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>Go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Tell us what your super power is and how would you abuse it
I'll start:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Earth_Manipulation
>Users are also capable of emitting strong thoughts and feelings (such as distress, elation, contentment, rage, etc.) that can be channeled to a terrestrial origin as long as the user remains in a heightened sense of emotional state. All the capabilities of Earth Manipulation limited to certain moods or emotions.
I'll channel all my rage and hatred to cause massive natural disasters in Africa, so most niggers would die. If they try to flee to Europe, I would invoke mighty storms, hurricanes and whirlpools to prevent them.
Your turn.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Control
>it's fucking mind control
I go full on /d/ and /aco/ and turn everyone into mind-slaves
I give myself unlimited money/power and I make myself ruler. I make a totalitarian nazi state easily because i can just mind control dissenters. I make everything efficient. I give everyone snazzy nazi like uniforms.
>and then comes the mind rape.
I take any woman that I want. I humiliate her husband/father/brother/son etc. I use women like holes and give myself a loyal harem of waifu's with huge busty breasts and jiggly asses, that live to pleasure me.
I ass-fuck daughters in front of their powerless fathers.
I tit-fuck milf's in front of their sons.
I get sucked off by chad's gf.
I fuck hot lesbians.
>I fuck robot's oneitis.
I dominate the world.
>>26447457
also just to add to things.
I use my totalitarian rule to breed chubbier and hotter girls and kill off people I deem to be impure or useless.
and you have no turn because now I own you and your mind.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creation
There is only one way to use this power...
>be in 1st grade
>new girl comes to class one day
>average looking
>doesn't really talk to anybody or has any friends
>teacher always lets us play with toys and shit 30 minutes before school ends
>playing pokemon on my gameboy advance I had gotten for christmas
>new girl suddenly sits beside me
>timidly asks me if she can watch me play
>I let her since I don't have many friends
>we eventually become very good friends throughout elementary school
>we do everything together
>at one point around 3rd grade she calls me cute
>shrug it off thinking it was just her telling me i'm funny
>continues to flirt with me throughout 4th and 5th grade
>remain completely oblivious to it
>she gives up around the end of 5th grade
>at the start of middle school in 6th grade she starts making other friends and since i'm finally going through puberty I develop a crush on her
>she starts doing stuff with her other friends, leaving me to be a lonely robot who still has a crush on her
>pretty much abandons me in 7th grade
>spend the rest of middle school and high school trying to win her over
>after we graduate she goes to some college out of state
>don't go to college
>become a lifeless neet
>looked her up on facebook and twitter a few minutes ago
>she is now a lesbian tumblrista feminist cunt who owns 6 cats
>tfw no other girl has ever shown me that much affection
>>26446256
You could have changed her, you had an opportunity and you let it pass. But we've all done that, the regret, the constant "what ifs"
>>26446509
That is why I feel so guilty. She is like that because of me. I ruined her life.
>>26446615
We all make mistakes anon, some are harder to get past. Is it possible to talk to her again? Pull her out of this rut? Like by having a calm discussion with here about things like the wage gap?
Do asian men offer anything at all other than their wallets?
>>26445775
manlet children
that is all
>>26445775
>marrying a Japanese salaryman
Why would anyone subject themselves to this.
>>26445775
Some can be pretty boys. Unfortunately, that kind of look doesn't age well and all you'll end up with is an emotional and insecure manlet with money.
>woman says she is ugly
>everyone starts telling her she is wrong and showering her with compliments
>man says he is ugly
>everyone agrees and calls him a loser
proud of not being an hypocryte
Boys can take it and improve upon it. Girls can't. So stop moping around you ugly motherfucker.
>>26446653
Improve upon what? Their face? Fucking cunt. It's people like you that make the world what it is.
Does anyone else find porn to be...comfy?
I wouldn't mind working in the adult industry and getting to know people there. They seem like cool people who wouldn't be too quick to judge.
From the documentaries I've seen, it's far from comfy. Lots of needless drama and an undertone of sadness. Ultimately, most of the people involved would be doing something else if they had it in them.
>>26445367
>gianna michaels
>comfy
If only, anon
>>26445410
you mean if they didn't have it in them
Is there a black girl hotter than Alica Keys?
