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I'm fucking done with this site
I give up on trying to be a normie
>>26383137
Why would anyone want to talk to that person?
i usually google a band i like or something and "okcupid" and find people that way. they don't like me either way
You should probably just get out of St Louis. Place is a fucking black hole.
This is not even my final form
Eggman is a fat fucking normalfag who went back on everything he stated in The Black Pill.
>>26383121
it's just a pill though, the effects eventually subside
>>26383121
haven't you heard the news? eggman is white pilled now
it's all about positive energy and good vibes
itt: post the last thing you texted to a living female human being who isn't a family member
pic related: weeb girl from university. we raised chaos in sonic adventure 2 battle together. it was pretty fun actually.
>tfw i have never texted a living female who was not a family member
The only real answer for true robots.
>>26383091
Context is we were playing a game where I tried to ask sort of personal questions that she might not answer (but hopefully would, of course). I got her to tell me what she finds attractive, and then this. I don't know Eddie well, but fuck him. He's a literal Chad compared to me; I can't hold up.
How do you guys organize your reaction photos ?
They all sit unlabeled in my anime images folder, except for my few frog images that sit in my me me folder
Well on my PC I have a Reaction Image folder with a few sub folders for a specific topic or whatever that I might have a large amount of (Pepe and wojack, Trump, Happening, etc) and the rest just sit in the folder unorganized, some have custom filenames some dont.
On my phone it automatically saves images to a folder based on the source of the image, so most of my reaction images are just in my Clover folder, with a few others scattered about.
it's a giant mess, once I get too many pictures now I just make a new folder
pretty much just memorize where everything is though
Daily reminder that racism against blacks is the norm and if you hate black people you're a normie.
Stop sucking up to Azusa's new neighbors and get back in the fucking robot
>>26382714
And being a normie is bad why?
>>26382737
>Azusa'
Fuck me I should probably not post while watching K-On
What are the problems in your life that make you harass women?
>>26382658
uninstall league of legends. win at life.
lol
>women
I will literallyL I T E R A L L Y
bet my left nut the study shows people will harass anybody, not just women.
i dont think i have ever talked shit online
>be 5'5"
>mfw getting a face full of tits every time I hug a girl
Tallcucks, how does it feel that you will NEVER experience /ss/ in real life?
>tfw 5'4
>tfw when i get to sit on tall girls lap
>Am tall
>Got to experience /ss/ when I was younger
Best of both worlds.
>5'5
>5'11 thick gf lets me sit in her lap and suck on her huge mommy boobs
>she even lactates sometimes
>She will be get fucked by Chad this Valentine's Day
>While you watch tranny porn, thinking its not gay
>>26382548
>This weekend Chad will give her the D all night long
>While you sit alone and play with your schlong.
Chad eats her roasties you inside staying toasty she on hotline bling while yo phone don't ring you feeling sad Chad feeling glad
i dont even know any girls to crush on lol
What are some non-autistic haircuts? I'm so fucking sick of the "Travis Bickle (pre mohawk)", but I also have no idea of what looks acceptable.
That's a great style though
Post your hair
buzzcut
well-kept long hair
different variations of the one you said
Are undercuts still a thing? What about man buns? Do you think a robot could pull either of those off?
>first day
>sit next to her not knowing she'd hate me
>stares at me for several seconds, a few times throughout class
>talks loudly to girl sitting on other side of her, completely ignoring me except for the obvious stares
Next day
>she has moved to another seat
>we break and I need to pee
>walking to bathroom with her few steps ahead
>she looks back several times
>go in bathroom
>"wtf you can't be in here"
crazy bitch giving me a hard time for wanting to pee
couple weeks later
>walk by her in class, smile awkwardly
>she glares in response
What's this rodeo girl's problem?
>>26382428
Girl is probably creeped out because you sat next to her. You didn't do shit though so don't worry about it
>>26382428
>>26382428
>>go in bathroom
>>"wtf you can't be in here"
Wait, are you female or male.
>>26382428
Do you smell bad? That might be it.
Who /don'tneedwomen/ here?
Lonely, sure, but the less contact with women I have, the less stress and worry there is. Women are a vile plague on this earth and should have all their vocal chords and agency removed.
>>26382421
i need women, but only as a friend. of course i want to be more than friends with my lady friend, but she doesn't want that. that doesn't change how i feel about her and i want to see her happy, and making her happy makes me feel happy.
Gay here, who needs women?
>mfw never have to deal with them
>>26382421
I'm ugly so what does it matter
>tfw people are starting to notice how depressed and lifeless you look all the time and are asking questions
>tfw told you should see a doctor
who /canthideitanylonger/ here?
>>26382345
"fake it till you make it" is such a fucking crock of bullshit.
if I keep this up any longer i'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
>having people notice/care enough about you that they would say such things
Fucking normalfag get the fuck out, bitch.
>>26382345
wait until a big event
then apply hand grenade
PROBLEM SOLVED
Sanders vs Trump would be such a win-win!
Either tumblrins or /pol/acks will be butthurt.
Either spics thrown out or free college and stuff
>mfw
It will be such an epic battle of edgelords vs white knights. The fight for good against evil. So this is the happening that was foretold of.
>>26382174
It's gonna be Trump vs. Clinton, I'm afraid.
>>26382174
It's going to be great.
Gay guys disrespecting
>go to girlfriend's friends party
>24 y/o flaming gayboy
>night goes well, me and gayboy hit it off pretty well desu
>gayboy gets very drunk
>so do I
>gayboy slaps my girlfriends ass
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>walk over and push him, get a little loud
>party quiets down, gayboy says to calm down cause hes gay and its just playing
>tell him its disrespect whether he's gay or not, tell him to go outside
>says no
>start pushing him outside
>girlfriend silent
>gayboys friends trying to difuse situation
>get outside and fight
>give gayboy black eye and bloody nose
>cab home with girlfriend
>ragefuck.webm
Was I in the right?
yes they deserve it if they are gay
don't post your boring stories here please
>>26382119
I find it unethical to beat up people with mental illnesses, such as homosexuality, but it is one way to discipline them.
Post your wankbank.
>tfw wankbank big enough to last me for literal years
>>26381959
how big is it? Like how many gb?
>>26381959
>ironic cuckposting
can you let us read the read me?
