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Why do women insist childbirth is beautiful and natural?
My mom showed me this picture and I reacted in disgust. Mostly she tolerates a lot but she got very upset with me when I told her it was really gross. Almost every women I met all agree pictures of a slimy baby coming out of a gaping vagina is beautiful because it's a natural.
Tomorrow I'm showing her pictures of a dump I took because it's natural.
>>26407154
>Tomorrow I'm showing her pictures of a dump I took because it's natural.
Top kek m8
It's the miracle of life you inhuman bastard :^)
>>26407154
>beautiful and natural
Of course it's fucking natural. Still weird as hell though.
Is it socially acceptable to wear Trump's hat in public?
Will liberals threaten and attack me?
You should be okay. I'm a trump supporter but find the hats to be ugly as sin
>>26407039
Will it make you feel euphoric again?
>wearing the meme fedora
so what are the rest of you pathetic losers upto this normie lovey day.
drink, work and sleep
Just another day
>>26406186
things could be worse
Going with my gf to her favorite restaurant, thenn go back to apartment and watch something and sex
If there are women on this board, why don't they step up and defend themselves when we call them lying, cheating whores, sluts, and cunts, etc.? Is it because they know we speak the truth?
Think about it. We know for a fact that there are roasties on 4chan, and that some of these roasties post on/lurk r9k. But how often do you read a post and think to yourself, "hey, a roastie must have written this!"? Never! You can always sniff out the roasties through contextual clues in their writing. Just watch: they're reading this post right now, but they won't defend themselves, because they KNOW I'M RIGHT.
>>26403218
what is going on with her shirt
Why would we need to defend ourselves to a bunch of fat socially inept losers. You think too highly of yourself
>>26403266
>thinking highly of herself
women logic.
i really need to do this on a regular basis
>>26400780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDcSZnXF5M
dumping
>>26400780
nobody likes my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxvVt3c6hDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9MUnkIlQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU
>>26400780
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGasAak08E
made me cry like the weak feeble beta i am
Why is /r9k/ so obsessed with escapism? It seems like you guys prefer it over reality, which is pretty absurd to me. Some of you go way over the deep end and try to make tuplas or whatever. Why are you guys so obsessed with fiction when you could be instead improving your reality? Are your lives really that shity that you need to retreat to escapism every day?
>>26398676
This is actually from an eroge
>>26398676
Fuk you marshe if you want to leave then leave, what an asshole marshe.
Yes, they are that shitty.
Grow an empathy node, normie.
>play CSGO
>best player on the team
>team talks about adding each other and queueing up
>they don't invite me
>this happens all the time
>playing CoD
Nobody to blame but yourself
>>26411018
People were nicer to me when I actually played CoD.
>>26410990
>found a group of csgo players
>play with them all
>only get invited if no one else in the group is online
>get kicked if one of them comes on
I WANNA KILL
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
HUMAN
IM SICK OF ALLYOU FUCKING NORMIES
I WANNA ERADICATE YOU FILTH OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE OF YOU
ALL OF YOU
I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE
I WANT TO PERSONALLY TORTURE YOU
I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY PAIN
IM SICK OF IT
IN GAMES
IN REAL LIFE
IN CHAT ROOMS
IT NEVER ENDS
YOU ARE ALL THE SAME
A SCHOOL ISNT ENOUGH
A SMALL SCALE TERROSIT ATTACK ISNT ENOUGH
I WANT ALL BILLIONS OF YOu
I WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL UR DEATHS
Me too. But I don't tell people, so they don't see it coming.
>>26410831
I WANT ALL OF HUMANITY TO TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN I COME FOR THEM
Does /r9k/ like avril lavigne?
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G3_kG5FFfQ
>>26409463
i love that song too
>>26409444
she hasnt aged at all, which is weird considering shes a known party chick
Tfw underpaid Australian working in 7-Eleven
>>26409383
isnt your minimum wage 22 bucks an hour
fuck off
>>26409383
>Australian
>7-Eleven
How did you get in the door without being a curry
>>26409400
Being your typical robot, thats how.
>in denial of balding
>go to my bald dad and ask him if i am
>he says i'm not
>keeps repeating and making sure i realise i'm not going bald
>fuels my denial
>he keeps looking at my hairline for the next 6 months.
>i don't tell him but i notice this and it's eating at me
>start to realise my hairline receding.
>make a similar conversation a year after not talking about it
>now he never denies im going bald and says thats how life is.
so i'm confirmed for balding and im gutted. only 23.
i'm 6'2 with green eyes and broad shoulders. not fat. but i have a weird shaped head. not sure if i can pull it off. can only grow a patchy beard.
i'm definitely not going to use chemicals or get a toupee.
because my self esteem wasnt fucked beforehand. what would you guys do? shave it or buzz it short?
>just noticing curved edges
>frontial hair receeding inward slightly
>tfw 19
It's weird though my hairbrush hardly collects dead hairs and my beard thins after 5 months.
I started balding at 17, now a year later my hairline didn't recede but the top of my head is thinning fast. I'm 5'6. At least I could use my hair as a turtle shell.
>>26408359
Post your hairline. It might not be so bad.
