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What /r9k people think about "Usagi/Bunny drop"?

The 30yo single main character (not good with woman) adopt a daughter of 6yo and then 10 years after - at the manga ending - she falls in love with the 40yo MC.

It's a Joisei writted by Yumi Unita, but start from part 2 of the manga, i see it like a "robot opera"
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Pedo trash. You should all be jailed.
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Such a relationship in real life would be dysfunctional and unstable, leading to the mental trauma of both parties.

But it's anime, so we don't really think about those things
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>>26384855

that's what i thought too, but then i looked up the author and its a woman.

and then i thought

"hmmm... only 10 years and she falls in love with me."

and by "she" i mean my friend who is close to my age.

Genuinely good advice right here.
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I'm sure my boss would love me doing that.
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Having sex and reading anything beyond YA is more exhausting than an office job.
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i've already been up for 16+ hours and i got basically no sleep last night.

i've earned my right to sit.

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This older lady invited me to her house later on tonight. I know she wants to fuck.

Any advice for things I should do with her? I love cougar pussy.
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>>26384638

leave the cash on the dresser or somewhere in open sight. don't mention it, don't count it out, just place it down and start undressing after you say hello.

also shower and groom before you go see her.
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>>26384638
get the fuck off this board right now and don't you ever say that to me again!
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>>26384638
take pics for /r9k/

What are your thoughts on men with ponytails, /r9k/?

My hair has gotten to the point where I need one, I think I pull it off okay though.

What do you think about them? Gay or no?
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>>26384589

gotta have a beard with it
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>>26384596
I can only grow a neckbeard unfortunately.
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>>26384640

you can't grow a stache' at all? ok just go clean shaven.

>people who have gfs being depressed and/or suicidal

????????????
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>>26384469
Yeah, I'm sure that having someone who cares about you will magically change your brain chemicals
well sort of, but not necessarily fix the fuckedupness
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>>26384469
>rich people getting upset
>tall people getting upset
>white people getting upset
>loved people getting upset
>fit people getting upset
>celebrities getting upset
>dogs and cats getting upset
>Chad and Stacy getting upset

You don't want to be upset then find some inner peace
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>>26384469
Honestly I agree friendo. It's extremely hard to be. I mean, like >>26384481 says, it doesn't fix your fuckedupness but you don't feel so bad all the time.

I still want to kill myself though.
>>26384526
Agree with 1,5,6 and maybe 7 (assuming Chad and Stacy are upper middleclass). Tall people can be upset, so can loved people. Being upset for loved people happens when they feel alone. Fit people can also be upset, kinda obvious.

White people are people and as long as they aren't rich or something can be upset. Also not sure if ur being ironic but meh.

>feel when you really feel like talking to someone but realize you have no one to talk to

Who friendless here? Its even worse during these late hours because everywhere on the internet feels so slow.
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>>26384468
I-i'll be ur friend anon.
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If you post a Skype I'll chat with you sweetie. I'm often up at these times wishing I were dead too.
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>>26384504
>>26384528
I'm not good at talking to people though. I also don't really use skype. I made an account one time because I was feeling really lonely and added someone but I got really nervous and never logged back in.

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>that glorious feeling when you get a (you)
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>>26384422
the internet has made us all so lonely.
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>>26384422
Goddamn I wish I didnt know what you were talking about.
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>>26384422
May I have one by one of you answering my question?

Which eReader should I buy?

A kindle maybe?

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=paper+white&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Apaper+white

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Moved out of my moms house two weeks ago. Came back to visit. Excited to get drunkeat pizza and play civ5 like i used to. Fucking mom deleted my civilization folders for no aparrent reason. Years of games finished and unfinished lost forever for no fucking reason at all. This is why you dont move out robots.
Someone hold me.... ;_;
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Holy shit she deleted new vegas too...
Why would she do this to me...
Im freaking out!!
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Why did you leave your computer there?
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And nobody even cares god i am so pissed off right now holy fuck

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>go to the middle of a desert
>tie weather baloon to a revolver
>shoot yourself in the head
>gun floats hundreds of miles away

Nobody will ever know what happened.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis

faggot
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stab yourself with a knife made from ice
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>>26384810
are you retarded? rigor mortis doesn't kick in until like 4 hours after death

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You're on the titanic, you can't get off and you know it will sink. What do?

Lifeboats are for women and children only so don't even try.
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Claim that my penis gives me the privilege to not die like some woman.

Checkmate feminists.
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I'm a manchild so I get a lifeboat
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>>26384361
I'm assuming we can't cheat (tell the lookout about the iceberg on the horizon etc) if I can't do that then get really really really drunk and then kill myself

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>he's NEET
>he thinks he's a robot

yeah nah. go be happy about your life while smugly rubbing it in the faces of those not as fortunate as you are somewhere else you fucking chad spinoffs. you dont know what despair is. you dont know agony. you arent a robot.
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>>26384346
>just be happy
>just be social
>just be yourself
>just find friends
>just find purpose in a purposeless universe
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>>26384395
>a purposeless universe
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>>26384346
BOOOHOOO I HAVE IT SO HARD

First off you aint a mod or owner or anything. You are the same anon shit like me, so you can shove your preferences deep in the brown eye.

Second, i had horrible fucking childhood, no family, no parents and from 15 no home, school or friends.

So the fact i am NEET (not by choice, at least for the first few years) is effect of being born extremely unlucky and not some millionaire chad golden boy.

// I am the Other //

I reached desperately as she
Recoiled away from my touch,
the touch of a hollow man,
Scared for her life and desperate for help,
Feeling alone in a great crowd.

They say feelings can be transmitted by touch.

Later that day,
Another great crowd was drawn,
With axes and pitchforks,
And I was burned to the ground,
Without a word having escaped my mouth.

In your books and classrooms,
You might speak of Mary and her daughters,
You might listen to the stories of black men who dared to touch white women,
But you do understand.

I cannot speak,
But I understand.

I am sorry Helen,
I was drunk and slurred my words;
I never meant you any harm but -
I just hadn't had the touch of a woman,

Well, ever, really - I, well, um, you see, I tried
being nice and being aggressive,
But I was never rich nor impressive,
This old face? I'm glad it's burnt to ashes anyhow.

S- sorry to bother you.

I'm turning 23 years old today.
Can you say happy birthday to me,
Pretty thing?

// I posted this in /lit/
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insp. by
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moar - idgaf anymore about leaving names
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average dick
average height
average face
average sight

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>Who's your Valentine, anon?
>Show us a picture, I bet she's really pretty!
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We are going to go to a Mexican place in the evening. Pic related
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I don't have anyone because I'm inferior and you all know it. So fuck you, cunts. You all know you'd rather drink hot lead than have anything to do with me.
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why dont you one of you fucking bitches be my valentine then or something since you're so goddamnit big on this holiday apparently.

Did you forget about me?

let's be honest, you will never forget me
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I always find this chart funny because in my exsperance as an endowed man very few women can even handle cocks that big it's just a actual pain to have to not fuck as hard as I can because I will fuck up her cervix.
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>>26384257
this chart was made by a penis enlargement company
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>>26384257

who /enjoyable/ here

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>tfw manlet, small hands, feet, and penis
Someone kill me already
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>>26384200
Become a qt trap, it's your only hope
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>>26384200
i used to be a manlet
then i got tall and i have a big penis
girls give me way more attention now
being a manlet isnt a meme, sorry bruhs

still a virgin tho
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>>26384226
I'm also fat and hairy, and a shitty manly face.

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