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Well, I fucked up really fucking hard. I don't know what to do at this point, I might an hero i don't fucking know.
>nose is retardedly ugly
>holding me back from at least 3 points
>decide to get rhinoplasty
>~11k for the specific doctor I want
>good at working on my kind of nose, specialist and has written books on rhinoplasty
>reviews say that he's really good and offers walk in consultations
>the office has 3 other rhinoplasty doctors
>I walk into the place and immediately one of the other doctors calls me into his office
>too anxious to say no, i don't want him to think he's a worse doctor than the other one
>i listen through the entire consultation even though I don't want this fucking doctor
>i'm too embarrassed to ask to see the other doctor and he waves me out of the building quickly
>he calls back and i end up getting my nose done by him instead because i can't say no to people
>it looks like fucking garbage already
>nothing like what i asked for
fuck everything i spent all my money on this freaking retarded nose and it looks almost the same. I've waited 4 months because I was hopeful that it would reduce the swelling but it still looks like shit.
plastic surgery is a FUCKING MEME don't fall for it fucking jews
I don't care if no one reads this I need to vent, i have $650 left and i'm living pay check to pay check now.
Lots of surgeons make their living fixing the fuckups of other shittier surgeons. Saving up again will suck ass but at least eventually you'll get what you were going for, you won't end up looking like Michael Jackson or anything.
>>26445947
revisions cost a whole fucking lot more. i'm so fucking pissed i just flushed 11k down the crapper i can't believe this
why am i such a retarded aspie i knew this would happen
>>26445839
show before and after
Do you like tsunderes that give up on thigs easily?
>>26445740
I like tsunderes that give up on posting these threads
things*
Sorry
>>26445740
>>26445797
>blonde hair.
Apart from NEETdom, what are the alternatives to wageslavery?
>>26445702
you could become an entrepreneur or a freelancer
Join a band
>>26445734
What if I have jack shit for marketable skills?
Hey robros. What are you up to?
I'm considering walking 50 minutes to the movie theater to see the new Deadpool movie. It's the only decent movie playing.
>>26445677
Just sittin here on 4chan flippin between boards, some some fat tire brews, contemplating if I should go on a nice buzzed bike ride to the store for some frozen pizzas. I don't even have a movie theater in my tiny town.
If you go I hope you enjoy it and it doesn't suck :)
>>26445677
>walking 50 minutes
why?
>>26446044
*sipping some
>ywn fuck a lifeguard
jdimsa
>>26445666
yeah, I coudlnt do that without a boner showing
>>26445712
same bro its tough
>>26445666
>Female lifeguards
At that point I'd just accept death.
There are actually more girls than you think on here /r9k/ I'm female and I'm only average looking and barely get any attention from guys. I come here to read your sad stories. I wish I had a bf too.
Pic is me
Bitch u 12
>>26445575
lol, you just made one of these an hour ago.
or someone did.
If it really is you however, prepare to get a new asshole ripped.
>>26445575
You 12 and you ugly
If this ugly fuck can get a qt asian gf why can't you?
What's your excuse?
P.S: Lisha and Qtpie were dating years before he got popular or even started playing league of legends professionally. She started dating him when he was a fat, hairy NEET with high dreams.
>>26445511
Yeah wtf, if she can get a qt I can aswell.
>>26445511
I'd date qt just for his personality. He's a top guy.
>>26445511
>hover hand
He's not dating her. Not even in another dimension.
Is this the quintessential qtpie?
No, Cara is
>>26445494
p.much
Unfortunately this comment wasn't original
>>26445523
do you think they made out? i hope so.
>>26445542
i am glad more people think like me
OVERPOPULATION IS A MYTH. YOU ARE ALL TRENDY, SELFISH SHCUM. IF YOU DON'T HAVE BABIES, HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO PAY FOR MY RETIREMENT?
Overpopulation is a myth, crazy population density in small areas isn't
>>26445651
Neither is limited resources.
>>26445426
Buy fitlers
Scientists can now erase memories or add new ones.
This is bloody terrifying.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12152337/Scientists-have-discovered-how-to-delete-unwanted-memories.html
If they could erase the shameful memories I have that give me excessive restraint they would create a monster of uncontainable charisma and enthusiasm.
Pretty sure the unabomber wrote something about this possibility.
>tfw the scientist accidentally presses ctrl+a before deleting
I cant take this loneliness anymore
Too bad, it can take you forever.
>>26445311
Well done anon!
materialforriginalcomment
>>26445311
this quote is fire senpai
>go to steam profile
>find out there is a comment history of every comment I ever made that I can't delete
>see all the immature mean flame wars and autistic arguments I got into when I was 15 or 16
>see how intelligent I thought I was but realize I was actually just smug and retarded with no chill
>I go through nearly all 600 comments
>literally nothing intelligent or redeemable in any way
>realize that it is completely my own fault that I am a kissless handholdless virgin
>realize that I am a bad conversationalist because I was a complete internet-absorbed cunt in my formative years so I don't have any stories or hobbies
>quickly request my steam account to permanently be deleted
>get a hankering to play counter strike
>no credit card
>no counter strike
>no gf
>no future
Is there anyone that can relate or am I the most pathetic person on the Earth?
Someone please tell me that they can relate. Or tell me I'm pathetic. I just need to know what someone else thinks. I'm in deep emotional pain.
you should have said you were a girl to get replies desu senpai
>>26445122
I can relate to that, I think vidya did a lot to damage my social development
Do you think things will ever turn out for the better for you? Do you have any hope left, anon?
if anything they'll be worse
don't be so naive
Absolutely not, never had hope, always knew that would happen this way, even as a kid.
Like how the fuck do you even get to go to Arby's?
>be me
>live with parents
>work hard, enjoy family dinners
>parents always pay, but want to go to Bob Evans or Boston Market
>never pick Arby's
I am a mess. Arby's commercials always make the food look beyond delicious but I never get to go there. How can I convince them to go there? Should I just threaten to kill myself?
Help.
Why don't you suggest to them that you should all visit Arby's for a change? If you lack the social skills to converse with your parents or they simply refuse, get a job, get some money, and treat them yourself.
Arby's is the closest op will get to a vagina
>>26445040
>Should I just threaten to kill myself?
That's a pretty good idea to be honest
>can't stop taking all my opinions from 4chan
>there are millions of girls that are pooping right now
Same. The worst part Is that I know most of them are wrong.
>>26445039
tell me some of your hot opinions. my dude
