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What are you getting your girlfriend for valentine's day?
This may come as a surprise but I do not have a gf.
>>26429858
edible underwear? wtf?
>>26429858
According to this, chocolate fondue but it's a moot point.
Are you a narcissist?
Probably.
I suspect most loners are generally quite narcissistic.
>>26429816
I'm solipsistic if that counts, I find it's better than narcissism as you can tolerate people more
>>26429916
Are they loners because they're narcissistic, or are they narcissist because they're loners?
I know you're here browsing this board at 3:00 am mister.
What do you hope to accomplish ?
Don't you think you should be sleeping right now ?
nothing ok goodnight
But it is 9am
I want to serve Mistress Remilia!
ayo senpai who up here?
hit me wit dat mafuggin (you) nomesayin?
squad out here LMAO
>>26429709
DIS REAL DOE!!! LMAOOO
fuck with me familia
>>26429709
MIDTERM SEASON
WE IN HERE
>>26429717
for real doe
>original comment thx f.am
>Dropped out of a physics degree
>Quit my apprenticeship
>Lost 15m staking on Runescape today
>Banned for afk on League of Legends
>Tired, lethargic and headache for weeks
>20yo virgin
>I want to study physics / go to the gym, but it's not going to happen
What do? I'm sick of being bored yet not wanting to do anything.
idk but when you find out let me know
>>26429694
Try drugs!
Stop being such a lazy fuck
Any socal bots here on this lonely night?
>inb4 degenerates
Yeah we know this place sucks, don't remind us
>>26429656
yes. 949.
>>26429656
951 here, sup
perfect weather for a night walk tonight nice and chilly
>my mom up until a few weeks ago
>"You CAN'T get a job Anon, what about your mental issues?"
>my mom nowadays
>"You always ask us to do stuff for you that cost money, you need to go out and find a job!"
Why is my mom so full of shit?
Anyone else have a mom like this?
I can't get a job because I dropped out of high school and despite my ostensible education and trade skills my parents remind me that NO ONE WILL HIRE ME AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF because I don't have a high school diploma
>>26431002
My mom does this all the time. One minute she literally NAGS me about how I can't ever find a job due to a various number of issues, like my mental issues, the fact that I don't have a car or a license, etc. Then when I mention the fact that I need to do ANYTHING really, she hits me with, "You need to find a job."
Bitch, really?
>Be Jeb Bush
>Wake up in the morning
>Instantly pull out a .22 from my cabinet and put it to my head
>Remember it's Sunday Funday!
>"Not today Jeb, not today"
>Go downstairs and see Columba
>"ay dios Yeb!, i made you your favorito guaco mealo for todays Sunday Funday! I also let in one of your amigos!"
>Friends? I don't have any fri--
>"Hey Jeb, could you pass me the milk?"
>See Trump sitting at breakfast table pouring himself some cereal
>"Did you not hear me? Pass me the milk!"
>"y-y-yess d-d-d-donald, r-right on it"
>go to get the milk
>on my way back I trip on one of my toy turtles and fall in a puddle of milk
>"ay no Yeb! I told you to put away your toy tortugas before you go to bed!"
>Columba goes to help me up as I cry in my milk soaken clothes
>Trump glances over at me
>"Jeb stop fooling around already, I'm tired of waiting! And go change out of your pajamas"
>Realized I was still wearing my green guac colored turtle furry costume from bed
>Run up the stairs sobbing and lock the door behind me
>Rush to get my .22 and put it to my head
>Pull the trigger
>Wake up in the hospital
>Trump and Columba sitting at the base of my bed
>Trump sees me open my eyes
>"You've been out for 3 days, Jeb"
>I have no idea what's going on, "h-h-how did I survive a p-point blank shot?"
>Trump looks at me, "Jeb, the bullet was low energy"
>trying to live up to dad's expectations when your brother was literally the president of the greatest country on earth
>get called a foolish guac bowl merchant and lose
I'm still voting trump.
>>26429587
see you on r/4chan xD xD
I see a lot of people on r9k reference success in terms of money and I just can't understand it.
I used to be poor, single mum raising 5 kids alone. I'm talking cold showers, 1 mattress between 3 poor.
I've since graduated and got a job, make double the amount of my parents with absolutely no responsibility.
>Still miserable af
I have nothing to spend it on, I get home from work. Watch whatever series I'm into and then go to bed for another day of wagecuckery.
What's all the money in the world if you're not happy? It will never make you happy. I don't even notice the difference between the cold and warm showers. I just don't care in all honesty.
No friends or gf so the only thing I do on the weekends is what I wish I could do weekdays. Be kvh NEET af in my bed either wanking or watching some shit show.
It's all a lie fellow Robots, don't buy the dream. They got us thinking a piece of paper with some dead guys face on it is worth something.
I'd rather be miserable in a nice house with more money than I know what to do with than live in a poor household with dumbass siblings
If I had money I would never share it with anyone because I had to suffer to earn it and they want to just leech on me and get a free ride?
All women are worthless whores
You need friends. Life doesn't work alone.
How often do you masterbate?
I wonder what sex and masturbation was like in the old days. Imagine being the first guy who discovered oral sex.
>>26429412
Not as often as I wish I could
>>26429440
Can you hear yourself when you talk?
ITT; online relationships
tell me your stories /r9k/, I'm kind of in a situation and would like to hear how it's turned out for some of you other robots.
tell me the story, how old were you, and if you guys have ever met in real life, or how it ended.
got a gf for valentines in a videogame
>>26429383
So depressingwhat game is it??
>>26429354
Whats your situation op?
blox desu
Has a gril approached you this year?
>No
>>26429291
no. at least I get mires though
>>26429349
>at least i get mires
fuck you you fucking normie shit are you fucking kidding me
>>26429362
haha I'm not a normie anon lifting doesn't cure autism
I am fucking done with this shit. So this morning one of you FAGGOTSSSS posted this fake iPhone easter egg which I fell for and fucking bricked up my fucking phone. Okay so I have to go interstate tomorrow to move into uni and instead of packing I had to spend 7 FUCKING HOURS sorting out this SHIT. I spent 3 STUPID HOURS on the phone with reeee normie apple customer service peeps who were judging me SO HARD for being this stupid. In the end they couldn't fix it so I had to drive 30 minutes to my nearest shit stain apple store and I didn't have an appointment so I had to wait freaking 90 minutes in the reeeee outside world. Fuck this shit man. So I finally get my appointment after waiting fucking forever and this dude-brah spends another 2 hours trying to sort this shit out. In the end it didn't fucking work because some FAGGOTT completely totalled my phone and they had to fucking replace that shit and I looked shifty as fuck because I just had it replaced last week because of some other shit. Like seriously, FUCK YOU GUYS
How did you brick your phone?
>>26429243
You sound stupid as all fuck. You obviously deserved it.
>>26429259
It was that 1970 bug. Cbf explaining it, just google it senpai
ITT: we pretend to be /r9k/
>wah I don't have a girlfriend ;_;
>normies re re re
>I like women but I hate women at the same time >:(
>>26429212
Sleep tight, pupperino.
It's reeeeeeeeee not re re
>tfw no lumpia cooking monkey gf
>tfw no tomoki bf
>why don't you just be the girl?
>gentle femdom
>hey uncle anon, rawr ha ha
nice hand or not?
please rate
drop out of school due to social anxiety
>>26429155
Yeah actually my friend did this twice
>>26429155
glad i didnt drop out from death because of a gang fight
>>26429176
dropping out of school
>twice
