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The majority of people find it difficult to NOT have sex.
The normie world really is bizarre.
>>26386315
No, they really don't. You just think that because you're isolated and only learn about "most people" through the internet.
i have sex with my qt wife every day and when i read stories here about 30 year old virgins i cry a lil
then i laugh
>>26386315
for betas like you:
-females are not males
-men want to be validated, to feel relevant, meritorious, worthy
-when men feel disconnected from reality, they think of suicide
-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
-men want therefore to be validated by
--women
--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
-higher men are rare
-women are not rare
-how to be validated, to be noticed by cumdumpsters ?
-women are hedonistic, which means they are egotistic and what feeds their ego is their pleasures.
-therefore, to be noticed by women, men love to try to please women
-how to please tramps?
-women love sex and money
-women love to love sex and money
-- therefore men give them money and sex FOR FREE
-men understand then that other men give money and sex to the same woman.
-men understand that women LOVE to have plenty of lovers
-men understand that women DESPISE poor and/or ugly men SINCE those men cannot feed her hedonism
-most men remain unvalidated, unnoticed and whine >no gf
-women compete with other to get the best men
-most women always get what they want from men, even a solid decade after their menopause. EACH girl KNOWS that, in her life, there will ALWAYS be one man more dedicated to her than to any other girl.
-women want sex, as said, but equally to be entertained outside the bedroom (which cost money)
-the goal of the girl is to get the best man who will focus on her for a very long time
-no such man exists, so she will seek men who satisfy her through sex and other men who satisfy her through comfort
-men being worms, they build various strategies to provide for women
-men being worms, they attempt to avoid passing for worms in saying ''women are sluts and useless''
the fact is that women are far smarter than worms, and worms despises this.
>you will NEVER EVER cruise through life as the Chad of chads in the picture
Why even bother living
Can you imagine what it would be like to live 1 WEEK as this dude?
Can you imagine the amount of marriages you could end just by smiling at a girl?
>tfw i could fuck my highschool stacies and get back to normal form a day after
sounds cool
>>26386266
>Can you imagine what it would be like to live 1 WEEK as this dude?
>Can you imagine the amount of marriages you could end just by smiling at a girl?
Too light skinned, too blonde. No Chad material.
>>26386266
If you still keep you're mind then you won't be living as chad, you'll just be a sperglord wasting his potential
anyone else getting real sick of all the porn and tits been posted on here at the moment? its like a flood of newfags or /b/tards are overspilling into boards that really dont need it. there are several other boards to keep your tits and foot fetishes on.
I came here to forget about staceys tits, i dont need to be reminded of a different set every time i come back on here.
>>26386231
TFW come here for greentexts and feels threads but keep getting distracted by all the porn
>>26386231
same senpai, it's fucking annoying lol
>>26386251
>>26386241
i fele like there should be a poll like on /b/ voting for whether porn should be banned on the board
Good morning, wagecuck. It's a nice day to work.
Another day, another dollar.
>>26386187
J-jokes on you neetfag I don't get paid!;___;At least law is interesting
So upset I don't have a job, I've always wanted to earn money for somebody else.
Ah well, guess I'll have to sit at home watching anime and masturbating, truly I envy my wagecuck friends who wake up at 4am to sit at a till.
How do these not get picked up for unoriginality?? I don't even have a job and still get tired of seeing that fagget ass frog
>wanting a pure virgin only so that you can corrupt and destroy her yourself
That's what you're fantasizing about, isn't it? Cumming over her face, ruining her, humiliating her.
If YOU were pure and good, you'd leave them be.
>>26386103
>If YOU were pure and good, you'd leave them be.
Then someone else would do it
She's going to be corrupted either way
No, I would marry her.
>>26386113
So she could be your personal sex slave, bound by law and social expectations
You brute
Who here literally retarded but with a god tier degree?
Retarded aerospace engineer here
>tfw virgin lvl 24
>tfw I don't even know how to interact with other people
>tfw bad at everything I do
>tfw I put a lot of effort to reach my objectives, sometimes I get it, but I'm still mediocre
>>26386065
I'm studying to be one. Doesn't "aerospace engineer" title pull in the Stacies in search of a beta marriage prospect?
>>26386104
Yes that's totally true, even if you are an autistic piece of shit like me.
>even retards can be engineers
Not surprised.
Just came to this board, explain these concepts :
Robot
Chad
women
Me
You
A wet hole attached to a human-like body which I'd to burrow with my penis
>>26386031
>Robot
losers
>Chad
winners
>women
second-hand winners
>>26386043
which I'd like to*
Didn't see an Okcupid thread up.
What're your successes with online dating/dating apps, robots?
post your pic chadblox
>>26385995
I'm using Tinder and from 50 swipes i have 3 matches. I might as well to hang myself.
>>26386004
Just realized she made a new account to message me on, this is from the old account she used
Welcome to your Daily Reminder that you will finish 2016 without having improved your life in exactly the same way as 2015.
Current date: 10th February 2016. It'll be 2017 before you know it.
