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Hello /r9k/.
I cannot really cont everything, but my life is getting worse every day, like a lot of you.
What is keeping you alive ? What makes that you are still on earth ?
How are you able to continue your life even when you don't have an answer for every problem ?
>>26400474
Hope, anon.
Hope.
>>26400474
Hope, sleep, weed. I haven't used all the things at my disposal, or burned all my bridges yet. Time heals wounds, when I want to die NOW, I just wait. Spend a dollar on a lotto ticket for next week. That's the hope. It costs a dollar.
>>26400474
Weed, masturbation and junk food
Plain laziness and bad looks, stupid choices, fear
I'm barely able actually, I really just wait for them to solve themselves mostly
I got a gf
see you guys in 3 weeks once she figures out I'm mentally retarded
>>26400462
>gf
lies lies lies
>>26400462
>3 weeks
You give yourself too much credit.
>>26400462
tell us about her, anon
tell us the good things and we can help you do things to make her like you even more
The general impression that feminists have is that men are predatory and only want to have sex with them. Is this true?
How many of you want to have a real, fulfilling relationship versus a pump and dump?
>>26400452
if i get that game for my 3DS can i rub her naughties with my stylus
I would I guess. Not like I'm chad so I can't get a new gf every week.
Honestly if I had a girl just to do all of the stereotypical couple shit with excluding sex I'd take it. Just some kind of human contact would be fantastic.
I'm so lonely.
Remember anons, it is still rape and it can vary from person to person!
http://www.bustle.com/articles/135171-i-didnt-say-no-but-it-was-still-rape?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=feminismbustle
>>26400451
Very insightful stuff
>>26400451
Stop browsing facebook fgt
>>26400528
But anon this is where you get informed on what is right and what is wrong
>hang out with some similarly autistic people
>always a group of like 10 guys with 1 or 2 girls
>everyone wanna fuck the 1 or 2 girls but nobody gets to do it
EVERY TIME MAN
EVERY TIME
>>26400409
You're just another beta orbiter. There is nothing special about you or your situation. It it not worthy of bragging nor sympathy.
>tfw all of your friends are girls but none of them have shown the slightest interest in you and it's far too late now.
>>26400476
included, but never respected
Tell us how you ruined your chance with your oneitis anon kun!
i can't because i don't know what i did wrong i told her how i felt and she facepalmed
>>26400403
By being significantly less attractive than her
>>26400403
I told her I loved her when she wanted something casual and see where things were going.
Howdy. I normally just lurk around here but I've had some thing happen to me and I just really need a place to let off some steam because I don't really trust anyone I know with all of this. So here goes basically my life story, I will try to keep it short and just give important details.
Sorry if it's a bit dull, I just have nowhere else
>grew up addicted to video games
>no friends, never talked to other people in school, thought video games were way more fun than riding bikes or hanging out with other kids
>did well enough in school, otherwise my mom wouldn't let me play video games
>mom and step dad split (real dad left when I was still a baby)
>step dad was the only real dad i'd ever had, consumed with his work but he'd take me fishing every other weekend even after he left my mom for reasons neither one ever told me
>grow up this way until I was 16 and my dad dies from kidney failure, he was getting visibly sicker but he hated going to the hospital and was too busy with work to take time off
>last thing I said to him was "I can't come over this weekend, I'm sick" a lie because I wanted to play video games, still have nightmares and regrets about it
>try to move on with life and do more than just sit around in my room and play video games all the time
>start branching out more in school, cracking jokes, most of which I stole from the internet
>can get people to laugh but quickly realize I have close to zero social skills
>every time I try to interact with anybody I quickly become a fumbling idiot with zero to talk about and zero things in my life to talk to other people about
>zero success with girls but I eventually make a couple of friends, only they are just like me and we only magnetize to each other so we don't have nobody at all and mostly sit in silence or talk about girls we like
>a dance comes up and i ask a girl, she says yes and i think i finally know what I'm doing
>we start going out and I'm too scared to do anything.
Continued
holy shit anon this is exactly me please continue (my dad didn't die tho)
>>26400392
>She dumps me after a couple of weeks (on Myspace of all things) because I never try to kiss her or anything, too scared she would dump me if I tried
>again, zero social skills
>i keep going on with life and decide I'll just never have any luck with girls and I will just focus on school and hopefully a girl as awkward and inept at social situation as me will come along
>a few months shy of my 18th birthday party and I was actually doing well. Solid grades and several colleges on the line and I had to make a choice. Lived in Colorado and figured I really had nothing out there, both my sisters had moved and my mom was going to move once I left for college, so I decided to move to Oregon
>kept going on with my schooling, getting excited about moving
>on facebook one day where I've just added complete strangers by just spamming the add friend button wherever I can and racked up a couple hundred at my peak
>make a status about buying 2 ds's so I can trade myself pokemon when I notice a girl likes the status
>message her out of boredom and figure nothing will come of it
>message for those curious "Hey I noticed you liked my status about Pokemon. Would you be interested in becoming soulmates or possibly best friends?"
