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Why are normies so hyped about learning new languages?
Gives you access to more Chads and Stacies to fuck.
>>26454394
Learning new languages is neat
>>26454416
fuck off normiee
Met my girlfriend by going to a concert alone. She plays the guitar and sings pretty good too heh who would've thought. She's still in her prime too, only 17 and I'm 20.
Enjoy being jailed for statutory rape.
>>26454244
Anything above 16 is legal in my state.
>>26454255
Better double check that. You can get jailed in pretty much any state for that. Land of Freedom indeed.
Finally got a permanban on this piece of shit game. My only regret is how much money I spent on it.
IM FINALLY FREE
its not /vg/ tard, gtfo
Hey man.. Wanna try some crack?
>tfw all ur shitcan 1k mmr friends are so bad at this game that when they get queued with a 5k mmr like me every game is a shit show
YOU JUST CAN'T CARRY FOUR RETARDS, ONE ESPECIALLY WHO IS SO RANDOM xD let me just feed eleven times within 15 minutes
need steam friends, if u at least 3k hmu
If the universe is growing colder how do earthlike planets, or any high energy rock simply not freeze now?
Should be like dropping a hot pea in a pool of liquid nitrogen. The volume of darkness rapes any small mass in conparison.
>>>/sci/
also the sun is releasing massive amounts of energy...
Probably because we have a giant self sustaining nuclear bomb many times the size of our planet constantly blasting us with radiation.
If the world is warming why aren't the oceans boiling?
https://youtu.be/P2WDzvVdKMg
DAE live like a slob? I want to capitalise on my disgusting ways by making videos on youtube that the kids will find funny
I wanna upload one showing off my 6 month alcohol collection next
>>26453961
future spree shooter spotted.
>>26453961
you call that a trash pile?
>>26453961
God man. Why, just why?
Who here /about to masturbate/?
I'm getting prepped, just got my cum rag.
What are you gonna jerk off to?
Just had an amazing fap to some young throats videos, edged for almost 2 hours had a cigarette and feeling amazing but tired even though I've been pounding energy drinks all night.
>>26453928
tube sock is ready here, probably gonna get going on some ass jeans, end up on some hentai. No hookers around tonight, I checked craigslist
6 videos on my off monitor from my collection and some h-manga on the main screen.
WE IN THIS
Is any board free from SJW censorship? This thread got deleted for simply criticizing feminism.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/65945664
Why is /tv/ just a shithole?
Just so you're aware, your inevitable ban will be due to breaking the "complaining about 4chan" rule
>>26453811
are you memeing or is that a real thing
im a bit of a newfag
Anon, I believe it got deleted because it has nothing to do with TV or film.
I think you're so used to off topic shitposting. that you even forgot that there are rules to boards.
In other words you think of a zebra instead of a horse.
>Parents always fighting ,getting more and more intense as time passes
>Gonna move out in a couple of months
>They might divorce since the only one keeping them together is me
What do I do guys? Can I even do anything or just let them slug it out and hope I'll get a cute sister?
I am actually in the same situation, it is going on for 7 years already, I would be actually happy if they divorce, if they fight everyday they should not be together, it is bad for both of them
>>26453663
if you're old enough to post on 4chan getting a sister is probably not going to affect you very much.
just let them break apart if they really can't stand each other. it's healthier to them and to you.
don't make a big deal out of the relationship of your parents. they're just human beings.
>>26453663
Let them divorce, it will be easier to use them that way.
>Want to practice the piano.
>Feel way to sad to actually play.
>Don't know any sad songs to play.
I need an intermediate level song to learn.
>>26453661
its actually pretty easy
>>26453661
Try I Don't Like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats
I know that feel, except with guitar.
I find the best way is to forgo boring lessons and just find a song you like, and learn to play the hell out of it. Then smooth out the kinks and learn some chords, rinse and repeat.
>3 Months behind on rent
>pawned everything but my laptop
>enough cash for a week of ramen
>being evicted in two days
>cold as tits outside (-20c)
>been putting out resumes like extensively with no luck
>no family in the country to turn to
>no friends to crash with
Well, robots, looks like I'm going to be officially homeless pretty soon here. I refuse to pawn my laptop (I could get 150$ tops) because it is my only contact with the outside world. Have any of you ever had experience with this type of situation before? Do you have any tips for me? I have a feeling I can get by for a while, I'm good pals with a homeless guy near my place that I can talk to and ask what the musts and don'ts are.
I can't like, I'm scared.
>>26453643
where do you live anon?
original
>>26453643
I'm guessing Ontario? I know a place hiring in Milton for $13 an hour.
>>26453677
Montreal, and it's not going to be getting any hotter any time soon
Who /nostalgic for the 2000s/ here?
not me i'm look forward to what's happening now
thinking about old stuff sometimes gives me shivers, idk why
>>26453596
Shitshow
>>26453596
my childhood right here.
I still remember that one crazy guy that worked at the movie theater who always yelled about everything.gamesphere.
>think you don't want a gf
>you really do want a gf
Just earn some more pretty princess points and we can talk again.
I don't even think getting a gf would be that great. I don't get along with people anyway; should this be any different?
>get gf
>shit gets boring as hell
>realize no matter what I do im still sad
>Be me
>18 year old kissless virgin
>All of my friends are in relationships except me
>Girl that I liked for all of last semester was denying me
>Really tried with her but got shut down by her constantly
>Told me about the two people she liked, both of which were my friends in the grade
>Gets rejected by both of them by end of semester
>Find out she's crazy by both of my friends
>Next semester she starts talking to me a lot
>Find out more crazy shit out
>Realize I'm the rebound guy for this crazy bitch that nobody wants and I don't like at all anymore
>Still thinking of going for her because that's the only way I'm getting a girl and I'm a desperate dildo
Should I just end it all?
>>26453421
Not for the reasons you think.
>>26453421
Is she hot? If she is then your friends are passing rumors cos they are jealous and want her. If she's ugly than she rly is crazy.
I've seen worst cases to end well, just keep doing video games until you'll find a nice nerd girl that you will just love to fuck/play games with.
Why're you faggots obsessed with maths and philosophy so much?
Not a single thing on that pic is applicable to me, love my job.
Enjoy being a cautionary tale used by your siblings to explain to their kids why its bad to have chocolate cake for every meal
>>26453271
Back in the day the best known mathematicians and philosophers were first and foremost autistic shut-ins.
Philosophy is interesting. I've recently become interested in whales and thinking about studying marine zoology next year.
Anyone else in here who look down on minimum wage workers?
How can you even respect these subhumans?
>>26453265
Life is hard you goddamn fucking faggot reeeee
tfw working for below minimum wage ($10 AUD)
Australia, Sydney, here
>>26453320
Isn't Sydney like super expensive? How can you even live there with your income?