Lacey Duvalle in her prime
>inb4 someone makes a claim about mixed girls not being black when they would still call them nigger
>>26445245
Shakira is hotter
>>26445288
OP looks like a white girl with a tan tho
Dear /r9k/
The inbreds of /b/ has come to you to spread a message to make an ass of the jews and liberals
#ripdrmootson
>>>/b/668617149
We made a few fake articles.
Interesting, yes indeed.
>>26445235
Smells like reddit.
GUYS HELP ITS URGENT. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
A GIRL IN MY HISTORY CLASS JUST SENT ME A SNAPCHAT OF HER AND HER FRIENDS BOOBS. SHE THEN SENT ANOTHER PIC A FEW SECONDS LATER OF HER FACE AND SHE SAID "wrong person haha".
CODE RED CODE RED. THIS IS THE MOST SOCIAL INTERACTION I'VE HAD IN MONTHS. DO I EVEN REPLY? I NEED SOME CYBORG TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. IM LOST
>>26444350
send her your dick and reply after
"wrong person haha"
i swear to fuck that will build a relationship
fucking DO IT
>>26444386
Will this really work? I feel like that would scare her and make people hate me
>>26444350
Show us a picture then we will tell you if it actually was for you or if you are really that ugly that she is embarised
A dead soldier
They deserve it.
Everyone who goes to the army deserve the dead for being one of the worst human.
Hope they enjoy their place in hell
Actually there are multiple, so its "soldiers", not "soldier", Mohammed
>>26444162
what a shit way to die, by politics in a foreign country
I would just like to confirm, is all of /r9k/ feeling the Bern?
ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>>26443514
no he is economic illiterate and communist
You have the choice of
>a feminist
>a liberal
>a racist
for american president.
If I lived in america I would emigrate as soon as I could
What's the most patrician fetish and why is it femdom?
>>26443130
Femdom with feet of course.
>>26443130
the only acceptable fetish involving female domination is /ss/
otherwise enjoy being homosexual
>>26443234
God tier taste, really.
Welcome to /r9k/, how pathetic are you?
>>26442997
I once had sex with a chair
>>26442997
I'm NEET and don't want to work
i stopped feeling any kind of shame or self consciousness a while ago
Post how your family held you back from success.
Mine:
>Never taught me ANYTHING about personal finance/investing/markets, etc
>Said meme shit like "You need to be a genius with a million dollars to invest!" when I told them what I learned about investing and tried to talk to them about it
>Constant nagging raised my cortistol and sequentially lowered my testosterone
>Gave me bad genetics(medium dick, king of manlets(5'11), bad eyesight, bad hair genetics, acne, made me Canadian)
How has your family held you back/harmed you, robots? Tell us your stories.
well?
cmon brobots
>came from a poor family, could only afford autism clothes/shoes
>dad was around but never taught me how to be a man (kind of my fault tho, since I was a momma's boy)
>parents were dumb so could never help me with homework
Didn't come out too bad, I think. Then again, I'm on /r9k/ on a Friday.
>>26442871
I stopped blaming them a long time ago.
my parents weren't perfect. There was alot of things they couldve did differently.
But sometimes they were too busy hovering on the brink of bankrupcy, keeping me clothed and fed, and a roof over my head to pay any attention to me. They just weren't ready for a second kid, and to this day I doubt they realize it.
But I love them, and there comes a time for forgiveness in every mans life, where you've gotta put yourself in someone elses shoes.
>2 days until valentine's day
how are you holding up
Who cares? It's just another day of you don't have plans. Turn off the tv and stop eating all the commercial bullshit being stuffed down your throat and realise that no one else matters.
>>26442701
>turned 26 today
>finally have a job for the first time in my life
>finally have my high school crush
>tfw now normal
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Sniff*
how the fuck do you compete when the average woman has already fucked more than 50 people by the time she's 25? you've fucked zero women, and have a small dick. She turns down guys less than 7" and she's still gotten laid more times than she can remember.
man every time I see a dick like that mine seems so tiny in comparison, even though it's almost 7 inches
fuug
>>26442667
I can't imagine a dick that big is practical for fucking, look, that thing would impale her intestines. He probably has to be careful not to go too deep the whole time.
>>26442637
You don't compete, the world is different, you just adapt and call them whores and stop fucking thinking about it. If the ho can't swim she gonna drown.
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