I warned her not to, but my girlfriend tried to engage some of you today in Pittsburgh.
She goes out for lunch and sits down at an open table next to a group of four guys. Every single one of you is wearing jeans that don't go down to your shoes, exposed socks, old running shoes, and a hoodie. Even the black dude. Pic related. It reminds her of pictures of me from high school when I still had severe autism.
They're talking about programming or video-games, possibly your work, and because she's listened to a decent amount of me talking about it she is kind of interested.
When she's getting ready to go, she has this delightful interaction with your group.
> "Where do you guys work, your conversation sounded like what my boyfriends' friends talk about"
> Guy #1 stares are her in locked eye-contact saying absolutely nothing
> Group completely stops the conversation and everyone is just staring directly at her
> She thinks you must not have heard her and repeats herself again
> "I heard some of the stuff you guys were talking about, where do you guys work?"
> Absolute fucking silence as the entire group stares at her
> Guy #2 " ... haha...after you heard those things we complained about..."
> "I don't really understand computer stuff, was just curious"
> Absolute silence again...everyone staring directly at her
> After about a minute of total silence you guys slowly resume your conversation and she gets up and leaves
How the fuck did you guys manage to hold jobs while being this autistic.
people in cities are mostly just not friendly, i would do the same thing if some random bitch interupted a conversation i was having, shit i wouldnt even have acknowledged her at all. Youre so autistic you dont even realise this is normal kek
>>26375390
sounds like my older brother to be quite honest
>>26375390
maybe they couldn't understand what your girlfriend was saying
because of all the semen in her mouth
Remind me she's a whore like all the others
Fucking DO IT YOU FAGS
She's special and not like the others man.
>>26375825
Not true NOT TRUE
>tfw I was doomed from birth
I have a girlfriend but I feel sad I'm not as alpha as the mixed guy on my floor, he fucks literally all the white girls and ignores the black. I want white girls too, I can pass for mixed but have a shitty personality and next to no height.
Could also benefit from some better clothes
>tfw I'll never have warm boipussi on my black dick
It's a terrible feel. I just want someone to fuck, cuddle, and watch shitty movies, tv shows and play gaymes with.
>tfw black and autistic
>tfw not even trans or gay people want anything to do with you
There's literally no hope for me.
>>26375943
Don't black guys have a pretty strong gay community? The "down low" shit or whatever?
Go for it, anon.
Anybody here been in love before? I was with my ex for 10 years. Made it through long distance, an enlistment, living together then about a year ago she just says she doesn't love me anymore. Its been 8 months and I still can't shake her. I've blocked her number for rid of anything that reminds me of her but she is still the first and last thing I think about everyday. How to I stop it?
>>26375264
That's a rebounds booty btw not her I deleted all hers
>>26375264
Is this her ass? Because I'm not sure posting her ass with your blog post is going to endear you to her.
I know your feel, bud. Happened to me recently. I don't know how to make it better. It's hard to stop thinking about a person you're just so used to being with.
What I did and am doing is just is just forcibly hardening my heart. Yeah sometimes I'll dry in the shower when I think of her, but I know that I'm much stronger than to let myself crumple up and die over this.
My penis is curved downward. I don't remember any instance of it hurting in the past. I've always worn tight underwear, so whenever I became erect it was pressed downwards. I never did the up against the waistband trick.
It doesn't hurt, and I'm able to straighten it if I hold it in position. It just seems to default back to pic related position, and it's kind of embarrassing. I've tried doing the waistband trick but it presses down way too hard and reorientates at the slightest movement.
Is this common? How do I fix this?
I have a related problem.
My dick is curved like pic related and also always pointing upwards when erect.
>>26375399
That is not nearly as bad. Curved up is almost desirable kind of.
Did you do the waistband trick a lot? (when you popped a boner, you hold it up using the waistband/ belt of your pants, having it go under your shirt sorta)
I can't really do this trick- my dick just pulls the opposite direction too hard.
mine's curved to the left. really inconvenient and ugly but i've learnt to deal with it
I JUST GOT RID OF 3 YEARS WORTH OF BACK PAIN BY STRETCHING OUTWARD AND NOT INWARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SO MUCH PAIN!! THE DOCTORS NEVER HELPED!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gratz.