>did this kind of thing on facebook a lot because I found it funny
>she actually replies and we get to talking, more and more and start skyping
>we start going out when we haven't even met yet, and 5 minutes into it she tells me she loves me and I say it back
>i've never actually had anything like that before and it just felt right
>we continue dating and eventually I meet her where she lives, she goes to a different high school and just lives in a nearby county
>we hit it off and have a good time, playing vidya, talking about thing I've never been able to talk to people about before
>we keep dating like this and I take her to my prom, my family is shocked and extremely proud of me for once in my life
Continued
>>26400493
>Finally getting around the time when I have to move for school. Too late at this point to switch colleges now (at least as far as I know) and so we decide on a long distance relationship
>we both have skype and we skyped each other every single night. Most nights I would sing her to sleep with the song "Go to sleep you little baby" if you know what movie that is from, kudos to you
>for my first year of college, it all actually goes well. i keep getting solid grades and the relationship stays strong, using some of my scholarship money I fly/ drive to see her during my school breaks and finally lose our virginities new years eve of 2013
>I have made an actual friend out there too named Spencer and he suggest we become roommates once my first year is over, so I don't have to live in the dorms and eat cafeteria food
>I have a tough time with the decision to either stay in oregon with him or move back to colorado, I've already applied to a similar school there and they already said I was accepted
>I almost turn him down but call my mom and ask her for her advice first
>She tells me to stay in oregon, and to not work my future around one woman and to focus on myself
>i take her advice and I stay and decide I will just keep the Long distance relationship going
>I move in with spencer and we become better friends over the first few months we live together
>finally i decide to get a job so i can have some extra cash outside of my financial aid
>this is the part where I cant give many specifics, but I worked with mentally handicapped people and basically had to clean them, feed them, and help them with other day to day activities
>hate the job and almost quit, (19 at this point btw) when a woman there (my assistant manager) catches my eye
>we start flirting and hit it off and eventually we make out
>I break up with my girlfriend immediately and decide i don't wanna only have sex with one person my entire life, i want to have fun and discover myself
Continued
Hey, Robots.
What would someone have to say to you to get you to step back from that ledge?
eyy boi want some fuck?
has to be an attractive female
>>26400264
FOR A BITCH TO SAY IL SUCK UR DICK NIGGA
you wont die alone
So I just finished a biography about Adolf Hitler and now I came to realize that National Socialism literally was one big, fat beta uprising.
Even in his speeches he doesn't sound like Herrenrassen Chad who is aware of his superiority, but quite the opposite: they have all the bitter, passive-aggressive anger of a beta male who thinks that he is mistreated and that such supreme gentlemen actually deserve better.
>>26400177
Yeah, it really was just a beta uprising.
>>26400177
>a beta who cares about bringing up even the normies and chads of Germany
He's not a real beta. Also, any normie documentaries are going to show Hitler either as this horrendous monster or a pathetic weakling, so I wouldn't draw any conclusions from it.
>>26400177
Communism was the real beta uprising.
Robots would be sterilized as they are inferior, the whole point of NS was to create a race of super humans
Are fedoras making a comeback. Maybe the reason that you cant get laid is because you dont have class which is for men.
Girls respect men who wear fedoras it shows that your mature and more grown up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog
Autism general.
>>26400026
>slit your throat neck
from the vid
>>26400026
I prefer the top hat to be honest.
My mom bought a shock collar for our dogs. What should I do?
put it on her
>>26399811
put it on you
do you want to have control over yourself? you gotta go to the extreme
>>26399811
>wait for her to go to sleep
>put it on her
>'????
>profit
That method is not even used in the military, your mom is a stupid cunt, it's not the dog's fault that the owner didn't trained them not to bark all night.
She should wear that collar and get shocked till she learns her lesson......
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/idaho-weatherman-accused-raping-woman-apartment-article-1.2518336
when will stacy learn to just be quiet and get whats coming to her
>I actually think this guy is innocent
>weatherman
Good, I fucking hate weathermen
>don't actually know anything
>just act
>have to be chad or Stacey to be one
>take credit for other people's work
Kek I would've let him hit it
>>26399778
>caping for chad
Fucking cuck
Who else /imagining dying friendless and alone at 65 without ever having felt warmth, intimacy, or any validation from another human being/ tonight
>>26399760
I think about it everyday. If something in me doesnt change I think Ill die friendless and alone. Fucking lucky normies who are normal.-
>>26399760
is that russel wilson
>>26399760
i probably will, but im beyond the point of caring. I'll just own a cat or bird to make up for it
>be uni freshman
>havent done shit but go to class all year - barely any friends, can count substantial conversations Ive had with
opposite sex on three fingers
>expertly craft a jerkoff schedule based off my roommates classtimes and habits then febreeze the living fuck out of the room every time
>go out of my way to talk to a girl randomly yesterday. have acceptable conversation
>now today, 3 seperate girls Ive never said a passing word have come up to me and chatted me up
What the fuck is going on?
>>26399673
you're winning, that's what. Keep it up and you'll be out of here in no time.
>>26399673
women like men who smell so bad they need to fabreeze after jerking off jesus you must be like 350 pounds if jerking off stinks up the damn dorm
>>26399673
You stopped caring probably
Hello robots, anons, or however you want to be called, I was wondering, what is the general standing on things of the current community of this board?
I mean, aside from the obvious shitposting and bait, this borad has basically turned just into a hate board, not even the khvs are dominant anymore, its just hating on things, and mostly complaining about anons life
So I thought you could all share your general viewpoints and frustrations, but not like in a feel thread.
Also, anyone who is leading a fullfiling life by their standards is welcome to AMA and help anons that are willing to be helped
>inb4 get off my board normie reee reddite tier bee urself le life is beautiful falling for memes
>inb4 OP cant inb4
>>26399639
>tfw won't live into a point in history where space travel for the common man is possible
Have to live life stuck on the planet. Feels bad man.
>>26399639
Almost everyone is a social outcast with no social skills
Some with depression
Others anxiety
Some with both
>>26400702
But if they're all social outcasts with no social skills, how com they're complaining society is degenerate?
