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>Since Valentine's day is on weekend school has it on friday
>learn that day that onitis doesn't like me
Just fuck my shit up senpai
underage pls go
>inb4 senior 18 herp derp
>>26435092
Senior 18 though senpai
>>26435042
how did you find out that she doesn't like you?
>You were born male
How does it feel to have lost the genetic lottery?
The burden of performance gives the chance for a life in which one sees some kind of purpose.
The girls being treated somewhat better than men from child age on can't recognise this as something as positive (because that's just what they know) and then they hit 30 and biology alone dictates their value.
The normie life isn't a particular bad one. Most guys are normies.
>>26435010
Feels good to be apart of the most capable and superior creation on planet Earth. We rule the world over women and animals. The world is ours.
>>26435076
>we
>ours
you own nothing, neckbeard
>be me
>going to Japan
>all of you dream of having a Japanese wife and Eurasian daughters but can't afford to go
>I can afford to go yet I have no interest in Japanese girls at all
Sucks to be you.
that's why you're posting on a ceramic cutting board forum, because you're so successful
>>26435071
Just wanted to share that I'll be around qt japanese girls daily and will have no interest in them at all
>>26435148
YOU MONSTER give me your ticket instead
How do I stop procrastinating?
>>26434856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJscrxxl_Bg
Just do it.
>>26434856
Just keep procrastinating until you die, and you'll never have to do anything.
>>26434856
tell me if you ever find out
Hey /r9k/ go to https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-robot-music to listen/share your favorite tracks for fellow robots. all anons welcomed, all genres welcomed!
bumping for good music senpai
come on guys join the show
share your tracks robots
Is it okay to talk to a girl when she's with her orbiter?
>>26434659
Yeah, it's funny af to watch his reaction.
Yea it de-masculates the loser.
>>26434659
cant believe that used to be a man. guess ill fap to him now
Who here /hide and report/ every "fembot" thread?
>not spamming gore into threads you don't like for hours on end like a good autist
>>26434653
No, but we should.
Here's an example of how even mentioning you are a female even if it's ever so slightly relevant can derail a thread:
>>>/adv/16794880
>>26434728
Fucking christ. They pounced on that. The pathetic betas just couldn't help themselves at all, and that fucking "OMG SO RONERY XDDD" grill kept lapping it the fuck up. I hate 4chan. Fuck you guys.
How often do you go out?
0-2 times a year
>>26434529
not a lot, but, very funny, when i'm sad I remember hello rato and it makes me crack up
I'm out right now. I wanna die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im9chebHzJo
Do you think this guy posts on /r9k/?
>>26434484
>It's a scream for help
>Take a sip from a bottle of pepsi
Please tell me that was water inside the bottle. I'm really not into being enraged by fat people dying while shoving more fat down their throats.
>>26434679
never mind. 3:05. It's coke.
That's it. i'm off.
>>26434484
>tfw one of the fatass wear autism shoes and is married with kids
Why do women hate on other women ?
What do they have to lose? What does social standing bring them anyway, it's not like guys go for social standing, do they?
And why do people hate on a 15yo girl? She's not even in the sexual market yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzqaMba8XyQ
>>26434360
>Why do women hate on other women ?
Because women have the mentality of a child, not to mention they cant stand when someone else is better looking then them.
Even Chads enjoy girls who are "just one of the guys" and the routine dismissal of women is the quickest and laziest route to that.
>>26434360
>She's not even in the sexual market yet
maybe not in Burgerland. but she is in Albania, Austria, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Liechtenstein, Macedonia, Montenegro, Portugal, San Marino, Serbia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Greece, Iceland, Monaco, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden
Any of you got a home gym?
I want to get into lifting, but I'm literally too autistic to join a gym.
I read the /fit/ sticky and I don't think I need too much to build a little gym for SS.
A barbell and a dumbbell + weights and a bench would theoretically be enough, right?
A powerrack is probably also important for squats, but they look realy expensive.
Pls help a skeleton out, bros.
>>26434318
>A barbell and a dumbbell + weights and a bench would theoretically be enough, right?
yeah anon, that'd be good enough to start with
you may want a power rack later on etc, but worry about that once you get there
>>26434318
Squatting high weight is impossible without a rack because theres no way to get the bar on your back safely, so unless you forego squatting you're better off joining a real gym. If you don't mind not doing legs though, then a barbell, dumbbells and a bench is all you need. Just make sure to pick a routine that doesn't include machines.
>>26434318
>>26434353
You don't need a power rack. A pro half rack from Fitness Gear will do the job.
Who here visits /whorehouses/?
I've really grown to enjoy strip clubs, and massage parlour's.
Was treated to an unexpected surprise last night when the club I frequent had a huge surge of top tier talent. My city is hosting the NBA all star games, and strippers from all over are flocking into the city. I visit one of the lower tier clubs, but its got the best atmosphere and even they're overloaded with dancers trying to make a nut.
Share your stories, favorite places, and menu options.
>go to whorehouse
>get hiv
yeh good time
>Being a wasteful degenerate
>Posting this shit on /r9k/ and not /b/
>>26434252
100 usd per a full day with fucking, cuddling, modelubg, etc
How do you hack someone's normiebook account? I want to get back at this Chad and send send the girls on his account small dick pics and trash his page
>>26434091
Please /r9k/ I really want to get back at the chads and stacies that wronged me in my life
find out his email and password
what else?
I wish you the best anon. I would too like to do this to many Chad's.
If you had one wish, what would you spend it on?
The only exception is that your wish can't yield more wishes in any way. No fuckin loopholes.
I wish I were anime.
truu luv and a job k thnx
>>26434085
I wish I was populaire
oh but I guess that doesn't count because it's pretty much the same as wishing for infinite wishes
Well then I wish for big boobs
>fifth night in a row I dreamed I had a gf
why don't you just get a girlfriend then?
>>26433996
Oh, I hadn't thought about that
Thanks, I have a gf now
Try to make it a regular thing, then its just like having a gf if you can dream about her every night
