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who/weed/ here?
smokin dat dank dynasty AYYY
listenin to pandora
I haven't listened to pandora in ages
I might give it a go
who cocksucking faggot here?
wabba dabbo dooooooo it's op
>>26361885
I'll suck your cock, faggot
What now?
I'm having a friend over in the morningand we both know I'm gonna spend a lot of time sucking him off while he plays vidya.
Who else /bitchfriend/? Because we're legit friends but I'm his total bitch and it gets us both off pretty hard.
I WANT TO BE YOU
plz do some of it on skype for me to watch
>tfw no best friend who is sexual with you on a mutual basis
Don't get the domination and submission thing myself, but I'm a little jelly
>tfw no friends at all
I had something like that with a friend for a while, but over time it became less friend and more bitch. At first we would hang out and play video games or watch tv, then maybe fuck. After a year or so, he never even called unless he wanted sex, and would leave right away. It's kind of depressing, makes me feel like maybe I'm just unbearable to be around unless I have a cock in one of my holes. He's a good lay though, really hung and he knows how to use it.btw i'm a boy
![ra,unisex_tshirt,x1000,white,front-c,235,200,225,294-bg,f8f8f8.u2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3LvX69i.jpg "ra,unisex tshirt,x1000,white,front-c,235,200,225,294-bg,f8f8f8.u2[1]")
What would happen if I wear this shirt to the mall?
everyone would know you shop at hot topic
>>26361263
You'd get paid obv
>>26361263
You get the special needs treatment
is there something more hot then blood elfs?
>>26361110
blood-related elves.
>>26361110
no desu f4milia
>>26361110
futa draenei with giant dongers
How pathetic are you right now
>eating a peach fruit cup with Coldplay on in the background while browsing /r9k/ at 2:44 in the morning
>>26361071
I'm okay with all of that except
>Coldplay
Not even pathetic. Just disgusting.
>>26361071
>eating a peach fruit cup with Coldplay on in the background
you win
>date a girl for almost 3 years in high school
>she eventually gets a job in a neighboring town
>i know and partially accept shits gonna get rough
>she becomes more distant
>eventually we break up
>throughout the relationship, i come to learn her passwords for almost everything
>over a year now since then
>still get on her facebook every now and then to see her messages about how she's a slut and fucks and sucks everyone in that town
Meanwhile I'm 19 with a girl pregnant
i miss what we were
Please critique my poem
My feelings have geometric folds....
Feelings with geometric qualities.....
They can be measured by a tiny ruler...
But the ones who measure, whether nephilim or some strange forgotten god, they cannot hold the ruler...
Thus, they cannot know my feelings....
My soul, trembles as dewy tentacles sprout.....the sound like a tree snapping itself in half.....
The sprouts reach in all directions.
Screaming to be known,
Screaming to be acknowledged,
Screaming to be measured.
A mass of spinning and odd shaped geometry.....I hold an uneven number of sides, in my time we called it a heart.
The spinning mass, with it's reaching tentacles, take hold of the first ledge it comes across.
Pulling itself onto a platform that surely must contain it's true shape.
But, there is no true shape.
Only the mother waits on the platform,
a distant membrane that feeds on it's young... It convulses and erupts, spilling digestive juices, a tidal wave of acid over takes the platform....
My geometrically incorrect mass, does not witness the event. The tentacles lack strenght to raise itself onto the platform and mourn in confusion....
My feelings in geometric folds, measured by peculiar rulers unknown to children of angels, long dead gods or actual humans.
underagedb&/5
>>26360815
>muh feelings-
Stopped reading there.
highschooledge/10
underageb&/10
eat my cum
Tell me your life story. There must be some interesting people here.
>>26464973
I used to live but then I died and now I just observe for the sake of interest.
Only interesting thing to happen to me is as follows
>Live in UK
>5 year old me
>Somehow catch some weird disease only known to occur in Africa
>Catch it again exactly a year later on the same fucking day
>>26464973
>born different
>stalked girls and become socially retarded
>killed my dog to prove that i could
>arrested for carrying weapons at night ( an axe)
>almost fucked a girl willingly
>get high occasionally
>madness insues
>cut
Someones got to have a better story mon ami.
living a broken life.
This is a retard I know. He's in a bad situation apparently.
I don't know what he did but it must be humiliating. I think he jerked off on skype or something.
Is his life over? Is there anything he could do?
No.
What YOU could do is show us the video as soon as you get it.
>>26360618
Yes, what he could do is learn from his mistakes, not dwell and move on.
>>26360719
I promise I'll make threads if/when it comes out
Only 5 more days until Valentine's day.
I hope you guys made plans.
None for me this third year in a row. If I don't have one next year I'm ending myself.
>>26360392
Why would you off yourself?
Just get a girlfriend.
>>26360367
Oh, I made plans alright...
>tell people I think Martin Shkreli is hilarious
>they all start yelling at me
reminder to not expose your power level
>>26360337
He's not even that bad
He's just an absolute fucking boogeyman for everyone at the moment
>>26360525
well normies are just media parrots so...
>>26360337
Shekelli is a plant by the liberal elite to bring down capitalism.
ITT: things you do that might be considered a mental problemi talk to myself a lot when I'm alone. It's not like thinking on a loud voice, but as if someone made me a question and i answered that question. I can't help it although i don't do it when I'm not alone
>>26360291
Same, I always talk to myself at pretty normal volume, or I'll whisper when I'm in public
I think that I can manipulate the world. Not really sure how to put it into words.
>>26360325
So is that normal?
mischief thread
ill start
>be at doctors
>"are you sexually active"
>"yes"
>im not sexually active
>did you rape this woman
>no
>i did rape that woman
>at urologist because of pain in my balls
>he asks "are you sexually active?"
>no
>"do you have orgasms?"
YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I SHOULD BURN DOWN YOUR PRACTICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26360231
>is this your wallet sir, it has an id that looks like you
>no, it's my brother's, ill give it to him
>mfw it was my wallet this whole time
So my vagina gets soaked whenever i see a male type "cock"
Cunt
original post
post your wagaga so i can soak my screen
>>26360209
say cock pls
>Graduated highschool a year ago
>Never had a GF through the entire thing
>Never even kissed/held hands with a girl
>Forced into working with my dad as carpenter
>Everyone that bullied me is going to college
>They're going to be making 120k a year at a desk job and I'll have to kill myself to make 80k in a year
>They will get to have families and everything
>I'm stuck being a loser
Man life fucking sucks
>Everyone that bullied me is going to college
>They're going to be making 120k a year at a desk job and I'll have to kill myself to make 80k in a year
The good news is most of them will be working with you in the same shit-tier service industry jobs, but they'll be massively in debt instead.
Also
>waaaahhhhh, I've never had a GF even though I graduated high school!
You're way too young to whine about that yet you faggot
You'd be making $25k while they'd be making $50k. The economy is shit these days and most degrees are worthless.
>>26360182
Fuck you I want to whine you asshole
>tfw just ordered a pizza 10 minutes before closing
How fucked am I?
>>26360087
Since most anime posters seem to enjoy eating semen you'll be fine family
>>26360087
enjoy that spit in your pizza
in my experience they make very good pizzas at that time becuase it's not a rush, but they're still At Work and don't have an excuse to phone it in
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