Organigal.
>He thought doctors actually help!
Way to go, friendo! :^)
Would you care to tell us how to stretch properly?
If Elliot Rodgers was full Asian, would he have been cucked?
Althought Asians grow up in strict families, their parents are attentive. Hapas grow up in families that are both neglectful and inattentive.
>small penis or generally believed to have one
>still would have been short
Had little to do with his race besides the fact he was a short male as a result of being partially Asian, it had everything to do with his height or lack thereof.
Blacks mostly grow up with part time parents (latch key kids) but aren't nearly as often social pariahs due to them possessing height. That's all that matters, if you don't have it just die
obvious /r/asianmasculinity is obvious
>>26375206
I don't think the height was the issue.
African Americans are only 5'9'' on average.
Its a great hobby for robots
>hunting down your tendies
>going to the range alone to keep your mind off depression and on your groupings for a while
>cleaning your gun and being a productive neet
>defense against normie hordes
Because I have my swords
I kinda want a .22 so I can shoot the squirrels in my moms yard
>>26375094
I got into rifles last year, and it first it was jarring getting into the hobby. Now it just creates excitement when I go to the range. I invite people now to come with me and its always been a blast.
>Be me.
>Have sister that dates a black dude. (Yeah I know, coal burner slut, whore, etc.)
>I've met the guy.
>He's ok around me and pretty chill, but whenever I see him on campus he's full nog with him and his other nog buddies.
>Sister seems happy with him. But I just don't really trust him.
I understand it's my sister's life and I shouldn't be so controlling of it but I'm...
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>>26375086
>What do I do, fellow robots?
grow up
Nothing you can do
>dating a nigger
She clearly doesnt care about herself, so why should you care about her
I usually get unmatched by this stage, so I'm unfamiliar with meme-posting beyond this.
How do I proceed assuming the goal is >tfw gf?
Mup de doo muhfughen BIX NOOD
>How do I proceed, assuming the goal is >tfw gf
Not like this, I can tell you that much.
Tell her its a HOT resting bitch face
Ah, evening there wagie.
Just finished composing my 3rd symphonic arrangement from the comfort of my own bed while you were slaving away at your job.
Hope you enjoy breaking your back again tomorrow to make another pretty penny for the boss man! Remember, another day, another dollar!
i'm gonna strangle your mother and rape her dead corpse.
i'm then gonna strangle you and fuck your eye sockets.
> mfw "3rd symphonic arrangement"
Christ, can't you post any better bait than this garbage? Who could possibly fall for that?
>>26374997
How deliciously ironic.
Girls, are you attracted to your dad?
Guys, are you attracted to your mom?
>>26374717
>Girls, are you attracted to your dad?
No. I'm attracted to boys calling me mommy.
>>26374717
no, my mom is fat in her late 50s
plus she's my fucking mom, which is fucking gross
>>26375295
>tfw I'm over that phase
it was fun while it lasted
>>26375335
>calls it a phase
OH GOD WHAT IF MY BF GETS OVER IT
You shitlords made her fat.
>>26374669
I'm surprised nobody had anything to say about this considering a year or 2 ago anything about her was a super hot topic
Yes, misogyny wouldn't let her put the fork down
Let's get real, she was extremely stressed out.
>things from your childhood
>the reason I smoke pot
Just replayed Territory War today.
NSA STOP SPYING ON ME
>>26374667
Didn't play this much, but the original was huge while I was in primary school
stick rpg was also fucking great
Can someone please teach me how to stop giving so much of a shit.. what should i do?
All i think about almost throughout the majority of the day is how i look, how people think of me, did i make myself seem weird in front of her, are those guys going to laugh and snicker when i walk by, i hope she doesn't realize my shoes adds a couple inches, etc. etc. im so fucking insecure. Can someone please help?
Stop being so self-conscious and focus on other things, pay attention and observe. Let the worries pass you by. We are nothing.
>>26374787
lol come on man, not OP but that advice was awful.
"Just stop being the way you are." I mean come on man.
>>26374661
Think of it this way. You're not nearly as important to everyone else as you think. Probably they barely even notice you at all.