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It's been 4 days since I've gotten in a fight with my parents which led them to kicking me out and I've been depressed since. Some nigger tried mugging me for my laptop at the park 2 days ago and I still feel shaken about it. I finally got a hold of wifi at a McDonalds and was wondering if any of you could recommend me some good anime to watch so I could zone out. Thanks in advance.
>>26427566
What kind of animu are you into?
>>26427566
OP. It's time to change yourself. Reflect on yourself, read the bible and become a better person. Meditate on your ways. I wish the best for you.
>>26427810
Slice of life preferably, thanks bud.
There's this football player in one of my college classes who just hates me for some reason. He argues with almost everything I say (even if we essentially agree), gives me shit through every presentation, and gives me dirty looks through every single class. His girlfriend is also in this class, and she sits next to him. When they are together, she is all over him and she laughs at everything he says.
The second this football player jock isn't around, she runs to me and starts talking to me like I'm her best friend. She tells me every single detail about her life without taking a single breathe. Can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on here? Why on earth does this jock bully's girlfriend keep talking to me when he's not looking, but she is all over him when he's around.
I'd also like to clarify that I am not some spurgy dweeb, and I've never had somebody bully me in my entire life. I'm 23 and own a business. I am completely confused why this guy is constantly picking on me every chance he gets, and why his girlfriend keeps talking to me when he leaves.
>>26427404
Girlfriend likes you, he's smart enough to know. He's angry that you're alpha dogging him without even trying.
>>26427404
Sounds like a trap to me so that you'll lower your guard and then they'll laugh at you for something you divulge to her.
>>26427404
she wants your attention or beta bux
tell her to fuck off
How old are you, robots? No lying.
>pic unrelated
>>26427395
19 and already browsing /r9k/.
Am I beyond salvation?
>>26427395
i have the green yoga butt guy on the plane card
old enough to squeeze dust from my nipples
>only motivated to fix my life when it's late at night and I'm tired as fuck
WHY
>>26427367
That happens to almost every human on the planet
>>26427367
Because you realized you spent your day doing nothing. Have you ever tried a schedule? I'm kind of in the same spot as well.
>>26427367
You're a night owl, like me!
Fortunately I have a work schedule that makes such a lifestyle easy (2-10 pm)
well, I'm not sure what you'd call me. I'm not a full robot, but not full normie. I'm not a failed normie either.
> 5'6" Manlet, barely started growing
> 18 y/o senior at small school
> extroverted, never been shy
> not hot, but not ugly either
> smarter than average, have always been top 5%
> like and play sports and vidya
> kissless virgin
> never been able to get girls to like me
I'll try to explain a little more. I can talk to people, but I love to make jokes and roasts. People usually get mad at me if I take it too far or they can't handle it. People have always said I was annoying. I just wanted to be myself, but I guess I'm not likeable.
What would you guys call me, then? I've been having thoughts of violence and suicide recently and have lost "good" friends. I just don't know what to do anymore.
If you arent ugly OP why are you a kissless virgin? Kissing a girl isn't really that hard of a task >>26427358
>>26427358
just another attentionwhore fishing for replies
You are the modren man.
Foreal though she'd make a great Lain.
tf is a Lain?
>>26427290
who's this little goblin?
>live action lain
no though
Jesus you faggots have finally broke me. After all the trap and tranny threads I've been researching about HRT all day and am seriously considering it.
Please... talk me out of this.
your retarded kid
You're either a man or a woman; nothing inbetween. anything else is rampant degeneracy
>>26427186
CHopping your dick off is a horrible idea
>>26427199
checkd
When do the brainzaps stop?
>>26427145
What does the brainzaps feel like?
I quit my meds for 2 months and nothing. My insomnia is raping hard as fuck but no zaps?
>>26427145
mine stopped after about 2 weeks, i quit my meds cold turkey though which i do not recomend to anyone
I've been medicated (and quit) many times and never experienced that
Who failed to fulfill their dreams?
What are you doing to cope with this and what can you do to change it?
Are you willing to change and will you ever change?
>>26427056
I never even had any dreams to begin with.
>>26427317
do you want anything? do you have any ambition?
>>26427360
I've wanted things. Nice things. I'd like to be rich.
I'd like to become some sort of desired professional, but I don't know what to be, or if I have the intelligence to do it.
>finally get a gf
>smart, cute 18 yo
>she's even a virgin
>toogoodtobetrue.gif
>make out in her dorm every night
>finger her, get handjobs regularly
>ask her if she wants to take it further
>she tells me she's waiting until marriage
I was THIS CLOSE to losing my v-card. Why does this happen?
>>26427047
That's what you get for trying to sin
>>26427350
I'm 20 and still a virgin. Sue me.
I had the same thing happen to me but she was 22 and no fingering or handjobs, she broke up with me because I was atheist. And now she's engaged to chirstchad.
Welll, what is it?
Being really, really, really boring.
Being able to tolerate women.
>>26427032
>35000 likes
blox
>tfw try to get bf
>tfw guys do nothing but give me the run around when I try to meet up with them
>decide to just give up
I don't get people. Why act interested when you're not, it's just a waste of energy
>>26426931
Lower your standards or increase your value.
>>26426931
Go on tumblr
will work for gf
Valentine's day is coming up robots. Do you have a date? If yes, what are you planning on doing? If no, then why don't you have a date, and what will you be planning on doing alone?
>>26426929
That was supposed to go into subject. Oh well, I guess I'll roll with it.
Yes, I have a date with my waifu.
>>26426960
Are you pulling my leg here anon or do you actually have a date?
please help me
i need to know which of these two things is a gayer thing to do from one man to another - eating a butthole or sucking a dick?
i've been given an ultimatum and i have to decide what i will do until tomorrow
i don't know which is gayer, but eating a dude's butthole is nastier
>letting people force you into being a faggot
literally why
>>26426923
What's the story here mate?
Does anybody else here just not understand how people can "have fun"?
I live in a house with 4 STEM college roommates, I didn't go to school, we are all 21, everyday I hear them making "thats what she said jokes", bonding while they all laugh their asses off at Bobs Burgers, and just in generally all engaging in conversations that I literally cannot even imagine pretending to be interested in "Yeah, the other day I was at the store, and peppers were on sale for buy one get one free, and I bought three, so I didnt know if I could get one half off, I talked to the cashier ....." they literally babble about this shit, and IM "ANTI-SOCIAL" and "autistic" for wanting to just sit in my room and read books instead?
This Saturday night they are inviting over 20 STEM geeks and having a "nerf war" at my house, I feel like a grumpy old man, but Im just not interested, and can't even imagine being interested.
I know I'm gunna get "fedora memes" thrown at me here, but I'm not claiming to be smarter than other people, hell they are in school and will get nice STEM jobs, washed up wives, and nice house while I work a dead end wagecuck job till I decide to off myself
>all that bitterness
Schopenhauer himself would be impressed
I know what you mean but if you gave it a bit of thought you'd answer your own question.
They're just following the system provided step by step approach to fitting in with the others
Alcohol kinda helps me. Meditation (not retard house wife shit) really helps me not give a fuck.
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