But feel free to prove me wrong... If you can.
Don't start wallowing how you wished you could go back in time if you're wasting everyday of your life.
Don't say that i haven't been giving you daily reminders how you could do something with your life right now while it's still 2016 instead of 2020 or some shit.
Don't start crying when it's 2020 and you say stupid shit like 'What would you have done different if you could go back to 4 years ago'
you gonna post this every day?
i mean, personally i don't mind what you are doing but won't this get boring after some time?
>>26386102
Yea but i do it regardless. I do it for myself than the people reading
>>26385980
Speak for yourself, anon.
I read the bible back to back and went to church every sunday. I found the light and get a chance for eternal life without suffering.
This is for everyone here who sometimes has a flash of normieness.
What do you do with the"robot-like" collections you proudly display around your place (action-figures, funko-pops, whatever) when you invite a girl over? Do you hide them? Do you keep them visible? I have 107 Funkos, 12 LEGO architecture structures & 48 F1 model cars in my living room and for the first time in over 5 years I will have a girl to my place next weekend.
What the fuck do I do?
If I keep them, and she likes them, it's done, she's the one.
If I keep them, and she hates them, my first chance to have sex in years is dead before even existing.
What do?
Pic related, she kinda looks like her, just whiter and with darker hair
Keep them out, if she rejects you based on the things you enjoy then she isn't for you.
You wanna get into a relationship where you have to repress your hobbies? Fuck that.
>when a girl comes over
It's like I'm really a normie
>>26385979
>your hobbies
But those are not my hobbies. I get those just because I have nothing else to spend my money on. Collecting stuff is not a hobby mate
What is the most disturbing thing you seen or read on 4chan/r9k/?
>>26385905
I saw the original post of that guy who killed his girlfriend by strangling her while she was naked. He posted photos on 4chan and everything. He said that her son was going to come home soon and find her dead body and that he was going to go out by death from cops as a suicide.
The one where the guy was visiting his uncle's farm and he went exploring and went pretty far off the property. Found an abandoned farmhouse and went inside and it looked like signs someone was living there. He left when he heard someone moving around and ran back to his uncle's and after awhile of putzing around in the kitchen with lunch went to take a shower.
When he came back down he found the porch door slid open and a note on fridge held with a magnet, written on it "You come into my house I come into yours."
>>26385905
Saw an anon say he pours the milk before his cereal, shits fucked
Femanons insult me, give me your worst.
Why should I? What can I base it on? Is that you in the picture?
>>26385760
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLOXHAHAHAHA
>>26385760
>femanons
NO SUCH THING
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get angry.
fuck you you worthless fucking piece of stupid shit you're all fucking stupid with your fucking fake accents and fucking dumb smiles its no surprise you're a fucking virgin and you though you're not you only have sex with ugly obnoxious girls because you're an ugly obnoxious person that nobody really likes you think everyone likes you when in fact they all think you're an annoying pieceo f shit who talks way too much and lets not forget your dog who follows you around and enjoys sucking on your ass juices to feel like he exists yes you you're a fucking dog who just walks around bending over and getting fucked in the butt like the little bitch you are fucking stupid cunt my only wish is i slammed you on the ground even harder you dumb cunt.
inb4 edge fuck you too
>>26385720
that is hands down the best yearbook quote ever. red haired girl laying down truth.
>>26385720
Thats a true bitch and she will never know the joy of pineapple on a pizza
>>26385817
lol enjoy not surviving the winter faggot
What has been on your mind lately robots?
My ex my ex my ex my ex my ex my ex my ex my ex
Suicide
>>26473042
how I'll never be normie scum
riding down the city in a tank.
chaingunning and running over chad normies and anyone else in my way.
>be May of 2013
>just finished the 11th grade, 18 years old, discover 4chan
>do nothing the entire summer, drop out in beginning of 12th grade from anxiety and get GED
>remember reading from some random anon on /r9k/ who was responding to some kid that was about to get out of high school and wanted to be a NEET...
>"Whatever you do, don't let your anxiety control you and keep you in your house. It will just get worse and worse until you can't even leave the house without feeling disoriented and like you're about to die. You'll stop caring about bathing or brushing your teeth. Your speech will start to slur. You'll either lose a lot of weight from losing all of your muscle or gain a lot of weight from eating whatever you want. Your parent(s) will start to think that you're a fuck up if they hadn't already. You'll feel weirder by the day and eventually become severely depressed and suicidal. It will seem as if it's the movie Groundhog Day and you're going insane. Just don't do it. Get a job, have a social life, go to college, even if it's online. Take care of yourself. Trust me. You will regret it probably more than anything in your life, because you let the anxiety take control of your life and stopped you from living it."
>be February of 2016
I regret it.
You just kicked my feels right in the balls, man.
fuck.
same thing happened to me at the start of 2012.
I felt the slippery slope start. Didn't socialize for months on end. That literally feels like a few months ago but it's been 4 years. I guess the I did about as much in those 4 years as a normie does in a month.
>>26385714
This is deep.
I went through the same shit
