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how to increase the good feeling durning masturbation? am i suposed to stick something in my ass?
advice?
>>26363227
smoke weed. seriously.
don't fap for a week
it's really that easy man
also try sex. it feels much better than fapping
>>26363237
This basically.
The stuff I was watching was getting more and more depraved so I tried nofap for a while. I relapsed after just 2 weeks but even that short period made me more sensitive towards porn so i can now get off to more normal stuff again.
The key to nofap is not watching porn. You could just as well keep fapping without watching porn and probably get the same results I believe.
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
http://strawpoll.me/6769348
Squatting, you pleb
>>26363268
That seems a lot more effective than either
>>26363219
inbetween, just lifting my legs off of the seat and leaning forward but keeping the general sitting body position
How come all philosophers of the antiquity thought women weren't worth shit?
Because technically they are not. Men learn the skills and build society and technologies and pass it down and are indispensible while women and children are the truly disposable ones
>>26363196
Coz they fugged young boys
>all philosophers
You haven't read any of them, so your guess is as good as mine.
"It's claimed that women have no creative genius. But there's one extraordinary woman, and it irritates me that men don't do her justice. Angelica Kauffmann was a very great painter. The most illustrious of her own contemporaries admired her." Hitler
Alright /r9k/, I'm a 6'2 white guy. If I go to Japan, am I guaranteed to lose my virginity? I hear the meme all the time that Japanese girls love white guys, but I don't want to spend my NEET bux just to find out I got meme'd on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NEyR-pvkF4
if you are a ugly autistic neckbeard here you will be in japland as well
>>26363199
I'm 6'2 and 170 pounds, I'm not a complete shutin neckbeard.
If you wanna lose your virginity so much why not just go visit a hooker?
Hey son, are your animes almost finished? Grub's up!
I don't get these threads I wish my dad was that nice
Or is that the point?
>>26363120
>grub
>not dindin
Who are you and what have you done with my black father?
>>26363134
yes desu baka senpai
/an/ is a slow board, and my attention span is fucked. So I thought I'd try here as well.
>shitposting on /r9k/
>wearing sandals
>feel something crawl up my leg
>actually feels pretty comfy, tickles a bit
>still shake it off because it might be some poisonous spider shit
>look down
>it's pic related
Are crickets Bro-Tier?
As a mexican, my mom always told me crickets bring good luck. It's part of the Lore, of the Ancients, the Aztecs or something or other.
Objectively, what are the pros and cons of letting crickets chill out /comfy/ in your house?
Do they even do anything bad?
I know for example, geckos are always great to let them stay in your house because they eat mosquitoes and flies and such.
But what about crickets?
Completely honest, I'm terrified of crickets. I'm guessing it's the jumping thing, but I've always been freaked out by them. My friends laugh at me and call me a pussy
There pretty cool, AFIK they live short lives.
Put it outside. let it live its life. Its not like you can get a cricket infestation, the worst thing about them is they carry parasites, parasites that are harmless to humans.
>>26363160
I'm with this guy, OP.
I'm Mexican too but crickets and anything similar freaks me out because when I was 3 or 4 years old my dad trapped one in a transparent plastic bag and showed it to me when I was in bed. That's also one of my earliest memories.
Fuck fuck fuck, I did not need to read this tonight.
>>26363116
Can't be helped. Now read this: https://whoism3.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/confessions-of-a-reformed-incel/
Just go to a fucking hooker yeesh.
>>26363458
And then what? If you can't get a girl the normal way, it won't change anything.
>>26363116
Post the link tho.
>get off /r9k/ for a bit
>start having original thoughts again
>start hearing music in your head again
>start feeling like a person again
>think about transposing some of that music
>end up feeling too lazy
>think about going for a walk
>it's cold out
>think about doing anything
>I have an excuse for that to
>end up back on /r9k/
>my head is full of memes again
>the music stopped
>again I feel empty inside
>probably won't feel alive again for awhile
How long must we struggle for, robots? How long?
Till we die, anon
>>26362988
>tfw browse this place and feel fine
>>26362988
do you speak in green text in your head too?
>tfw tired and don't want to go to school
>remember I'm an adult and can skip class
Life is good
>>26362948
Oh, you're fuckin' tired? You have no clue what that is
>tfw military wagecuck who went to college
>>26363015
Hur duh muh militury
>>26362948
Yeah, it feels pretty good to be able to consciously make a decision to be irresponsible. I wish I was the kind of guy who just did things he didn't feel like doing though.
How this male you feel?
>>26362906
Male me feel like I don't have a personal connection with anybody
>>26362906
>male
I ce wut jo did der
l feel nothing
What would he say if he say /r9k/ today?
VEINERSHNICHEL
>>26362833
>TFW no sister GF
>>26362833
Charlie Chaplin was a cool dude.
Now that video games are the domain of normalfags, what autistic hobbies are left that are free from normals?
Browsing 4chan and watching cute anime
the hardcore versions of our hobbies still belong to us. entry level anime and vidya is normie now, everybody has seen Attack on Titan and played Call of Duty. but it's still only autists who watch Serial Experiments Lain or play Dwarf Fortress
>>26362834
Lain isn't really that autistic, it's pretty popular because it aired in the West on TV
Shows that would guarantee someone is autistic would be stuff like Moetan or Ichigo Mashimaro
what do you think of her?
>>26362652
Underage and that forehead turns me off for some reason.
Dunno, what should I think?
>>26362677
Why think at all?
>tfw you open an already established thread, slowly scroll through all the posts and reply to several of them as you go only to come to the bottom of the thread, finding 6 of your posts all in a row, so you sit and refresh the thread over and over again while you slowly come to accept that your posts will never be read or replied to
> tfw systematically depriving you of a (you) just out of spite and hatred for my fellow man
>tfw mixing up your posting style so it looks like they were all written by different people
>>26362630
at least you bumped my thread right....?
>I'll never implement captchas, I swear guys!
Who is that?
unosks
What was this supreme gentleman's name again?
>>26472674
Suitcase Sam
