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Had sex for the first time.
Easily the greatest experience life can offer.
This board vastly underrates how great sex is, it's no contest the best feeling you can possibly have.
I went straight animal on her, lost my senses and could only think about pumping her more and more.
I even took a couple days off of work so I can spend more time fucking. It's THAT good.
All I have is sex on my mind now, it just feels too good and nothing can even come close to the pleasure.
My depression has lifted, all my anxiety is gone.. my insecurities vanished just like that.
I am officially happy, who would've knew that one thing could solve all your problems in life.
The people who say they got laid on this board and it's overrated, are full of shit.
Now I know why people cheat on their wives, now I know why people pay for sex.
Now I know why all normies talk about is sex, because it's the BEST.
>>26412056
Congratulations. You have done it. You have ascended. You are on your way to becoming a fully functioning normie. You can leave this horrible place and enjoy your life. Goodbye. Good luck.
congrats on regressing to animal like existence. you are now equivalent to niggers and women.
my friend ruined his fucking life over that pussy. you're not wrong, you're just misguided right now.
Who is this gigantic nigger I always see with Sanders?
Is this his running mate or something?
>>26411999
He's a large guy
>>26411999
It's the bull, he's prepping him in this picture
>>26412009
Some might even say...big
Who here /matchesonlywithstacy/?
Alright, I'm at a bit of a loss here... if I were to rate myself, I'd say I am without a doubt a 4/10 and quite possibly a 5/10 on a good day (rare). I'm a shitskin, manlet, with incredibly prominent white features and I don't even have my profile filled out. Although, somehow, I only exclusively match with 8-10/10 Stacy on Tinder. How the fuck is this even possible?
>inb4 bots
Except their not. I talk with them, have met up with at least 20 so far, and I stay in touch with all of them. Most are even trying to get second dates.
Is my self-esteem that fucked up? Does anyone else know this feel or have this happen to them?
>>26411939
What Middle Eastern country are you from? A lot of girls like brown/middle eastern men the most, not pasty like whites and not a lot of girls are into black men. what's your height? if you're 5'6'+ you're height is not much to worry about.
>>26412138
I'm not Middle Eastern, I'm a weird amalgam but have red Native American skin. I'm 5'9" and relatively fit, but you can't discern that from the photos I've uploaded.
I don't know. For my entire life, I was under the impression that I was ugly as hell. No one ever talked to me and I can't read facial expressions.
I match mostly with qts, but I always fuck up talking to them. All the Stacies I matched have never spoken once to me.
Fembots, did your time on /r9k/ make you more self critical in any way? Did you notice those female behaviors people here complain about on yourself?
>tfw when red-pilled, woman-hating, self-loathing woman
not at all, my time on /r9k/ has actually made me more secure in myself, because all the things robots hate about women are things well within the power of a woman not to do, so i just don't do it
>>26411945
One can only dreamsoooorriignall
>Yo anon, why don't you come sit with us and talk? You're always so quiet bro
O-okay... What are we talking about?
>>26411879
you cannot tell me these people do not look super chill and accepting
Only the chick on the far left is attractive. But, I'd probably ignore all of them. They look vapid and filled with a false sense of depth.
I miss my ex so much after 10 months. It makes me depressed knowing that I'll never see her again.
>7,000,000,000 humans
>half are female
>imma get tripped up by this one bitch
move on.
>>26411807
get out failed normie your kind doesn't belong here
me too
I feel like her dumping me and refusing to know me at all was like a harsh reminder that I'm shit and I'm not going to enjoy life like a normal person.
http://strawpoll.me/6787092
http://strawpoll.me/6787092
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Vote only once, and you may post this on another board too
6.5 leading
what's the largest sample of dick measurements ever taken?
>>26411738
7.5 here :DDD
>TFW wife's kids don't respect you
Feels bad man
>>26411736
Beat them
>>26411736
You're a cuck? Why would anyone respect you..
>>26411736
Greentext us some stories man
Not a joke. Please read and reply.
Jesus fuck r9k I accidentally my compensation barrier and all my feels came back. For the last year and a half I've been compensating hard and actually got over my desire for genuine life experiences. I was completely content browsing 4chan, drinking, and occasionally speaking with one platonic friend. But last night I fucked it up good.
I'm recovering from a surgery and cant work or get out much so I started watching movies with real people, not anime like usual. I made the huge fucking mistake of watching some slice of life shit where some beta weeb wins over a hot as shit girl and goes on some spontaneous adventures.
