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>tfw bad acne
Does anyone have anything that magically worked for their acne when nothing else seemed to help?
>>26426735
have you tried semen?
>>26426735
I did but I can't get it anymore because oddly enough it got banned for some illegal chemicals lolol weird that it worked so well
>>26426735
i never bothered with any of those expensive facial shit because they dont fucking do anything, i just drank only water and wiped my face with a wet rag twice a day
my face isn't perfect but at least i don't have any disgusting acne scars
Got my first tinder match, went pretty well.
Do you guys think she's just fucking with me or is she just waiting for Chad?
Should I just write this off?
Also, any advice would be helpful.
>>26426733
Why do you have slavshit letters while you and the girl posted in English?
Post the number, fag.
GF of 3 years just now dumped me. What do I do? I'm lost, we literally shared everything together. Now I have nothing.
>I'm literally sleeping in the Gym tonight.
Wtf? Did you live in her house or something?
>You got too attached to your GF
>You had a GF
idk it happened to me late last year... just remember it was for a reason and that its better to break up and meet new people.
sorry man it sucks
you don't have a friend you can stay with or some shit tho?
>months ago
this is a shitty memeband
>now
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIINE
YAH
What the fuck happened?
>months
mu got onto death grips years ago now
all the redditors who populate mu nowadays ironically like coon tunes its pretty sickening really
idk I listened to that album once and didn't really care for it though
>>26426642
I'm talking about me.
This shit is genuinely sticking with me.
does it ever bother you that there is probably at least 1 robot a day who dies, who used to browse this board. did they commit suicide, or are they just dead. who am i to die, anyway? next in line maybe. hopefully see you inside the morning, good.
>>26426558
I've been on 4chan for over a decade and two of the four people I have met in person from here have killed themselves. It doesn't bother me. It was the right thing to do in the face of the self imposed suffering they were under.
why won't anyone?
>>26426558
why are her face and left nipple shooped?
post you're waifu
This is Callie from the popular video game series Splatoon.
She is my waifu
nobody has any waifus they'd like to share?
>>26427221
Ive been thinking of her a lot these days.
>>26427221
Everyone is out with there waifus tonight, man
Omegle thread - robots getting assblasted edition
>someone tells you to fuck off
>they disconnect
>>26426289
>not pretending to be a qtpi girl and leading on some thirsty pathetic beta for an hour or more
>then sending a disgusting dick pic
it's like you guys aren't even trying
is muh gf even on
>>26427044
yaa ;-)
I'm leaving on a jet plane
>>26426152
don't know when I'll be back again
if this is a song just post the title fuck your mind games
>>26426206
>He doesn't know John Denver
Underaged b8 detected
>sharing a hotel room with roommate and a friend because we're going to a concert together
>roommate and friend are sharing bed and I have my bed
>I'm watching TV
>see friend laying down with eyes closed
>ask roommate if she's asleep
>he places his hand on her boob and gives it a squeeze
>he says "yup, she's asleep"
They are not dating and they are hardly friends. They are only sharing a bed because I didn't want to share a bed with my roommate and my friend was willing to sleep with him since he paid for the hotel. I told him what he did wasn't funny and that I'm going to tell her what he did when she wakes up. Roommate says I need to relax because it was just harmless fun and telling on him would cause unnecessary drama.
Am I in the wrong for wanting to tell on him?
I haven't told her about it yet since she's still asleep, but I plan to when she wakes up.
>white knighting a roastie
DONT DO IT ANON
>>26425996
Yeah seriously, it won't end well
I wouldnt do it, if theyre that close of friends to share the same bed then playfully gropping her shouldnt be an issue. It will be weirder for you if you act like its a big deal
>Penis inspection day at school
>Didn't cum enough
>Nurse told my mom.
>Mom decided to schedule my sissyfication surgery for Tuesday.
>Mom prints off pic related and tells me it's what I'm going to look like from now on.
What should I do /r9k/?
Jesus Christ is this a shitty thread or what
Just request a second penis inspection, you can get the form for it in your schools office. There should be a box that allows you to check that you were not feeling well or whatever that day and that the results arnt accurate. Then just dont jerk it until the inspection.
>source
My brother had this same problem, worked for him
>>26425967
I think you should see a psychologist and reevaluate your values.
Why do many guys especially Chads like girls with tattoos? I personally don't get it.
>>26425950
I hate tattoos. My fiance has a big tattoo of a wolf on her leg. I asked her why and she said "I dunno, just like wolves!". That shit is fucking permanent and she just did it because she vaguely likes the animal. It cost $700 and she just did it for whatever reason. I give her a lot of shit about it.
>>26425989
and you still are going through with binding yourself in a life-long commitment with an airhead like that?
you're an idiot and i hope your marriage ends in turmoil.
>>26425989
>My fiance
way to think that one through Anon. s.mh
>>26425948
That I will never wake up as a black man
>>26425948
That kinda looks like myexdesu
Grateful for a 4 day weekend (I have Friday off plus Presidents Day on Monday)
Gonna go watch Hail, Caesar by myself tomorrow morning, then play lots of vidya for the rest of the weekend.
>>26425948
nothing. nothing in life is worth being grateful for.
>Going home from school
>Random guy starts talking to ,e
>He asks me for my number
>I say "I'm sorry but I'm not interested."
>Keep walking
>He starts following me
>He asks again
>I say "I'm sorry but no."
>He looks at me and says "Bitch." and walks away
W-What was I supposed to say?
>>26425939
you were supposed to say "I'm not gay"
nice b8 anon, we don't believe ur a girl
this is part of the reason that people give fake numbers
Give him a random number and go on. He thinks he got what he wants, you can go on, everyone wins
Can't get high, gotta find a job.
Can't find a job, bad at interviewing or just plain fucking stupid.
Feel bad about not having a career, want to get high.
I can't escape this fucking cycle.
Meanwhile queer snoflakes are making 4k a month to shitpost wacky random special snowflake comics and I can't even get my fucking career started.
Being a white straight male is suffering in 2016. All these fucking programs and initiatives to get xe's in fucking jobs is killing me on the inside.
I'm going to be stuck at this stage of my life and be stuck at my parents house forever.
In a week I'll probably just go back to smoking weed everyday.
anyone wanna share cool wallpapersthanks for listenign to my blog
here are some cool pics
all this black lives matters bullshit
how the fuck is a man supposed to make it in the world. make these queer darkie comics like what the shit.
how the fuck do these people get their fucking lives together
gonna share this one too.
i really just want to vent because i dont feel like my words ever match up with my actions. ive been turned down so many times in life. i want to keep workign towards some shit. but what i mean fuck.
Or is he just a cool alpha male?
>>26425734
Roosh is a beta with confidence.
https://www.change.org/p/amazon-com-amazon-stop-selling-rooshv-daryush-valizadeh-rape-books/c/277924440
link to supposed quotes of roosh claiming to have raped three girls
>>26425734
Im pretty sure he's just a loser with too much spotlight for no reason.
