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Anyone else socially competent but completely out of touch with popular culture?
i am the exact opposite t b h desu
>>26394744
>tfw limited lewds of best gril
>>26394744
yes, but todays culture is shit anyway
Who /multiple online gfs/ here?
90% of my relationships have been with internet grils. If you can't get an internet gf, you should kill yourself.
>>26394603
I never had any kind of a relationship and if I wasted my time on having a "gf" over the internet THEN I would kill myself
what sounds more pathetic "I don't have a girlfriend" or "I have a girlfriend but just over the internet"? toppest of keks my dear friend
I would much rather be alone forever.
Where do you obtain these internet gfs?
Do you like tsunderes that wreck their cars and ruin their chances at a good life?
>>26394587
You hadn't made a thread in about a day and I was getting really worried.
Hi chiruchiru!
>>26394802
Hi
I've been wasting all my time away sleeping
>>26395185
Well I hope you are feeling okay!
Men be like...
>I just need an AVERAGE, HOMELY and traditional qt like pic related. I'm not asking for much.
>>26394440
>I'm not asking for much
yes you are
people like this are becoming increasingly rare, and are still highly sought after
so there's quite a bit of competition for this limited resource, so it is asking a lot
>expecting robots to think logically
they're male SJWs, anon
>>26394440
Women be like
>i just want an extremely wealthy loyal hunk young bull that treats me well and fucks me like a whore
would you rather be this cute, fun girl or the man?
neither this is gross
Michigan frowns upon the content of this thread.
doesn't this girl "have an accident" during the anal in this video? yeah I don't fukin fink I wanna the girl m8
Why don't you do the same , robots?
>>26394353
>Why don't you do the same , robots?
i ask myself that every day, anon
>>26394353
uh, citation needed
moot is a fucking dirty normie.
Why are female prison guards allowed again?
That happens all the fucking time, Jesus Christ.
>>26394316
This isnt cuckery. This is.........Advanced cuckery.
>>26394316
>Daily Mail
when will you fags ever learn
>>26394606
>hurr durr daily fail amirite
Fuck off and die
>tfw totally abandoned actual porn in favor of drawings, hentai, and rule 34
>can't even get off to real girls anymore
Anybody else sunk this low?
but 2D is enlightenment
>>26394270
From time to time I get bored of 2D, and on these times I go hard on 3D grrls, like you would not believe
>>26394270
is this asuka and rei?
>Literally all you need to fuck women is confidence
>Women will line up to fuck you when you're confident
>Confidence is everything bro
is there a bigger normie meme/delusion than this?
Seriously, what sort of mental gymnastics do you need to perform to convince yourself this is true?
It's true though, confidence = not giving a fuck about what women have to say
It is true though to be fairly honest, there's a guy who lives on my dorm hall that's 5 foot even. A white Mexican with an admittedly good body but 5 fucking feet even
He fucked two girls over the course of the previous semester that I know about and was friends with pretty much every girl in our dorm, one was this beautiful 5'7 blonde
Guy dropped out over the winter to go to art school where he's probably slaying more girls
I hated him because I'm a 5'5 manlet and have never gotten my dick touched. His face was also pretty shit, I remember him showing me an Instagram photo of himself with hundreds of likes
You literally just have to have a Chad mentality or you're fucked
>>26394231
Jesus christ you delusional fuck.
Yeah, being "self-assured" and talking a lot is going to get you laid. That's not how it works brosephi.
girlfriend is giving birth soon..
goodbye pretty vagina
>>26394187
Who's the father?
I've seen plenty of nice milf pussies
looks disgusting man . damn all that hair .... fuck you . you ruined my nice pussy vision.
I'm looking to get off my fat lazy ass and work out.
I have already cut out soda and other crap from my diet. How long should it take me to get a body resembling this webm?
Can this be done naturally?
zyzz was notorious for steroid use. look up scooby werkstatt. he's a supposedly natural 50 something year old body builder
>>26394063
You need an active lifestyle you can't sit in your room for 5 hours and work out for 2 most skinny people are always outside and playing sports and walking with friends and going to the beach and parks and shit
>>26394063
go on /fit/ more
helped cure my depression,thats Zyzz BTW the god of asthetics.
I suggest just going and doing some basic exercises,you will feel good after it.
Girls love fit guys
Hi robutts,
I'm leaving town for a week and my friend's sister agreed to stay at my apartment and feed my cat while I'm gone. I want to make sure she's safe so I'm looking into security cameras that work over wifi and can record to my nas. Preferably with night vision. I have a $50 budget. Has anyone here hidden a camera to protect a friend before? What would you recommend?
you just want to peep on you sisters friend
>>26394110
This, come on son it's like you forgot where you are.
I just live in a bad area and want to make sure no one breaks into my room or anything while she's asleep
All i do is lay in my bed and browse r9k
WTF am i doing with my life
Not much worse then a majority of people in the world Tbh.
>>26393955
Let me soothe you anon
>>26393955
>All i do is lay in my bed and browse r9k
>WTF am i doing with my life
same senpai
>week three on Lexapro
>literally unable to cum
Please help
Become a crossdressing sissy bitch, obtain a sugar daddy, live happily forever.
Blessings in disguise, anon.
>>26393909
I took lexapro for like two months and that shit numbed my dick for like two years afterwards, it's gotten better but very slowly
and I only took half the dose he gave me lmao
fuck lexapro ask for a different drug. i quit that shit cold turkey and had brain zaps for two weeks
>>26393909
it's happend to me when I took Cymbalta (Duloxetine)
luckily I take now citalopram and have now problems to cum
TOP 5 DUMBEST BOARDS
A ranking of the boards with the highest percentage of dumbest users
5./fa/
4./tv/
3./r9k/
2./s4s/
1./v/
>>26393888
5. /r9k/
4. /mu/
3./lgbt/
2. /pol/
1. /b/
>forgetting /x/
>>26393888
5./v/
4./s4s/
3./b/
2./x/
1./mlp/
nice trips