I am now so full of regret for my wasted time that my chest hurts and I am holding back tears. I am 22 years old, graduated from college, and have never known what it means to have someone want you or to have had a meaningful experience. I know this is nothing new for you guys which is why I am here but having held all this shit back for so long and now having it come out hurts worse than my fucked up limb.
Regret general. Thanks for listening.
>>26411725
Someone please acknowledge me. I tried talking to omegle but I got the normal bullshit over there.
Op you put too much value in other people. You let them dictate your happiness because no one "wants" you. I've been alone for 6 years (28) and I'm more than content with my life. I talk to people maybe 2-3 times every month only because I have to eat and shit. Once you come to the realisation that investing even a single second into other people is a massive waste of time and your thoughts you'll be content with your lonliness and even begin to hate the idea of interacting with people. People are so garbage that keeping them out of your existence is beneficial
>>26411725
Its ok guys, i suppose this post will settle into the bottom of the catalogue, like a forgotten object discarded and drifting to the bottom of a dark ocean.
>tfw live in non white country but exclusively like white guys
>>26411639
>be white
>live in south africa
>not attracted to blacks at all
At least I like mixed race girls (coloureds)
>tfw live in a white country but exclusively like salt on my watermelon
>>26411677
well im not black but anyway
isnt it dangerous in south africa for white people now? why dont you move out?
I used to be put off by meditation because every time I did research on it I would roll my eyes to references of divinity and deities and I saw it all as just escapist religious bullshit.
But I still felt drawn to certain aspects of bhuddist philosophy so I would read up on it from time to time.
It turns out that the -oldest- form of mediation 'Vipassana' was so successful in creating happiness and bliss that its philosophy was hijacked by religious nutjobs who assigned a pantheon of gods and fuck loads of dogma to control the masses (caste system etc)
Anyway, the point is that Vipassana is an exercise routine for your mind. At first it allows your mind to be calmer and more focused, once you develop an enhanced focus you are able to gain a deep understanding of self and the sensations that your body and mind produce. The ultimate goal is to not only understand where certain emotions come from, but to master your behaviors in a way that leads to happiness. Imagine what you could do if you could deeply understand what makes you unhappy or anxious or socially deficient. You have an idea already like "I wasn't socialized enough as a child" or "I always say the wrong thing and I always will" or "Because I'm lonely I'll never be happy" or "Because I'll never get a girlfriend I'll always hate myself" or "I'll never be successful and so I will always be lesser in the eyes of others" the list goes on... but with vipassana you'll learn that these things don't really matter and true happiness comes from within not from things outside of yourself. Now, it's easy to say something like that but it's like kissing a girl, someone can tell you that it's a great feeling but until you've actually done it you can't know exactly what it's like. The same applies to the fruits of meditation. I can tell you what to look for but you have to find it yourself through natural means for it to make a difference.
Here's a step by step how-to
http://www.vipassanadhura.com/howto.htm
So you're saying I should make peace with the status quo and just be happy?
Sounds like a pleb philosophy desu
>>26411668
Yeah but isn't conforming and bitching about the status quo any better? I feel that's more pleb, senpai.
>>26411692
At least if you keep bitching, it makes you more likely to change. Whereas if you just decide to be content, the next 50 years of life are just gonna be the same thing over and over until you die.
But honestly I don't know shit. Maybe getting rid of your emotions would make you more productive. Personally, I would worry that it would make me care less about everything and make it even harder to relate to other people.
eggman is balding at alarmingly fast rate
That's extremely uninteresting.
>>26411584
How much sex do you think the Eggmaster gets on a daily basis?
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When did your dad give you up and accepted that you won't make it in life?
For me it was around 2007, 2 years into WoW I think.
>>26411570
When I was 7 years old he abandoned me and my family. I guess he knew even then.
After I worked with him at his job for a few years and never improved and he realized I was a colossal fucking failure at even the most basic tasks.
I'd just dropped out of uni and still didn't have a job after a few months. I was sat on my bed playing Final Fantasy 7 on my laptop and he came in and sat next to me. Looked at the screen and said "Is this what you want to do with your life?"
That was the last time he made any effort with me as a father, and over the years he's just come to accept it.
Do you play any musical instruments?
I've wanted to learn acoustic guitar but always had something in the way.
>>26411623
i take that as none then
>>26411645
Yes, sadly. Do you play any?
>girls caring about height?
>girls caring about penis size?
Do I really have to keep posting this shit?
I'm 5'11 and never had trouble
