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Post your pets.
This is my pal Roger.
>>26444775
You bottom,or?
post moar
This is Bruno I love him very much
he's quite old, I will cry a lot when he passes away.
>>26444775
Nice human, can he do the tricks?
When women and girls wear a dress or skirt do they expect that men and/or women will stare at their legs and possibly think sexual thoughts?
When is it ok to look at a woman's legs and when is it ok to look at a girl's legs?
Whenever you want you dumb bitch.
Women are just there to be eyed, grabbed and humped. The ocassional decent human with a vagina will appear but they won't wear those slut clothes so you couldn't anyway.
>>26444705
Nobody expects to be stared at, whether because they have uncovered legs or because they have an uncovered bald spot in their thinning hair.
you will be accused of rape and beaten half to death by white knights and then put in prison for sexual assault dont do it bro its not worth it
Who else here /tendies/ tonight?
>>26444678
i thought it was poop at first.
>>26444717
It will be
>>26444678
Looks like processed crap. 1/10 nigga
Every time an image that pokes fun at white people is posted, everyone gets mad and acts like they were personally insulted.
I wonder why that is.
because racism hurts :(
>>26444571
you say that like black people dont get equally offended
>>26444571
because racism towards whites is nitpicked nonsensical bullshit like mayonnaise and sandals and shit like that. am I actually supposed to be offended by that?
And I just laugh and scoff at the DUDE WHITES ARE SCHOOL SHOOTERS LMAO crap because 50% of it all is just false flag propaganda anyways
>mom found my suicide liquor
Well then, guess I'm heading out sober. Doesn't really matter, I took it from my dad so no real loss. I didn't even suspect she would snoop around my room, there goes my privacy. Probably found my Fleshlight as well, who knows!
Why couldn't the drinking age be younger?
>suicide liquor
>>26444508
did you put a label on the bottle that said "suicide liquor" or something you edgy fuck?
just go buy some more
>heading out
i respect your game of choice but this sounds like normie talk so ill have to disregard the rest of the post
Would it be weird to hire a prostitute and ask her to just hold me?
I don't care about sex. I just want to feel the warmth of another person snuggled up next to me.
>>26444492
Anon, you can hug me if you want.
>long for physical contact
>when I get some I move away because aspergers
just
>>26444492
Is this real? I know in Japan it is, although it's pretty pricey. An American version of "cuddle prostitutes" would be nice, I would pay for it
Anybody know? They don't list their prices, and apparently you can negotiate so there is no set price. But can anybody ballpark it?
I know there are robots who have been to a brothel
seriously? Nobody?
>>26444390
I'd check their website, its plike a couple grand for a hot chick. I'd rather visit Tijuana tbqh. way cheaper and more fun
>>26445742
None of them list prices, a couple said it's actually illegal to list prices. And apparently each woman is an independent contractor and negotiate their own prices, but I'd like a ballpark at least. I can do $500, I can't do $1000
I'd rather go for a legal brothel... cleaner, and no risk of spending time in a Tijuana jail.
>get text from gf
>tomorrow we're supposed to be doing valentine's day things
>do you want to go to see deadpool tomorrow? Cause otherwise I will just go with (friend)
should I break up with her?
>>26444380
Is she saying she will go with a friend tomorrow or go another time with a friend?
>>26444656
Oh also,
>gf
>normie
>reee
>reee
>>26444656
she said tomorrow specifically
"Addicted to weed a dying breed"
- 2Pac
This entire song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w20sqdJSH7Q
>>26444499
>Jedi Mind Tracks
lol fuck this fatass nigga talking about cheesesteaks and Allah and shit, the fuck he think he is
>>26444375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt4D6RIKbMM
like this except without the drugs and I'm a total pussy
Which Goddess would you choose? Given you can only choose one.
>>26444325
Neither of them are goddesses
>>26444325
>3DPD
>"goddess"
>>>/reddit/
>>26444325
Milana
Bigger tits.
>no more $1 sliders
>no more sliders except for breakfast
>PREORDERING A FASTFOOD ITEM
>Quesachulupa is garbage
>quesdarito is becoming less and less good
>making an energy drink slushee
Why is Taco Bell doing this
i'm still mad they got rid of the original grilled stuft burrito and replaced it with that XXL garbage
>>making an energy drink slushee
Fuck, this is happening? Not gonna lie, I like the idea.
Because I guess disgustingness is a marketing tool too. Norms be like "Ew I'm at taco bell, so gross, but I'm doing it anyway tee hee hee"
because it's never enough
lets cook a nice bread
>>26444121
I'll grab the flour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfTBEZP09D8&index=85&list=PLHN4_ZeODInQnzPOHpd22DIIC6Ru8y3_2
>>26444121
bumpumpityump
>>26444217
>>>26444121 (OP)
>bumpumpityump
The most important thing in life is other people.
Why do robots choose to ignore/deny this?
>>26444080
The most important thing to anyone is themselves.
>>26444111
Double trips wasted on an edgy teenager.
>>26444080
they dont. they want other people but other people dont want them.
>walking home today
>stop at high school playground to relax
>start playing my 3DS
>pokemons.jpeg
>from over the screen, I see people approaching
>look up
>find myself surrounded by The Walking Chads, starring Normie REEEEEdus
>"Um, can I help you?"
>"What are you playing?"
>"Um, Pokemon."
>long pause
>"Gaaaayyyyyyyy!"
>they dash off like pigs from a gun
I'm actually god damn crying, bots. What kind of no-tendie-having FUCKS do this??!
>>26444071
>playing with children's toys in public
You deserved it
>pokemon on 3DS
If you were playing anything above Gen 4 please kill yourself loser.
X/Y was an abortion. ORAS was 9/11 part 2.
>>26444071
>high school playground
Is suicide a human right, robots?
if they can afford it
In an increasingly consumer-driven world, where the population rate is growing exponentially, it's more like common courtesy. Leave the people with real plans to carry them out in peace, it's just hard for people to accept that someone close to them wants to die despite having someone so awesome as them as a friend or family member.
>>26443929
I'd like to think so, but you do not own your body in this world.
I cry to myself every day knowing that I want to die, but I'm too much of a coward to do it. So I have to smoke multiple packs a day and drive my car/ride my bike without wearing a seatbelt or helmet.
