Ask a guy who just found out he wasn't really 6'2" and that he mismeasured months ago and is actually 6'0" anything.
Oh how my ego has taken a plunge.
>>26366278
why do you care lmao
>thought i was 5'7
>im actually 5'6, a bit short of 5'7
>>26366297
Because the majority of my self-esteem is attributed to how I look. I'm incredibly superficial.
hey /r9k/, how can i get some beta orbiters that will give me money?
i'm a decently attractive girl and i really need money right now to buy drugs, how can i accomplish this? help
put out
>>26366218
You could suck dick for money like any other decent whore
>>26366218
I'll give you money post pic
>there are fembots on this board RIGHT NOW that have never played with their asshole
eh, i'd rather play with my bf's asshole
>>26366180
>bf's asshole
that shit's gay yo
>>26366180
gaaaay as fucksenpai
>I wish I wasn't alive.
Never tell any normie this. They'll start treating you like a god for a few minutes then forget you exist. "WOW IM SO SRY 4 U LOL NEED HELP???"
When they do get the "help" you need by calling the psych ward, you will want to kill yourself even more by living with actual psychopaths and just being a depressed guy who failed at life, but they don't care, they just have you there for funding from the state. You'll get free Xanax though.
Also, don't call those shitty hotlines, they just call 9-1-1 on you if you even tell them...
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>>26366146
I tried cutting my wrists the other night.
Not really to kill myself, I just wanted to see how deep you'd need to go using a razor blade (anyone wondering, the answer is pretty fucking deep, I was pushing quite hard and I'm not dead).
I want to die. I'm scared though. I also don't want to put my family through it.
sometimes i cut myself just to feel alive
i am addicted to ramen noodles xD
they are so good :)
they are pretty good but normies will make fun of you for eating them
For the last couple of weeks my diet has been:
>four egg omelette for lunch with cheese and chorizo sausage and stuff
>a box of chicken wings for dinner
I see no reason to change anything so far desupic related is the almost final stage of the omette before I put it on a plate and flip it so that it's doubled over
>tfw getting fat
>>26366145
Here's what the finished product looks like. Spices on top are basil and oregano.
Final update about the fight from
>>26329224
>sitting in class waiting for him and took off hoodie
>he's late pissed as hell thought he wasnt going to show up
>comes in late
>sits down talks to his nig friend
>stand up take off hoodie again
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>>26365997
great job. Enjoy getting stabbed by niggers in a few nights
>>26366123
they're just wannabe middle class gangsters. I'm carrying a knife with me though just in case.
pic related what i fucked him up withoriginal comment
>Know nice, cute beta men who are attracted to me
>Don't do shit about it and neither do they
>go home alone, eat like a fatass, release farts at will, and never worry about shaving
life is good
>>26365940
>tfw no nasty gf
Last night, I splayed out in my empty bed then I fiddled with the hair around my anus in contentment.
>>26366080
Why does this make me so hard
so if i work the formula backward knowing a girls age i can find out how much she faps a week ? amirite?
I got 22 although I'm 23 turning 24
Got 18 though I'm 19, turning 20 this year
>>26365884
Said 20, im 21
Just a daily reminder, that this board needs to class the fuck up.
Class only. No cringe.
>>26365822
You failed
This is cringy
But I agree with your advice
>>26365822
>Oh hai
fucking dropped this nu-male I don't even need to read the rest to know I would not date him.
>>26365822
This thread makes me want to tear up my clothes and roll around in manure.
Is there anyone who stopped being a fucking robot and started to bang bitches?
What did you sacrifice?
Is it any better?
>>26365819
Yeah. I still browse here because I always feel like a robot even if I'm not treated like one anymore. That never goes away. I'd like to act like it was because I found a thing that I am good at, busted my ass to be the best at it, made it my job, and that people in general are attracted to anyone who is really good at what they do. And there's truth in that. If you're a master of any craft, people will respect you for it.
But what actually happened is that between 17 and 19 I grew...
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Yeah, at age 22. Feels great. Finally I am a normie.
>>26366178
Your height at 17 and your height at 19
I'm a roastie looking to get into books.
Today I will be going to my local library.
I've read meme normie books such as
> Twilight
> Looking for Alaska
> Harry Potter
but I took a world lit class and found that shit to be kind of dope. Greek and Indian mythology seem pretty pimp.
Help a qt arby barbie find culture. Don't send me to lit, those books are 2deep4me
Read conspiracy against the human race
>>26365754
No, you're going to read proper literature, and you're going to like it.
>>26365754
Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
What is /r9k/s tune for today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVTvrzjQAGY
>eisbrecher Zweischen uns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adsv08qEi9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9epXfHdayE
>>26365665
>> tfw used to date a cousin of Lindsey Stirling and was in Mission prep class with Lindsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OpCYprw4FI
>tfw you will never be a cowgirl
>you will never have wild lesbian sex with other cowgirls until you're ready to settle down in a minotaur's harem, where you will continue to have wild lesbian sex in between brutal minotaur fuckings and feeding your endless stream of calves
how do we cope with this feel?
>you will never feed chestlet fembots from your massive cowtits until they became addicted to the sensation and became dependent on you for all emotional support
>you will never manipulate them into taking your master's massive minotaur cock in exchange for nursing sessions
>youll never be with a girl into anything remotely kinky
it stops already at that point
>>26366364
idk, women tend to have more complex fantasies than men do, I almost feel like my sexuality is more feminine in that respect because I'm in to a lot of weird fantasies, pictures are only there to build a fantasy. The actual image provides very little stimulation. I don't even like watching hardcore desu. And it's not like fetish creep is what drove me to /d/ material, I was thinking /d/ shit up before 4chan was even a thing, before we had internet access.
I also have very sensitive nipples....
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Click Link:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Get yourself some powers, then get yourself ajob
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Melding
Ayyyy I can literally have any job I want.
>>26365599
I guess my job will be to be the guy on /x/ who posts every time there's a shift in time/dimensions/whatever.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Awareness
>artificial limbs
why do I fucking fail at everything
Who /stretch marks/ here?
>fat for most of my life
>covered in stretch marks (fucking everywhere)
>finally find the strength to work out and lose weight
>reach ideal body weight
>still covered in stretch marks
>can never get rid of them
Literally the worst. As proud as I am that I lost all the weight, its a hollow victory. There no amount of working out I can do that will...
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>losing weight
>falling for the improve yourself meme
for what reason? women will never love you; why bother improving?
>>26365562
Get a shit ton of tattoos
>>26365644
Improving yourself for women dude. What are you a beta faggot