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>non-asians on 4chan will never shut the fuck up about asians
>>26405501
>All those tattoos
>>26405501
i hate having to settle for one
>>26405627
at least she's nice loooking but agreed. EW.
>>26405627
this desu, amazing body totally ruined by tatoos. anyone who finds that shit hot should kill themsevles
> 5 years ago
> be 14
> be a normie
> dad worked in china while rest of family lived in canada
> parents decide I need more exposure to chinese culture
> move in with dad to china
> attend a shit school because cheap
This is not a joke guys, seriously, search Manila Xiamen International School. A school run by fucking dirty filipinos.
> first day, be nervous
> 95% asians, not even a real international school
> shit school and teachers, but students unexpectedly nice
> be only guy from canada, athletic and good grades
> become popular
> ascend to Chad status
> because of this become confident
> start liking this girl
> 7/10
> actually ask her out
> she says yes
> holy shit
cont.
> go on dates over a few weeks and learns that shes really into oldies music
> after a month she finally invites me over
> go to her place, no one else home
> chat and watch chinese tv shows for awhile
> starts getting touchy feely
> start kissing
> dick hard as diamonds now, can't wait to lose virginity
> shes suddenly stops
> wtf
> "anon, this is going a bit too fast, lets just slow it down"
> fucking asian girls always talkinag about things going too fast
> too desperate at this point to force it and risk loosing that sweet pussy
> decide to be romantic in hopes of increasing pussy chance
> rmb shes like oldies music
> play a oldies music playlist i found randomly on youku, a chinese youtube ripoff
> shes smiles and we start talking again
> things start getting heavy once more
> she doesn't stop me this time
> dick like a mammoth tusk
> start stripping
> about to lose my virginity
> music suddenly switches to "never gonna give you up"
> she hears the song and says its one of her favourites and she listens to it all the time
> realize people in china don't know what rickrolling is
> realize she rick rolls herself multiple times a day
> feel like laughing my ass off but try to suppress it cuz don't want to ruin moment
> can't focus because i'm getting rick rolled while trying to lose virginity
> lose boner, can't get it hard anymore
> she sees me go flaccid
> thinks i have erectile dysfunction
> she gives me a pity smile and says its ok
> she starts dressing and says her parents are coming home soon and that i should go
> still getting rickrolled when i walk out the door
> next day at school
> shes telling everyone how i couldn't get it up
> everyone's laughing behind my back
> lose chad status
> girls stop talking to me
> can't even be a normie
> mfw rickrolling cockblocked me and ruined my life
Thats how i became a robot.
>>26405493
> 14yo virgin
> loses erection in front of girl
I thought that was impossible, if this actually happened you're definitely a faggot OP
>be 15yo me, confident guy with decent social life
>ask girl out
>rejected, but only because she was already dating someone else
>I didn't know this
>be devastated, send multi paragraph sob message to her phone
>message ignored
>I see her on daily basis for next 3 years, struggle to talk to her
>lose all confidence in any social interaction
>spend 4 years of uni barely talking to anyone
>be sitting on couch unemployed despite being valedictorian of school and earning first class honours at uni
Ask fellow robots anything.
Is faucet water safe to drink?
>>26405433
Depends on where you live. In most of the US it is safe, aside from that area that got fucked over by the coal mine, or if you live in an old house with lead pipes. A filter like a Brita filter can usually get rid of any harmful impurities though, if you're super paranoid.
>>26405509
Thanks. I live in a dorm on campus. All the shops are closed and I want some water.
>SQT
This isnt /g/ faggot
Also,do you like trains?
>tfw no Black gf to cuddle with
>>26405298
WHACHU TRYIN TO DO ALL DAY COSY SHEET FOR TYRONE JUNIOR NEEDS HE SCHOOL FEES PAYAN NIGGA GON GO BREED WIT JAMAL IF YOU BE KEEPIN DIS SHEEEET UP
Never mind. Black women are disgusting vile creatures anyway.
no thanks, I don't want a face full of their nasty greasy nappy hair
fuck it's so disgusting
how do i pay cow
>tfw you will never pay a cow
>>26405260
With salt
>>26405346
not working please help
>haha look who came out of his cave
>>26405247
poo poo pee pee, someone change my diapey
>>26405277
I hope someone does this one day.
