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Why dont you move to Denmark anon?
>getting paid to go to school
>free college
>hottest girls on the planet (not that you would ever dare to talk to them though)
Seriously.. what the fuck are you waiting for? Litterally the easiest country to be a NEET in.
So many sandniggers coming, so many sandniggers already there.
>>26468102
I already live in Denmark
It is very good if you want to be a neet, but benefit if you actually work
>45% income tax
>>26468177
no benefits if you actually work*
>tfw 22
>tfw 4chan is filled with stupid 15 year olds
Who /over 20 years old/ here?
>>26468070
/30/ here, no idea why I still bother
I feel hurt anon. You guys cant tell the difference anyway ;)
I am 20 years young. When you're under 18 there's no way of knowing whether you're really a robot or just an awkward angsty teen so this place shouldn't be full of high schoolers desu senpai
Hey robots. I'm gonna go for a drive to home depot. I'm gonna buy a ratchet strap. If nothing amazing happens between the time I leave and I make it back to my room, I am going to secure the ratchet strap around my neck to ensure no blood can flow to my brain. I have completely run out of hope. I really hope god is real because if I do not experience a miracle I am going to end it.
kk family
Please don't do it anon. Stay here and watch shitty anime or something. The world and other miserable people will be better for you continuing to stick around.
Alternatively, please don't kill yourself just because some random idiot on the Internet asked you not to as a personal favor.
>>26467580
Don't do it. It will just hurt like hell and take way to long to kill you.
You'll probably just end up with severe brain damage, stuck in a hospital bed for the rest of your life.
If youve considered religion, you might want to look at the bible. Buddhism is pretty based too.
Suicide won't solve anything, i've been through a few attempts (depressionfag here) and it's better to find something you enjoy doing.
I don't wanna give too much away because it's literally 100% possible that he goes on some place like this, but I'm kind of a "normalfag" so to speak and I recently met/am kind of into a guy who is a 21 year old virgin.
This is weird and uncharted territory for me and I was wondering if you guys have any advice. If he's a 21 year old virgin/never had a gf/never been kissed and is stereotypically nerdy, is it safe to assume that he's misogynist to some degree? Why does this happen?
>>26465461
It happens because if your not a normie or chad you get tossed aside like garbage by any women and if you put in effort to get a girl then your just a "creep" in their books
Any robots out there have advice to offer?? This board confuses the fuck out of me
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>>26465461
>Why does this happen?
because people like you are already making awful assumptions about him
how about treat him with kindness and respect and let him show his true colors, and THEN make a judgement call?
>Live in Berlin, Germany where the age of consent is 16
>My friends and I are all 22-23
>Suggest we go to one of the regular "kiddy clubs" where you get in from 16 and up
>The teen girls look good, are easily impressed and are down to fuck if you're a bit in shape, have a beard and have an apartment to take them back to. These girls think you're fucking Don Draper
>Kind of tired of picking up American tourists and spending ages trying to fuck tumblrinas
>Want to get some more of that prime teen pussy before I'm too old and fatherly looking
The majority of my friends call me out for being a paedophile. Its literally legal in our country to fuck 16-17 year old girls that frequent these places and want to get picked up. How the fuck did we become sexually weird puritans and now I'm the pervert? Is it feminism? Is it contemporary american values? Would you guys accidentally a 16 year old?
pic related. A 16 year old girl I picked up from one of these parties
Why don't you just fuck girls your own age? Or at least girls that aren't in whatever you German cucks call high school?
>>26465152
Girls his age want Chads, Tyrones or High status men (older).
Wtf is wrong with fucking a 16 year old?
Where is the pedophilia here?
>>26465120
German here.
No, fucking 16+ girls is so non-degenerate that even out CDU cucks are down with it, your friends are faggots.
Also, get out normie ree etc.
you have all been good lads today, except for one or two. Let's be good lads as well tonight edition
>His vice isn't Ember's blood
Waifus lads waifus lads post your waifus lads
I FUCKING HATE PAKIS!!
Hey anon.
How are you doing with your depression?
Just write down the thoughts that dominated your mind over the last two weeks.
If you can't get it together here some questions :
Are you suicidal? What is so bad that you want to end your life?
Have you ever been happy? If so, what took that away from you?
Can you still feel love for other people?
Do you have some interests? If yes, tell us what you like about them.
What is depression?:
http://www.webmd.com/depression/guide/
Statistics:
http://www.healthline.com/health/depression/statistics-infographic
>self diagnosing
Not doing that is the last decent thing I can do.
>>26463395
You know what the fucked up thing is. I'm a therapist. That's my job. I mostly treat robots -- men in mid to late 20s without jobs, depressed, living at home. Thing is, I'm probably just as depressed as they are and think about offing myself on a near daily basis. Fucked up world.
>>26463395
My life actually is pretty ok. Our at least it was before depression, now I want to die and, in lieu of that, just lie around and do nothing.
I am jealous of people who have a reason for depression, even if that sounds horrible.
Jobs for robots/autists?
Freelance online, make enough to afford a small studio apt and the necessities.
accounting
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>>26469644
This is harder than you're making out to be.
Sex is a human right and a biological need, why am I deprived of it?
Because no1 owes your pipi or vivi anything.
Because, you're retarded. Retards like you deserve nothing.
>>26468127
If you're deprived of it and still alive then it isn't a need.
In all honesty, do you think he fucked any kids?
>>26467925
he's dead, who cares
he did some weird shit but most likely never hurt anyone
>>26467925
No he never.
ITT: words you'll never hear.
>I love you too.
>you're my best friend
said it so many times and never heard it back
> Wanna come inside?
Both sexually and non sexually
>>26467207
it's easy to hear that. befriend some fans of bono
How did the world look to you as a child? Were you optimistic and on the road to becoming a normie, or were you always a robot?
>>26466033
I played video games all my childhood so I didn't have to face how much of a loser I was in realife.
I thought I would explore the space.
>>26466403
>I thought I would explore the space.
yep
thought earth wasn't worth it, but there were other options
there aren't other options
just got these, did i choose non-autismo shoes
are white socks autismo?
You did the analog of "what kind of shoes you want; just fuck my shit up" for shoes.
>>26464301
lets see your shoes
Any other fembots here going to be alone on V-Day tomorrow?
How are you holding up?
i might let this lame nigga buy me something so i dont feel so shit tomorrow
>>26462979
>women
>lonely
Nope.
>be lonely female
>reject every male who wants to be your bf because you feel like they're not good enough
>end up alone
>pretend like you have a real reason to be sad
I wish I could be there to slap you you dumb useless whore
>tfw no plans for Valentine's Day
>>26460729
who cares. use a pen
>tfw don't care about valentines day and dont even know when it is
>>26460756
it's tomorrow. now you know
