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Post original robots that were before our time.
Pic related is my choice: Dazai Osamu. Not to sound like a weeb, but he wrote a book called Ningen Shikakku, which means "Disqualified From Being Human".
Basically, this guy has a fucking slew of mental illnesses, and never really ever felt love, even offing himself after writing the book. Huge introvert, had all of the robot qualities.
>>26424584
Robots are mostly cowardly 18-23 year olds who are bitter for one reason and one reason only: They are virgins. That's fucking it.
>>26424623
Sorry; what the fuck are you doing on my board, normalfag?
>>26424584
People speculate that the book was based off of his life. He's a great author btw.
>mfw she acts like her vagina is your meaning to existence
Who true robot here? Sex urges = monkey brain playing tricks on you.
>>26424577
Well, sexual intercourse is the meaning of life. Her specific vagina may not be your reason to live, but vaginas in general are
>>26424577
Right here. Damnit, how I wish all the faggots, dudebros, trannies and conformists who feel this way would die.
>>26424659
No they're not. By that logic the meaning of life to women is penis. It's monkey logic, and an opinion animal-people share.
Im at the Deadpool premier and its fucking awful. The pre show is meme after meme and im surrounded by fucking normies! None of these people know the comics!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
pl-please don't just be m-meme humor....
was sort of looking forward to it...
>>26424517
Did you have your flash on?
Also that looks really low quality like a budget version
What the fuck did you expect senpai? non-normies outside?
>you sound just like my dad, anon!
What do they mean by this?
Daddy molested them
It means that she wants you to molest her as a toddler
>>26424499
Women like men that remind them of their fathers, even if they were abusive. It means she wants the dick
Have you ever taken a picture of a girl without her permission
>>26424477
>girl
no
>milf who can no longer give birth
fuck yeah
who hasn't blx
many
rage thread
I just saw this on facebook
I don't hate women like a lot of you fags and I've never even been able to feel this feel but I do feel personally enraged by this shit
>>26424444
just saw this on /r9k/
i know normies lurk here but do they seriously have the audacity to admit that they brose facebook? he even said REEEEE
>>26424668
>having a facebook makes me a normie
please
>>26424894
>Owning a normiebook
You deserve it
How do I quit pornography? Asking honestly, it's ruining my life.
>>26424443
Stop watching it. Simple as fuck. Figure put the rest
find something else to do, bro. thats it. easier said than done, i know, but if you got nothing going on, you are going to jerk off.
start working out whenever you feel the urge to spank it. tell yourself if you work out, you get to jerk when you get done. at least then you reward yourself and dont spiral into a lazy faggot existence.
>>26424443
I just stopped watching and developed hobbies to keep my mind on other things.
this could have been you, roboanon
>>26424196
>disgusting brown nips
>fat protruding gut
he can have it
>>26424223
>implying those nips aren't delicious
>>26424196
>this could have been you
No it couldn't, I never had a chance. Stop trying to save face.
Do you like tsunderes that get mood swings?
I love em. Never stop OP.
I love it when they go BAKA BAKA and bounce on my penis op
Of course!
>>26424645
Very disgusting.
hey bots
i'm a serious foot & shoe fag and i've heard people say it's a beta cuck fetish
but then again its incredibly common apparently.
from the perspective of someone who doesn't have a foot/shoe fetish, do you think its for betas?i have a girlfriend and a job
It's not common
Is beta as fuck
Why do you like feet?
When I was in highschool there was some guy who was extremely Chad. He had a foot fetish too and openly admitted and didn't give a fuck.
Nobody really cared either.
So I think it's okay and pretty common. Or maybe it's just because he was Chad.
The dumb bitch had one fucking job ONE FUCKING JOB all she had to do was go and get me some buffalo tenders with blu cheese... And what do we have here...PLAIN FUCKING TENDERS I REPEAT. PLAIN. FUCKING.TENDERS... I've had enough of this fucking torture and abuse I've fucking had it. That bitch is gunna pay.. Big time
those tenders dank as fuck
>>26423962
Where are those tendies from? Which Tullys? Ill make sure never to go there.
>>26423962
Wow you eat fried food?
>Millions of girls are pushing poop out of their buttholes right now.
>millions of missed opportunities to lick her asshole clean
>>26423919
>>26423972
>they could have used your mouth instead
>Millions of Chad's sperm are rushing out of his cock into your oneitis' throat right now
I'm trying to find out why this girl talked to me but I have no idea why. Help?
>eating in university cafeteria studying for calc test and talking to someone
>girls literally NEVER talk to me
>hot senior at table next to me the whole lunch was saying "Anon, Anon, ANON!"
>I never thought a hot girl would talk about me so I didn't even bother to glance
>30 minutes later the stacey said "Anon, ANON <anon lastname>" and I finally looked and she said "your shirt is inside out"
Why did this happen? Girls never talk to me, especially a very hot stacey I've never even met. Were they making fun of me secretly? Why would they/she care so much about my shirt?
>>26423666
How the fuck would she know your name?
>>26423705
Bro, i have no idea. And I have no idea why they were so persistant on telling me my shirt was inside out.
They were all probably laughing at me since they were saying my name so much and I never noticed
I wish I knew what girls are thinking :(
We pretend we are hosting a radio show
And next we have our guest anon, anon please introduce yourself
>>26423477
sup you big fat niggers
i wanna slaughter all you faggots who have the need for companionship and post that tfw no gf normie whore-enabling beta bullshit all day even on fucking r9k
save up for a fucking sex doll you subhuman pieces of shit. there's a website you can order your lifelike sex doll RIGHT NOW, it's www.womenfliptheirshit.org, use promo code nolongerabetacuck for a 30 percent discount and yeah go fuck yourselves
AND NOW TIME FOR THE FEMANON HOUR WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>ratings increase 9000%
>>26423514
When do you turn 16, Bobby?
You may only choose one. Which do you choose and what for?
>being a furfag
Absolutely haram.
Behead them all and eat their hearts out, send the guts to my brothers in Syria.
>>26423465
xrezzarb sounds chill
>>26423566
Nowhere did I mention you had to have sex with them, that's all on you anon.
