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Hey lads, real simple pleasures hour over in the UK.
You know the drill.
Tell me the worst thing that happened to you today.
Then tell me the best thing that happened to you today.
Even if you feel like shit you should make some effort to find something small in your life that you appreciate.
Worst: Plans got cancelled
Best: Went to the park instead, and played on the swings. Haven't done that since 7 years. Felt like a kid again.
fuck off james walkerdine aka muqi on raidforums
>>26396296
fuck off ben aka ben on raidforums
lol dead thread no one likes this gay shit
btw tell lily i said hi
I can't even imagine a person, place, thing, circumstance, or just anything that would make me happy
Like I was thinking of texting my friend we should drive up the coast and rent a beach house or something for a few days. But what even would be the point?
Why do anything?
>>26396219
None of this matters. Any of it. So why go on living? Why not just commit suicide?
>>26396219
To be completely honest, I wish death upon you for this stupid fucking post.
i know the feeling, OP. The search for meaning in life is the hardest and most important thing people can do. There's no intrinsic meaning in anything.
Sometimes what saddens me is the suspicion that I may be happiest when I'm unhappy.
So you die and end up in normie heaven.
When you get there Jesus/Allah/Moot/Whoever you worship gives you the chance to meet all the girls/guys who ever had a crush on you. The only downside is you have to live with the knowledge of your missed opportunities for the rest of eternity.
Do you take him up on his offer or do you prefer to live in ignorant bliss forever?
>Hardmode: He also shows you what your life would have been like if you conquered your autism long enough to ask them out.
>>26396183
I would decline his offer. I signed up for heaven not hell.
I would ask him to show me to the nearly empty room of 4/10s and then re-kill myself.
I'd take on hardmode. Would be interesting, and shit is probably cool in heaven so it's not like I'd be sad about mortal shit.
What would happen if all men on Earth lost all interest in women for a day?
>>26396181
its like you want to watch the world burn
Who fucking cares. You're a fag
>>26396181
World peace and paradise would be reached.
>be me
>look like pic related
>go to uni
>some girl comes up to me
>what music do you like anon?
>oh you know
>i-italo disco
>What? What's that?
>i-i-its like the p-precursor to eurobeat
>euros? Isn't that racist?
>n-no
>i l-like noise rock too
>Riiight anon... I have to go...
Why are girls so FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
JUST BEING MYSELF DOES NOT WORK
>Precursor to Eurobeat
>Isn't that racist
bait but I'll admit I keked anon
WOMIN ARE MONSTROUS
>>26396232
>bait
IF FUCKING ONLY
She actually said that
Have you guys tried eating cereal with tap water/mineral water? I can't afford milk so...
It tastes like fucking dogshit btw.
>>26396071
Just eat it dry m8
It it dry you spoiled cunt.
If you're that poor, try other foods. Cereal is costly for the amount of calories you're getting. Try beans and rice.
>tfw watching my qt childhood friend turn into a slut
>>26396067
That's just a stage for normies, the "wild days". Robots never go through that because in general we're too self-conscious to do that shit. She'll probably grow bored of it once she begins to have responsibilities and keeping do to so would be a inconvenience. If it really bothers you stop being a cuck and ask her for a date or something.
>>26396067
>tfw watching my cool older brother I used to look up to turn into a cockhungry tranny prostitute
>>26396138
>just ask her on a date bro! Just be yourself! It's always worked for me!
how just b confident?????
>tfw no gf with an ugly shy guy fetish
>777
of course redditors come here and steal all our luck
fuck off cuck
>>26395777
Training and value. You need to be good at something, be as good looking as you can, and have some money.
And train.
Easy.
Let's settle this once and for all.
>http://strawpoll.me/6782522
Reminder that those who claim to be "showers' are liars.
This is fucking dumb. There's never an option for inbetween. My cock flaccid grows to an expected sized erection. I am neither
>>26395881
youre a big guy for me
I want to suck that penis.
what did you do that had a positive influence on your life?
>>26395746
when you're all negative it's hard to find something redeeming, idk, maybe when I started jogging?
My dick grew a lot from it kek
When I stopped trying and became a comfy NEET. Getting out of the rat race is superb
>>26395746
made friends online. Started going to chats at 15. I met lifelong friends, I miss a lot that I lost contact with. 18 to be exact. I still talk to most of them, though, cherish them even. I had a difficult teenhood and they were the only ones keeping me sane. I love them with all my heart and soul. I cry about once a month about the lost ones.
Lung cancer / liver failure thread.
What are you currently drinking and/or smoking? Pic related.
>>26395267
took a cigarette from my mom's purse, smoked it in the back yard while she was at work. just took a shower and changed my clothes. hope she doesnt notice. im so scared. i feel high right now.
>>26395267
thats a comfy blanket anon.
>>26395267
Are you being honest OP? Or do are you like that faggot >>26396676
>when you take frequent rock hard shits and now your booty hole is sore
Eat some vegetable you retard
Pooping is absolute bliss.
>when you eat too much cheese and your shits are rocks
>tell one of my best friends I have feelings for her last Friday
>she's understanding, says she thinks I'm cute and she'd date me under different circumstances, but she's in love with someone else
>she doesn't want things to be weird between us and that we hang out as normal
>I'm one of her best friends after all
>today at friends place
>they talk about how she wants to get fucked by that guy on Sunday and that they probably won't even make it out of Starbucks and fuck in the bathroom
>all while I'm sitting next to her
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN SO MUCH: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO HURT US????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26394983
Lol you stupid cuck, becoming friends with women makes the woman see you as a beta bitchboy she wants nothing to do with as you see
>>26394983
>staying friends after being rejected
Your first mistake was becoming "best friends", but your second mistake wasn't dropping her ass after she told you that shit. Man up.
>>26394983
She's driving you off because you remind her she's being a whore.
/emma/ edition
>>26394819
>it's another "pathetic white boys circlejerk over mildly attractive women" episode
>>26394819
just leave the tranny alone, he stopped making videos because you people stalked him
>>26394819
vid was published on feb 8th 2016
how did you find it
>fap 2-3 times a day
>decide to try nofap
>after 2 days literally don't feel the urge to fap at all
>can't even get an erection while looking at porn images
What is happening to me?
A lot of people go through that, though it normally happens a few weeks in. Most people call it a flatline and it'll go away with time.
>>26394981
Alright.
Also, I am seeing no benefits for now (5 days in). It seems to me the nofap thing is broscience, and people claiming they improved, improved thanks to placebo.
>>26394776
>haven't fapped in months
>feel better than ever
nothing but profit over here, sir.
Honestly, it's a waste a time and energy.
Always results in you feeling drained. Why do it?
