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>tfw you'll never be a lonely melancholic god
2 out of 3 ain't bad
>>26460461
Actually it is.
Fuck
>tfw Daisy Ridley will never be your sister
>tfw you'll never have a pure, loving, experimental, but lifelong incestual love
how can white people call themselves robots when every race of women likes them and they have every advantage in life to succeed?
you're implying white robots are even remotely attractive enough for women to consider their race.
the truth is, when you're ugly enough, there are no races.
ugly is a race of its own.
>>26459128
Hnnnnggg
very original
>>26459168
>ugly is a race of its own.
hey femanons, let's post about all those things that happen to us constantly, every minute of every day, without fail.
>sit down
>fart
>gas and shit spray is forced forwards, directly into the pussy
>happens so much it can never be cleaned
>so all of our pussies have feces in em
right ladies?
>>26458616
Delete this slanderous disgusting thread.
>either sad fart fetish freak
>jew trying to further convince robots women are degenerate subhuman not worthy of our time in order to stop propagation of the white race
>actual girl on 4chan being fucking disgusting
tfw been thinking about all the perfect, cute, innocent girls at work but shit like this makes me think theyre all disgusting degenerates.
I saw something on a forum about when taking a shit. Instead of bearing down they just press dow on their vaginal floor and kind of squeeze the shit out like tooth paste.
But i dont assume thats common at all.
>2016
>being a chestlet
Top fucking kek, you got to be stacked if you want to attract a real man ladiies
what about boobs bigger than H?
Who is this addressed to, exactly? There are no girls on /r9k/.
this doesn't work
a chick with small tits will have no trouble getting laid at all
ugly chicks, flat chicks, fat chicks
a short dude or a dude with a small dick is immediately worthless
stop trying to force a meme that only further exposes your own insecurity
What does /r9k/ think about comics?
I like Spiderman a lot.
I love Hellboy and related comics. I collect them and other Hellboy stuff.
Too much colour (by that, I don't mean saturation. I mean that there are too many different colours). Too many words per panel. Everything clashes. Just my opinion. I did like that Dahmer comic, though.
going to have some ham on toast my good lads edition
Can you make it all the way to the end without pausing, muting or looking away?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455356388507.webm
furst desu
post waifus
>>26456660
couldn't handle it desu
Sigh. The struggle is real fml.
>>26455427
>Sigh
>fml.
Not surprised, after-all you are a nigger. Niggers just cant seem to do anything right.
>>26455427
>implying you are a female.
Tits or gtfo
>>26455427
Never been a fan of the pre-pubescent look, I wish fewer women would shave, bushy turns me on.
Do you like /mu/?
not anymore
it was ok years ago but has devolved into such a shithole of wannabe hipster kids
No. Do you like tsunderes?
>>26454245
of course......
music is muh life
Who here / eat plain/ ?
sauce that bitch up
>>26453281
>sauce is up with unnecessary calories
>>26453281
that plate of slop is making me hungry
>you sit on your ass
>chad fucks her gash
>>26452832
You sit there to rot,
and decide Chad must be shot
your life goes nowhere
he cums in her hair
i don't like thinking about these things
>tfw most men will literally fuck anything
I'm starting to think men are just born mentally ill
Yuuup. Men will have sex win any person as long as the hole is their particular preference. Then they complain asking where all the good women went.
>>26451771
men really have no self respect at all. It's funny.
if all (or most) men are this way and mental illness is defined as deviation from the norm, then men are not mentally ill.
>spent years of my life lurking 4chan
>get a vivid insight to the male psyche
>now is extremely put off by men
>can't even masturbate anymore
>trust no man
>despite best efforts can't turn lesbian either
Congratulations, you've ruined me.
>>26445015
haha.
damn.
asexuality must suck.
embrace hedonism until enlightened.
I didn't do shit to you, anon-chan. Also show us your tits.
>>26445015
cool shit, yo
Who /anime/ here?
>Post what you're currently watching
>Post favorite series
I myself am watching Parasyte
>>26442516
I'm watching Love Live, pretty boring, but the girls are cute and it helps me relax.
Ghost in the Shell SAC it's my favourite anime.
>>26442554
I haven't seen either, what are they about?
What are some god-tier animu (dub only because fuck reading)
why balding is not an issue for most guys
because most guys dont bald
the guy on the left is balding lol
>tfw not good looking
You don't understand. When most people talk about it here they're talking about hairlines changing/receding a bit with age, not full dome.
Robot test time, post what you've got.
>tfw 36
Also post newer versions of the test if they exist.
This is fucking stupid, having sex, having a gf or being a women should immediately give you 50 points each
82 here,i'm pretty fucking sure this is an original post
>>26456253
>45 points
>wish I was a cyborg instead
![fart1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MBN8vol.jpg "fart1[1]")
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