I do know the feels though. I used to comment to my family I was balding and although it was a slow process it was definitively happening. Them pretending it wasn't and lying wasn't helping me or anyone. The truth is far more valuable for growth.
On a side note I will mention that there have been studies to suggest young men who fixate on balding are often using it as a surrogate focus to make deeper psychological problems.
So /r9k/, your theory for why you can't get a gf as I understand it seems to be this
Since the sexual revolution, the top 20% of guys (chads) get 80% of the girls
And at the same time, all women are whores who sleep around because they're spoiled for choice, and therefore they're can't be female robots like you, because they can just get a boyfriend/sex essentially upon request
But how does this add up?
If 80% of women want the top 20% of men, how is this spoiled for choice? Wouldn't they be desperately trying to compete for these select few men? It works the same for whether they're all in relationships or sleeping around.
You must either confess many women can be robots, or that beta's can get women as well. Which is it?
Betas choose to be betas though. Women CANNOT be robots.
>women weren't having pre-marital sex in the '50s
Ha ha, I don't think so.
>>26408369
How can't they? You don't think there's girls out there who are full blown autistic? How would this condition only affect men? In the same way you say women think only the top 20% of men exist, could it not be you do the same for them?
>you're on the way home on public transport and the train is full
>pic related approaches you...
>hey bro do you mind if my girlfriend takes your seat, her feet hurt from standing around in heels all day.
what do?
tell him if she wants my seat, she can ask me herself
I only move for the elderly, handicapped, and children.
>>26407786
>let her take your seat bro, cmon, ladies first etc
>come down here and we can talk about bro stuff
Is the whole "If you eat less and workout, you'll lose weight" meme just a bunch of Jew lies?
No it's basic science you fat cunt.
you can't get fat if you burn the energy you put in your body with physical activity.
all the excuses about hormones and thyroids are just that
>>26407662
I think it's like if you don't get enough protein while working out, you'll just lose muscle more quickly than the fat. So you'll still look like shit.
I feel like all the people (especially women) who make fun of the friendzone or "nice guys" really don't understand how dating or human relationships work.
Guys get shamed for ever trying to get with a girl at all. Women literally cannot comprehend this because there's literally no scenario where a woman could ever not get laid.
There's no girl equivalent to a neckbeard or a "nice guy" because women never have to try to begin with.
Honestly, do women genuinely believe that all the guys who talk about the friend zone wanted to be friends purely for sex? Really? I'd be willing to bet the guy had genuine feelings for her in 9/10 of those scenarios.
And if he ever responds to rejection with anything other than "Oh okay have a nice day" he gets called a bitter loser, as if rejection is that easy to brush off. And women in general don't have to worry about this because they aren't the ones that have to seek out the partners.
So then it just becomes this self fulfilling prophecy where guys who probably just genuinely want some form of human connection get shamed for ever trying, especially if they get even the slightest bit angry at being rejected.
It's easy to shame men for this when, in general, these are scenarios women would not have to ever worry about.
Idk, sorry for the rant guys. I've just been thinking about this lately. What are your thoughts on all this shit?
>>26406391
Not much to say man, you're right. In our feminized culture men are shamed for everything regarding romance and relationships. Unless you're hot and women naturally flock to you, it's really hard and exactly like you said, a self-fulfilling prophecy, a feedback loop of pain and rejection.The only way is to not demand any justice because they use that against you. It's like black slaves who just got freed but still shit on as being worthless angry apes, and if they respond with literally anything at all, it would be "proof" that they really are nothing but angry apes. They could only hold their tongue and work hard to get into a great life position, which would allow them to then finally be vocal and flip off the world.
So idk man, I'm working on it too. Try hard, hopefully get hawt and a gf, then years down the line bitch like a motherfucker and the retards will go "omg hot chad dude is saying this? must be legit"
in the end though, everyone's fucking retarded and their opinions are as worthless as leaves in the breeze.
Most of them will never understand, we're doomed to live out the rest of our 20s as the bitter guy, and once we hit 30 our libidos will plummet. At least by then sex won't matter to us much.
>>26406391
> a woman could ever not get laid
>thinks relationships are just about sex
> wanted to be friends purely for sex
What is "pumping and dumping"?
> And if he ever responds to rejection with anything other than "Oh okay have a nice day"
That's how you should react to rejection provided it's not rude or cruel.
The "friendzone" is a joke.
>girl hooks up with guy
>"Yeah...so, are we dating now?"
>"lol no"
>"Oh. I really like you, though. Can we still be friends?"
>"No."
Or,
>"Sure."
>doesn't make any attempt at friendship
>girl makes friend
>girl gets a boyfriend
>"friend" suddenly less involved in her
>girl makes friend
>girl has boyfriend
>girl has some sort of conflict with boyfriend
>is encouraged by "friend" to break up with him regardless of the context of the situation or what is best for her because he's trying to get laid.
People are shitty, OP and rarely value friendship unless there is some material gain. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
>And yes, I am saying this as a bitter loser with no friends except when people want homework help
I'd jump at the opportunity to be rejected romantically and still get friendship. I'm shocked people would bitch about that.
