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This Chad got 8,000 roasties to donate to charity for a chance to go on a date with him.
What have you done to help mankind?
I rate and tag porn videos after I watch them.
I boarded the bus extra slowly when I saw someone running to catch it.
>>26425698
Nothing is altruistic. Guaranteed he's into this "help poor students" charity so that he'll work with less med-student robots in the future.
Haven't seen a Faces of /r9k/ thread in a while
HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR MOM IN A LONG TIME EITHER FAGGOT
>>26425593
Neither have I...
>>26425587
those glasses look nice on you
Itt: things robots don't understand
I don't understand why you faggots have a NEED for companionship. What the FUCK. Can't you niggers just buy a sex doll and STOP GIVING VAGINA LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS ATTENTION?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Jesus I could never be a decent boyfriend, or even a halfway decent one.
I just don't have it in me to act like this.
>>26425548
This is exactly what I mean
Hello, robots. I'd like some advice.
What's the point of no return from the robot life? What could be done to prevent it all to happen?
I'm a pretty normiedykebut I have this close friend of mine who's turning 25 and is still a kv. He's awesome but failed talking to girls during HS and now he's in a male-dominated major
Also, he doesn't like partying
What can be done to help him? Pic unrelated
Anime is the point of no return.
Many good people were lost watching anime.
Fuck him you stupid bitch
>>26425472
He watches a lot of anime
I'm afraid he's losing interest in real women
t whenever i read a book i always get this impression: the author could have made their point in like only a few pages and it would be just as insightful.
Does anyone else feel the same way?
Yup
Reading is stupid
>>26425405
sometimes it helps to have the context of the story
read "the stranger"
>>26425405
nigger that's exactly how i write all my stories i get to the point straight away
i guess no one would pay 20 dallahs for 20 pages tho
Would you suck is guys dick to look like him?
And I mean a proper blowjob.
i would give a piece of dog shit a blow job to look like him
>>26425395
Yea
I look so fucking good id probably share myself with equally looking good men. No reason not to be a faggot I'm beautiful as fuck and I dont care what you or anyone says about any fucking thing.
REALFAGGOTHOURS WHOGAY?
Would it be a feminine dick?
Why are women such awful people?
I feel so awful for the guy
A chick I was talking to actually told me this before.
Not the same way, though, was a lot gentler.
I'm guessing she thought it wouldn't hurt if she told me flat out that she wasn't interested, it still stung.
>>26425823
Part 2
Not sure why so many guys do this. You can't try to talk to a bitch then turn around and say "You're ugly, anyway", kek.
>tfw 5'10 manlet
I was so close... So fucking close.
>>26425240
LOL my girlfriend is as tall as you.
6'"2 here.
>>26425240
Its cool, I'm 5'9
>>26425240
..to king of manlets? :DD
This fat, balding, depressed, non-educated italian with mommy issues fucked so many hot chicks.
Fucking how
>>26425056
like in the movies
>>26425056
Powerful and dominant personality.
>>26425166
This tbqh. Plus a shit load of money.
What do I say to a chick who has blown me off three times? SHE asked ME to hang out with her and I said ok. Then she told me she was sick a few days before so I said ok sorry get better and she said howbout next weekend so I said ok Saturday and she said cool. Then she told me she had to work and I said oh too bad ok and she said Friday. Now she just texted me she has to do something Friday.
What do I say in response? Just... Ok that's cool? I don't want to sound b e t a but I also don't want to just drop her or whatever. I mean like I really don't even care at this point but it it happened it would be cool I guess. So what's the perfect response? She said I can go to this house show with her on Friday but she has tickets already or some shit. Which doesn't even make sense now that I think of it. Maybe it's better to just wash my hands of this whole thing idk.
>>26425054
pathetic beta orbiters like you should be gassed, revived, gassed, revived and then drowned
fuck you, faggot
>>26425087
That's rly not what this is buddy but thanks
>>26425181
>thanking someone who wants you dead
literally a beta cuck
you deserve a slow and painful death, don't complain when the time comes
>hispanic girls with dyed hair
Makes me want to throw up T B H.
>>26424931
>be spic living in spicland
>study computer engineering
>every female studying CE are either lesbians or have dyed hair or both
Fucking kill me siendo honesto, familia.
>>26424931
gives me a rager, you just have shit taste and overreact to shit
>>26425089
what you can't handle CS?
What do you guys see in the future of SoFlo Antonio?
>>26424857
ISIS will behead him tomorrow
this whole situation is so cringey if you think about it. some guy who watches videos and coughs in his jew wife's face upset some ugly shitskin over the internet and now they make petty videos dissing each other. pathetic!
checked his youtube page before I went to bed and he already had three satirical videos on his profile on top of the one trying to drag h3h3 down with him, so it appears that he will continue riding the meem train at least on his youtube until his audience for that leaves.
hello fellow robots
i have consumed 500mg of mescaline 3 hours ago and am currently chewing a gram of liberty cap mushrooms.
what shall i do?
>>26424734
Don't waste your trip on 4chan. Just play vidya or watch a cool movie.
>>26424751
we moved our tv for a party. good movie ideas?
bump for mescaline
Anime, video games, books, films, manga, music, daydreaming, etc.
These things are the primary focus of our lives and our only reason to continue living.
Why do we pursue these things instead of wageslavery and interpersonal relationships?
Is it only because our own lives are so shit compared to others?
Is reality going to be shit for us no matter how much we achieve?
Why are we so prone to depression anyway?
It's worth noting that even the most accomplished, Chad-tier normalfags sometimes kill themselves.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism
If you have any interesting links related to the subject, post them.
Solitude itself is my main escape.
Food too, I guess. Good thing my metabolism is extremely high, I eat at least 3000 calories a day.
I'm losing my interest in vidya. Using animu as a replacement. I'm not sure if it'll be a good replacement since a few of the ones I've watch recently made me feel bad. What do you guys suggest I do?
>can't find anything I want to play
goddammit I just want SOMETHING
I haven't really played much for a good month-ish and I want to drone out in a vidya
too bad I've played most popular MMOs too and everything is currently shit ;_;
I have a friend who I've known for 18 years. Wow. Just typing that I feel really old. I'm sure a lot of you aren't even 18 yet.
Anyways. This friend had been in the state of mind as he was 18 years ago. Very immature both socially and mentally.
I am considering cutting him out of my life all together because whenever we hang out he just talks about negative stuff like how much his life sucks etc etc...
I am moving on, and so is every one of our mutual friends. He is being left behind. I think I only talk to him because I feel an enormous amount of pity and sorrow for him. But he refuses to even try to improve his life.
At what point do you just drop it?
Pic somewhat related. Not really though.
He'll kill himself eventually, whether or not you cut him off. One option will just speed up the process.
>>26424662
what happend with this guy? he post on pol about his broken life.
>>26424662
>Wow. Just typing that I feel really old. I'm sure a lot of you aren't even 18 yet.
That was very unnecessary.
