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>tfw no mentally ill gf who i can relate to with my schizophrenia.
>>26388406
>tfw no schizophrenic bf
I L I T E R A L L Y cannot fall for normie/non mentally ill boys anymore I hate this.
>>26388406
stop shitting up our board you crazy fuck
>>26388425
this is a lie
oc
All i want is a depressed bf to save from himself
Pick me OPpick me please...
*puts hand up*
>>26387917
puts things in prespective t.b.h
why would anyone want this?
Who here can speak French?
French and English are pretty much the same.
Pense = pensive = think
Coeur = corona, coronary, courage = heart
>>26387904
Un peu. Mais je n'ai pas parler pour un longtemps.
>>26387999
No. Just no. MODERN English derives some words from other languages. But not everything is a direct translation with a few inferences you insipid cunt
Men only want Stacy, femanons and don't you ever let them trick you into thinking other wise. They settle for you only because they want to fuck and can't do better but know as soon as Stacy pays attention to them, he's going to leave you without any hesitation and will feel no remorse. If your bf is ugly, you really don't have much to worry about, just always know that he would leave you for Stacy if he could.
i would even leave stacy if there was a stacier stacy interested in me desu senpai
sounds like you're calling all the shots and we have no choice in the matter.
>waah Chad won't pay attention to me because he's fucking the pretty girls
Hi /r9k/.
I'm a college student and medium range escort in a nearby town (350$ for 1 hour). It pays well.
I often read here anons desperate to lose their virginity that want to hire a nice escort to finally pop their cherry. Since this place has helped me during my depressive phase in hs, I thought I'd give you an advice: don't do it. You're running the serious risk of worsening your depression.
I've seen many like you at my job, and unfortunately a lot of you get rejected by the nicer looking girls. (Hell, I've rejected a few myself.)
If you're fat, unkempt and generally ugly, you'll be directed towards the middle aged, fat escorts because the young ones simply have their pick of clients. And the old ones will charge you more, just so you know. You'll either go back home humiliated or pay 400$ for 20 minutes with a 55 year old woman with stretchmarks and cigarette-smelling breath that won't even bother pretending she enjoys it and won't even give you oral without a condom.
It's gonna be an awful experience.
I'm telling you this because I've seen the look of rejection of some guys' faces and I know they were the robot kind and it hurt me to watch. You deserve better.
just kill yourself, roastie whore
>>26387813
Nice bait, now kindly kill yourself.
>>26387834
I'm just trying to avoid you a horrible experience, no need to be an asshole.
>tfw you find out the truth
What is it?
If it's not something wacky and completely off the wall I won't believe you
>>26386840
>implying the truth can be put into words
>>26386862
Draw a diagram of it
If you live in any area marked in green, you are not a robot
>part of the US is red
>part of US is Earth
>part of Earth is universe
YES I LIVE IN THIS UNIVERSE ANON WHAT ARE U IMPLYING???
North Dakota is pretty based.
>White person in Arizona
>Normie in the slightest
Maybe if you're Mexican you're a normie here.
I think mystery.jpg made a thread for the first time since her pussy leaked.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26383661/
that bitch just cant stop attention whoring.
>>26385363
I doubt it, could've been scam tranny, didn't get enough pics or contact info to verify if it was a real woman or mystery.
I think giving attention whores attention on a board that professes to hate them (as they should) is counter-productive.
To have a decent chance of getting a bf as a girl
> Don't be fat
>Don't be a massive bitch
Those two aren't even requirements thanks to female hypergamy you have overweight cows who believe only the top 20 percent are worthy of them.
To have a decent chance of getting a GF as a guy
Must have money
Must be funny
Must be confident
Must be Fit
Must have a six pack
Must have a degree
Must have a good career
ect
Only exceptions are thugs and niggas.
Women think they have a right to complain about dating ever in western society.
>>26383948
Also forgot for men must be over 6'
Nah I'm a poorfag, not incredibly fit, no degree and jobless but I still get a lot of cute hipster girls with daddy problems fawning over me.
>>26383977
Post face :=3
Give me one good reason you're not voting for Trump, robots.
>>26383209
voting is for cucks
i am not a cuck
>>26383209
Robots are NEETS and wageslaves. Bernie will make living easier for us. Quit shilling /pol/ack and leave
>>26383209
Reddit is the definition of what men will become if the feminist and sjws get their way.
slightly different op image edition time.
who /manc/ here?
suicide pact approximately when?
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
Autismcraft server when lads?
Are you obsessed with someone?.
Yes, I've made a list of women I work with on how I can potentially fuck them
I've labeled their personality traits, how they dress, how intimate or open our conversations are, what age they are, if they are in a relationship, body language, how they react to my speech,
Not really, or not as much as i used to.
I'm glad that the people that will try to lead me on will fail horribly
>>26366692
MY MARY MAGDALENE.
She won't talk to me anymore.
>be black woman
>neither white guys nor black guys want to date you
>think it might be okay b/c your crush is an asian guy
>turns out he only dates asian girls
Think you have it tough?
Think that you're a robot b/c some Stacies don't want to date you?
You have no idea what it's like
>>26366435
How does it feel knowing than some men would rather fuck each other than you?
>>26366435
A lot of guys here would probably date you because they are lonelier than you could ever fathom, but let me guess, you're not into 'creeps'.
You want the best guy possible, and with /r9k/ being made up of fucking losers, we both know that he isn't to be found here.
So basically, you're just here for attention and to bitch about the your iteration of the same problems that have been posted about here to death and beyond.
Pls go and stay go.
>be black fembot
>the only guys you like are bots
>told one i had an interest said he only likes 2d girls. Fucking liar
>they dont like you and choose you after no other options
Why even live?
>I think...I think I drank too much, anon
>I'm gonna...I have to sit down
>*passes out*
What steps do you take from here?
meme eggs
>>26387885
Carry her to bed then make her some eggs when she wakes up
>>26387885
Carry her to bed with a glass of water next to her, and draw swastikas on her hands.
What is your height anon?
>>26387034
6 feet here
6 feet is literally the perfect height prove me wrong
>>26387034
5'4" and I totally DON'T want to kill myself
>>26387086
>prove me wrong
for starters you are here
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