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>Like omg did you hear that we discovered gravity! Omg I fucking LOVE SCIENCE!! I'm going to study engineering :P
>>26438606
Literally no girl gives a shit about the discovery of gravitational waves.
>>26438615
nah m8 i think they do
spoilered pic for everyones eyes
>>26438615
I do. I'm even studying aerospace engineering.But I'm a tranny
>Dad calls me
>asks what I'm up to
>"nothing"
>it's always nothing what are you really up to
>"I say nothing cause you wouldn't care about it"
>I might care about it
>explain video game I'm playing
>oh, huh.
>>26438597
I has breakfast with dad today, it ended up lasting over two hours and we talked about tons of stuff and had fun.
It feels good not being a sperg, I didn't even mention videogames or any other media at all
>>26438597
You are fucking scum using vidya as escapism. You could literally use all your time to watch interesting documentary to educate yourself.
You millennials make me sick
>>26438623
my dad believes in chemtrails and supports trump so we don't have much in common. I'm not really friends with either of my parents but my dad is so self-centered I can usually go an entire hour or so with just him talking and me nodding at some stuff.
post sum fuggin blk twitter memes niqqa
NO FUCCBOIS OR BITCH ASS HOTEPS ALLOWED
>>26438479
got sum hot af blk twttr mems 4u fa m
how do you destroy pictures like they do? do you have to save them back and forth from png to jpg a bunch of times?
>>26438522
they make these on paint
so the images get stretched out
Literally TWO DAYS until Valentine's day.
If you haven't made plans by now, you're pretty much screwed.
>>26438446
No one here ever had intentions of making plans. What plans can I make? Bring my gf somewhere? Oh wait I don't have one. Maybe spend it with some friends who are also single? Oh wait I don't have any friends. I've been screwed since the start.
I was already screwed when I was born with autism
>>26438446
What plans can one make without a gf?
Rose only thread
No Cara, Ashley and others
Rose ONLY.
hey dude, stop posting my whoer girlfriend.
>>26438233
>Rose ONLY.
A boring thread, then
>f0036fccd256941344ea0aa9cc01679b.jpg
this photo is from the .zip?
Do you agree with pic rel?
Because when I think about this, this is the ultimate truth.
If not the vagina between legs, I honestly think, that I would be not interested with interacting with any women that I ever met.
This also explain, why women are so butthurt about the whole friendzone thing. They always argue, that
>lol guys only care about fucking!
but the brutal truth is, that yes, they did, because this is all that women can give to them, that their male friends can't.
If not the vision and hope of sex, I would prefer to hang out with the biggest autist from r9k, than with any women, because that would be more interesting.
>>26438204
I agree with the pic.
As much as I hate to admit it (because I'm a retard normie casual who plays COD on his Xbox One) this is the truth of the matter.
>>26438204
It's pretty spot on when dealing with women that you only want for screwing around.
>tfw ugly
who else /never had a chance/
>back acne
Is there a worse fate?
>try to pop them
>can't
>don't like to take shirt off
>Looks like I have some kind of skin disease
>>26437401
I've had back acne since I hit 14, now Im 22 and it doesnt look like its going away
>I havent took my shirt off in over 4 years now
>>26437401
you do have a skin disease
>"he fell for the STEM maymay"
What a loser
>>26437253
Note to all robots
the "stem meme" is a meme
.t civil engineer who started with an 80k salary
>>26437287
Nice, you make far less than a philosophy major who became a lawyer, and only slightly more than a liberal arts major who became a cop.
>>26437253
Are you even employed?
>make a new friend at college
>they turn out to be low key racist
white people cant be robots
>>26437189
If they're really your friend you'll discuss it with them. Maybe disagree, but you'd remain friends.
In what way is he racist?
>>26437222
why would I be friends with someone who just subconsciously thinks lesser of me ? there's no point, in their view I'll always be less smart and less capable than they are even if they don't outright express it
>ready at the whim of an singular emotion or expression to label someone you don't even know a 'racist' and ostracize them because muh feelings and muh black pride and muh racial insecurity
>spend their whole life looking for reasons to be the victim and make others feel like they personally did them wrong when in reality people alive today have had little to no effect on their life whatsoever
>tries to say who can be what and why because apparently black people are abitor of all injustice in the world and their opinion is final
>wonder why nobody likes black people
truly puzzling indeed
Reeeeeeeeee robot uprising when
Two girls dead so far. Sweet.
I'm only 25 minutes away at the downtown phoenix ASU campus, hope the sperg doesn't come out here
>>26437022
My Bloody Valentine
Who else here /straight but disgusted by vaginas/?
It makes me feel sick whenever I hear a girl refer to vagina, periods, peeing, period shits, g-spots, squirting, stimulating the clit, eating pussy, whatever. Vaginas are just disgusting stinky axe wounds.
Anyone else share this disgust?
Same here, OP. I'm straight but vaginas are just objectively unaesthetic and disgusting.
>>26436680
I only jerk off to 2d girls which circumvents the issue. Would recommend/10
>>26436709
Glad to see a reasonable person, these things are revolting through and through.
What does /r9k/ think of Martin Shkreli?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znaWof1jv6s
Check this shit out the man is B A S E D
Trolls normie sluts erryday!
>>26436632
Well, he IS based for sure my fraternal
He kinda looks like this one villan from "white collar". A British white collar criminal. Don't remember his name but the eyes remind me.
>>26436632
He was right about all his practices. Companies raise the price of drugs at that margin and even more all the time and from what I understand 2/3rds of the drug is given away for free ($0.01) with the remainder being the amount bought and distributed by insurance companies. It's such an unused drug that if they raise the prices, companies can't raise premiums on the consumers.
Chad dumps Stacy, Stacey kills herself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443722/University-professor-s-daughter-hanged-boyfriend-dumped-text-message-saying-d-end-relationship-d-spent-2-000-21st-birthday.html
Gold digging, social media addict threatens to ditch her Alpha boyfriend. He finds out, calls her bluff and ends the relationship first. Stacy then drives her car into a field and hangs herself.
The lives of normies, eh? These people are nothing to admire or envy. They are pitifully superficial and greedy and beneath the surface are oceans of insecurity and shame.
>>26436213
I'm glad for that dude. Stood for himself first.
>"I told you what my plan is. Straight after my 21st and after he has spent 1,000 to 2,000 I'm gone"
They are trying to pin all the blame on the boyfriend. He'd already spent a fortune on his trophy gf. Just shows how vacuous and unhinged these girls are
>>26436213
He literally did nothing wrong.
>one chance in life
>born in Lithuania
>>26436154
Go to bed Deivis and stop diddling with underage grils.
>>26436154
Fellow Lithuanian here
Eik nachui
I've heard Vilnius is beautiful
is that incorrect
>So anon, what are you doing on valentine's?
>Want me to find you a gf, haha?
One of my coworkers asked me what I'm gonna do on Valentines, I told her I'll be home at max comfy and watching movies.
Hitting on chicks in Hawaii
The best thing's when the fucking normie doesn't expect this answer, and his face turns to surprise:
>Nothing, playing vidya at home, and you?
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