>>26405277
how's it going /b/? this thread has been captured to be posted on r/4chan! thanks!
>tfw I will never have this
>>26405145
A sweet gray park bench?
Maybe you're chasing after all the wrong things in life Anon
>>26405145
What's her ethnicity?
>You know you're ugly when you wear a joy division t shirt to college and no girls compliment you on it
>You know you're ugly when you play an acoustic guitar at a part or on college campus and no girls compliment you on your playing
>>26404780
You're being too narrow here, if you're going to do black memes do it right.
BLACK TWITTER/SOCIAL MEDIA THREAD STARTS NAAAAAOOO
You're not ugly op.
You know you're ugly when you don't get compliments regardless.
The last time some stranger gave me a compliment was 3 years ago when I got that trendy hitler youth haircut, and that was some random woman pushing two kids in a stroller who just said "I love your hair, very fashionable". She was probably joking.
Also I have to carry a guitar around campus every Tuesday because I have lessons after class and am not bussing all the way back and all the way out again just to grab my guitar. I have not been approached at any point by anyone, whether I'm carrying it or not. So don't be that douche who carries a guitar around to get girls. Unless you're chad it doesn't work and if you're chad you don't need one.
I think I'm gay r9k
>>26404773
lesbians don't actually exist man porn lied to you
lmao u r fagot
>>26404773
fag, hows that going for ya?
Are US troops the biggest pussycats in the world?
https://youtu.be/PndNRMUmuBE?t=35s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7T84ax2bLE
>>26404758
>Americrybabies
>>26404758
When chads have something to live for they don't want to lose it. Not everyone is as accepting and desiring of death as your average robot is.
>>26404758
I don't get it. Don't you join the army because you enjoy killing? It doesn't seem rational to kill other people without being willing to die yourself in the process.
Crying about it is silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwJRFClybmk
What are your thoughts on Laci Green, /r9k/?
I haven't seen much of her stuff because she offends me, but from what I've seen so far, she looks like a degeneracy pushing mouthpiece with no real perspective on or experience in life.
>>26404797
I've managed to plow through all of her videos because I like to be very informed before I deride someone.
You pretty much nailed it, except she has a lot of experience if you catch my drift.
That pic...
>these societal norms are unequal
>i make a free choice to do something completely unimportant to anything
>i am a brave womyn
Bitch can do what she wants with her fucking armpit hair, WHO CARES?
What is the best compliment you've ever gotten from a woman?
Pic related is from my aunt.
>>26404647
That's so cute!!!! I like your aunt now. Are you really smart anon?
She thinks you're both autistic but that you're a cooler autist than he is.
>>26404647
>tfw physicsfag
>tfw every fucking normie compares me to Sheldon.
>tfw I will always be defined by an autist who's made fun of en masse.
Who here a fan of /weirdprehistoricshit/ ?
All I want is to bring one of these fuckers back and raise him as my own.
>>26404622
Yeah, I think the Eothyris has good meme potential.
There's this cunt to
Here's the first of the trilogy of documentaries I believe these CGI images were made for
David Attenborough: Origin of Life, Arrival HD BBC Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5QlNrUBGw
ITT: we make fun of females who are on their period right now
Hahahaahaha you're a dumb bitch hahaha the pain will never end cunt
>>26404605
>tfw on my period right now and not even cramping
>>26404605
haha what's it feel like to bleed out your peepee hole
haha
tfw no gf that gets angry and throws used tampons at me
I can't drive and have no car at 23.
I also have no job and no friends.
In addition to that I have a dysfunctional penis.
Wat do?
Stop watching porn. Get /fit/. Learn how to use public transportation. Get employed.
If you don't have anxiety, these things should not be too hard.
Dude, do you know how many people in the world don't drive or go to work or even have a dick? Hundreds. Literally hundreds.
>>26404635
>Hundreds
Oh boy
