies.
They get put into support groups, all female roleplaying groups, mental institutions. Or they have submitted to some other dominant force that keeps them under lock and key.
Your only option is becomeing a trans and joining the all female narcotics anonymous.
>>26462870
I know you're being facetious, but if introverted girls are brought along with their friends to hang out, where is the best "group orientated" place to meet them? What kinds of groups should I get into?
Because honestly my hobbies are constantly shifting, but they're never anything that is really group orientated/ requires that some of gear up + get together aspect
>>26462792
There's no such thing as an introverted girl, OP
Why is it so hard to be a purely good person?
>>26462724
because life will never be 100% good to you
>>26462724
Good is subjective.
>>26462781
I don't think so. I think good is objective and people contaminate it with their opinions and make it subjective.
Where can I go to get food at 3AM? I can't leave my house at normie hours desu.
>>26462666
>where can I go
>I can't leave
to the fridge
>>26462685
can't leave at normie hours
>>26462666
gas station
24/7 convenience store. Stock up on some microwave meals and canned coffee.
Tell me more about this lil' kid, guise.
>>26462652
tfw no sissy comb bf
>>26462715
Explain this to me! I found him on /int/ and I want to know more about him.
>>26462751
Long story short his friend who was making the videos with him got fucked up big time. He had to apologies the the kid after /r9gay/ made contact with him and his friend was on here talking about him and the videos. Kid felt bullied like a cuck and friend who made the videos was forced to close his youtube account and im sure he nearly got expelled as well
I wind up putting myself in the universe of whatever I'm reading/watching, wishing I could interact with the characters, fix how miserable my life is. Then I read something like Watamorte and realize I'm even more pathetic than a sadsack MC; at least she has a friend and does stuff like go to coffee shops and McDonalds. I stay home, have no one to talk to, no friend, no family, and no escape since self inserting makes me realize I'm worse off than a fictional character.
what in the fuck am I supposed to do?
You should shitpost of course
Browse and shitpost like the rest of us. Welcome to the plateau, where escapism goes to die. You stop enjoying the things you used to enjoy and new hobbies hold no interest to you, that's how you know you've arrived.
>>26462698
that's pretty much where I'm at. so this is it until I finally off myself, then
Where could I find a girl like her?
>>26462564
Would burry my dik
Look at that body
>>26462564
I'd start with her blog.
http://veronikazayceva.ucoz.ru/publ/?page3
But remember anon
THEY ALL WANT CHAD
>>26462564
>where can i find a practice gf so unattractive that she can't afford to reject me
i'm addicted to /r9k/ because it's easier to be bitter than to overcome difficult problems
>>26462482
sounds like hell irl
>>26462482
>mfw not even bitter
>mfw not even a misogynist
>mfw i only come on here because i'm lonely
>>26462482
what are your problems? what could possibly be worse than being addicted to r9k?
THERE'S TOO MANY DAMN WEEKEND SOLDIERS
I hated that fucking mission, it was on par with that train bullshit.
Yeah hold up, I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>26462489
Missions where you have to rely on or protect someone else are the worst.
There is this strange thing on my balls /r9k/
Am i going to die?
I'm scared to go to the doctor, i only fucked ONE TIME in my entire life, it was last november with a fucking condom, why did i got this thing, FUCK THIS SHIT LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HELP ME WTF IS THIS
Calm down dude it's just a hand all you have to do is put it somewhere else.
>>26462334
Could be cancer
Did you use wrap your balls up too OP?
>So how's your sex life?
What do you expect asking robots?
>I did not hit her, I did not!
>Oh, hi Mark!
Good considering I haven't banged any sluts while I wait for my Soul Mate to manifest. Monogamy master race.
How can you tell a woman is just a money grubbing whore before she shows that off?Also can we get a /BPT/ thread going and guys please dont get offended at fucking twitter jokes again
>pic related
>Dicklets know this feel
Fucking orginality filter can fuck off
>>26462304
A telltale sign is her gender.
>most men really just want a girl who can cook and is good at sex
>most men are willing to ignore how ugly a woman is if she's good at these things
>I can't do either of these things properly
Fml
>>26462006
Modern young adults can't cook for shit. I dated a girl that didn't know how to use a manual can opener ffs. With another one I had a pan of chicken already set up and I told her to throw it under the broiler for me real quick while I washed some dishes and she set it on the stovetop and walked away
I feel so bad for all these poor young adults who will never have a spouse that will cook for them or will resort to eating fast food every meal
>>26462102
lol , same here were i come from . this generation is fucked up with there order-now food crap.
all there good for now are making babies and getting your money.
Why are Asian men so obsessed with black women? There's two blacks at my office who are Blasian, which doesn't sound like a lot until you realize there's hardly any blacks or Asians in my area.
