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i was here a few nights ago talking about how some grill broke muh heart so i say id never speak to her again. well as expected she texted me last night while i was asleep. im not strong enough yet to resis the urge to reply so i come to ask the almighty robots for guidence in my time of need. please help..
The only winning move is not to play.
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Just don't reply normie cuckboy
>normie cuckboys in charge of self control and not being thirsty 16 year old orbiters
LMFAO at ur life kiddo
don't reply faggot
DONT
if you do the terrorists win
I'm pretty sure I have a fairly severe case of bipolar disorder, what should I do?
See a doctor?
Man up?
Kill myself?
>>26421406
0-3 see a doctor
4-6 man up
7-9 kill yourself
Dubs post genitals and go find street drugs
Woooooooooooooooo yheaaaaaaaa
So,what's your asshole's diametre
I have Avoidant Personality Disorder.
At least you can fix yourself with drugs.
My entire personality is completely backwards.
I NEED IT. I NEED IT SO BAD. I NEED TO MATE WITH HER. I CAN'T TAKE IT. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
NOT IF I KILL YOU AND DO IT MYSELF
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
>>26421348
get in line, she's fucking perfect
if she needed someone to tongue-wipe her ass i'd do it.
>girl files rape complaint against me
>never even kissed or fucked her
you raped her with your presence and continued existence
>>26421322
You should rape her so it's real now
>>26421344
Hey if you're gonna go to prison, at least be guilty right.
>22
>on my first ever date
>she'll be here in 20 mins
Help Bros, what do I say? What can I do to conceal my robot??
Don't be nervous, act as if this is a friend you've known for a while.
> She'll be here
Let me guess, no car?
>>26421258
Kind of fucking late to be worrying about that, no?
>me
>be with a north african woman for 4 years (she muslim, me white).
>Living and travelling together.
>Go through a bunch of strong life obstacles together but in the end we always stay together.
>No vagina sex. Anal (rarely and slow) and blow job only.
>Get married recently.
>First time is painful and awkard for her. Condomless. She takes morning after pills a few hours later.
>Condom fucks for the next few weeks.
>3 1/2 weeks later
>3 pregnancy tests showing positive
>wife is at hospital for unusual period-type pain pain
>Currently waiting for test results if it's a ectopic pregnancy. If not then pregnant for real.
>Ectopic chirurgy may equals in some cases reduced fecondity or infertility.
>If viable pregnancy = Going through the shitstorm of the abortion topic and the emotional tornado following it.
>If keeping it. Well fuck my life, too fucking soon.
FUCK
FUCK
>Get married recently.
For what purpose?
To bind an late 20's woman to you that you don't want kids with?
Not at all, this is just not the time. Nothing about my wife.
Why would you do it without a condom? Thats how you become a daddy
what does it mean if a female friend says "don't touch me" when you touch her
>>26421089
You're not a friend. Merely an orbiter.
>>26421089
It means to keep touching her. The rule of thumb is to assume the opposite of whatever women say.
>>26421089
She want the D obviously
Dindin thread.
Shrimp or cheese?
>>26421001
>Shrimp or cheese
shrimp
Though in the future, you might want to get some better flavors
>>26421016
They were the only flavours left tho
There is a nignog who always shows up the fucking moment they restock this shit and buys every good one
>>26421001
The cheese one always spills out of the cup when I cook it in the Microwave
Does this happen to anyone else?
>inb4 don't cook it in the microwave
The other flavors cook just fine in it
>tfw a qt gril gets within 5 feet of you
>>26420994
For me it's three feet.
>tfw you turn your head slightly and take a big whiff
girls smell so nice.
>>26420994
>tfw eye contact with girl
>she smiles
>TFW finally have plans on Valentines Day
>TFW manager schedules me to work that day, even though I told them I had plans already
>>26420982
>telling your boss you have plans
great way to get him ruin them for you
also you probably don't work all day anon.
just do the valentine's things on weekend.
>>26421162
>great way to get him ruin them for you
uhhhhh, no, most well adjusted people try to help you with life/work balance but this fat bitch is a miserable fuck
>>26420982
just dont go
lol fucking retard
I almost lost it today and punched a girl in the face.
>uni
>everyone is obsessed with this hot girl in class below me but I am particularly known for thinking this girl is the hottest among guys. She's fucking gorgeous.
>every Thursday go into a theater to listen to some stupid announcements
>arrive early
>only my friend and kid in class below me sitting
>my friend sitting so I sit to the right of him towards the entrance to the row
>hot girl comes and looks confused why our class is mixed with theres
>she slowly confused walks towards me and awkwardly and forcefully grabs a seat next to me because it would be painfully awkward if she didn't
>its all very awkward and she seems uncomfortable
>guys in row below start giggling my name because they know I think she's a babe
>she stands up and moves next to my friend
>infuriated me, made me embarrassed and angry, seriously couldn't focus for the rest and just wanted to smack that stupid bitch in the throat
>>26420934
She was forced to sit next to her stalker. She was probably fearing for her life.
She's actually a super cool person for not getting security involved.
On a scale of Robot to Chad how would you say your hygiene stacks up
>>26420934
>>everyone is obsessed with this hot girl in class below me but I am particularly known for thinking this girl is the hottest among guys.
When you say everyone, you mean you, right? What does it even mean that you're particularly known? That sounds creepy as fuck - like you have a reputation for openly lusting after her.
You sound like a violent, creepy loser who doesn't know how to behave appropriately. She should keep away from you as much as she can.
>tfw cards weren't dealt in your favor
>tfw only option is to fold
Anyone else feel like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
>>26420769
I feel like i was dealt an AK
But all the cards on table are against me.
>>26420769
Life is not a card game, anon
Who here /horribletasteinfashion/
I'll describe what I currently have equipped because no camwhoring:
> navy blue/pale grey stripped v-neck
> pale grey sleeveless hoodie
> jeans
> whiteish runners
> dark grey knitted cap
Not even homo (have to be having sex to decide)
I never wear jeans anymore cause my legs have gotten so big from squatting and I can hardly get in and out of my pockets in them now. I need more clothes but I'm broke as fuck
I mostly just wear Lebron James Nike athletic wear
>Caring
Hell, OP I wear sweat pants most of the time. Stop caring. Nobody else is caring about what you wear.
>>26420757
This. Sweatpants + hoodie for me.
Why don't you try water fasting ?
You'll stop feeling shitty all the time
>>26420670
>water fasting
so stop drinking water?
or consume nothing but water?
yeah right
fucking up my diet is a logic way to stop feeling shitty
>being a slave to the liquid jew
Why aren't you securing your genetic lineage? You better hop to it, life is short, after all!
>>26420604
>Maryland almost surrounded
dear god why
there's literally no danger to this zika thing unless you're having a baby, right?
>>26420650
It's the ultimate normie foiler.
