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>want women to be my equal in a relationship
>tfw they are all only turned on by being dominated and submissive
this is why women love bad boys and rebel/treat nice guys like shit
Maybe we should just stop acknowledging females like that as human. Much easier abstraction. They act like animals, they get treated like animals. It sounds bad, but I hear that Woz's dog gets steak.
this post again
there are loads of women who want the "nice guy"
stop believing in this meme
>>26363537
those women are in denial, they are all genetically programmed to only be turned on and fall in love with men who dominate them and make them submit.
this is why they love 50 shades of grey, they will never like nice men for real unless we change their biology
my dear wife
>>26363357
ain't she purtty
Posting gf blox
>>26363387
Is this really her?
I wish I looked like this.
How easy would this man have life
>>26363242
>How easy would this man have life
No this man works really hard
>>26363248
This
OP is literally retarded honestly.
>>26363242
That man has it made - no matter how many "deep" women who are mid 5/10 tier or even shit tier feminism tumblr tier say he is douche, will still have woman with nice personality treat him well.
What happened to original OP Image Guy edition
Rate my NEET budget for 2016 lads
I'm so tired lads, and I've got nothing done for weeks
I just want to remember what it was like to achieve something
>>26362497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOOOH MAAAMMAAAA!! clan?
Been seeing this girl for about 3 weeks, went on a few dates, made out a few times, thought it was going somewhere. Thought i might get to have my first relationship... then she sends me this... I tried fellow robots. I really did, however it's just not enough
j-just be yourseIf bro
going on a few dates and making out is more than most of the posters that will make fun of you for this, keep your head up at least you now you know you can get another one day
>>26360404
"Well do you at least have some friends I can meet"
You get to make fun of autists, you can get any r9k bitch to suck you off, and you can just do practically anything. Also shouts out to my niggas too dante, charles, and nick. Pic related in a skype group with them discussing about bitches and chad shit. poor little autists wish they could be. : ^ )
hey its dante/dominic you're a fat nigger who gets no bitches and faps to ugly chicks nudes.
tnx for linking this to us homie.
>>26359566
and you're a anorexic everybody hates chris ass looking nigga got a fucking pedostache get your bitchass outta my thread.
michael is a nice guy (nigger)
>tfw genius level IQ but lazy, lonely and haven't achieved much of anything worth noting
Early on I just got tired of this shitty system we've set up, I hated school, I hate my job, I hate the career game. I spend my days at a shitty retail job and spending time on the internet, reading and playing vidya.
Can anyone else relate? I'm fascinated by a lot of things and I feel like I could do well in certain types of jobs, but I dropped out of college and I don't have the motivation to go back.
Most of this board probably.
Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
>>26359282
>he fell for the high IQ, lazy work ethic meme
Nigga, you dumb. What is intelligence if not the manifestation of imagination in the material world? Whether it be writing, drawing, woodworking, or some sort of con job, intelligence is expressed through actions. If you cannot put something out into the world, you are as intelligent as the toilet that I piss in.
Do something to prove to yourself you have an above average intelligence quotient. Otherwise, you're drinking the electric koolaid and telling others how refreshing it is.
>>26359282
Taking IQ seriously as a measure of intelligence
How do you strike back against the society that has forsaken you, robots?
>TFW I steal the pepper/salt shakers, the ketchup AND don't pay my bill in restaurants
>TFW have literally stole a whole cutlery set and plates from a restaurant
>TFW cut the seats with a knife and put gum under the table and pushed thumbtacks into it so that if someone swipes their hand across it they get cut
>Steal from stores occasionally
>Lie and say I'm homeless to take food designed for homeless people
Some more I'll think of later. What do you do, robots?
3bh if i was this pathetic i would just go ahead and kill myself
>>26359252
reee normie get the fuck out of here
>>26359164
kinda pathetic sounding, senpai
Here we go guys. If she replies, I'm gonna ask her why she rejected me. If she doesn't, well then I guess that will count as a reply, too.
dubs say you get btfo
When asking her if you can ask her something, you're already asking her something.
STOP RIGHT NOW. I can guarentee the answer won't provide any closure and might make you feel worse than you already do.
Are uncircumcised penises the male equivalent of a roastie? I mean excess skin on a vagina is considered unattractive and certainly the same could be said of a penis. The only difference is that most women aren't forced to get theirs removed. Why are women exempt from this process if everyone hates both equally?
>excess skin on a vagina is considered unattractive and certainly the same could be said of a penis.
Only by dumb Americunts and the other stains of society
>>26362156
The foreskin serves a purpose (keeps the glans moist and protects it from foreign objects). Cuntflaps serve no purpose.
>>26362156
Foreskin can be pulled back. You can't mask your flaps roastie
Hey /r9k/. I used to post here a lot. But then my life got really crazy, and it actually got to the point were I wasn't able to access the internet anymore.
But no I can, and so i return to my robot friends. Just so you know, I am 32, and I used to be a complete robot like all of you. But I was able to get out into the world a little bit, get a gf, and have some experiences. But what I learned from all of that, is that i am truly a robot at heart. I really value being alone and not interacting with normies. I like you guys, but the outside world sucks.
The only thing that drove me into that world was the crippling loneliness that I know all of you feel. But I have to be honest with you, that feeling is a fucking illusion. I can't explain how exactly. But i can tell you, once you actually do have a GF and you live with her for years, the novelty pretty much wears away completely and more often than not, she's asking you for sex or to talk, and all you want to do is sleep, or just be alone. I guess what I', saying is, I had a long day at work, now I'm sitting here by myself, getting high. Ask me anything. I'll bestow whatever wisdom i can. Or feel free to just hang out and talk. If your lonely, I'll listen to all your problems and really talk to you.
>>26360257
Oh, and that's my last shot that I have left, so if anyone is actually interested in seeing pics of me injecting it, let me know soon or I'm going to go ahead and do it.
Get some help
>>26360257
>bestow wisdom
>shooting heroin
pick one
>feeling confident
>take a picture
>face is completely asymmetrical
>nose is crooked
>heavy bags under eyes
>look like an actual rapist
Welp.
Fellow ugly bros, how do you fucking cope? Please, I need to know.
>>26359639
Just kill yourself :^)
Nah mate I look like shit in pictures cause I have NO CHIN, literally not a single angle is flattering. there's no way to cope.
>>26359664
>Just kill yourself :^)
Considering it. I'm also a manlet. Most girls don't even acknowledge me when I'm around. I tried talking to girls on the few occassions I went out with friends, and had no luck. Most just talked to me out of kindness and quickly escaped the first chance they got. One flat out ignored me. That one hurt the most. I didn't even feel human.
I don't even want to be a model. I just don't want to be ugly.
>>26359767
You won't get girl attention unless you're 99% percentile, being average won't fix shit
>tfw people actually believe we came from monkeys
google the names on the colored tabs
>>26359446
Incorrect. We did not come from monkeys. That dude on the left isn't a monkey. He's a common ancestor. Both humans and other primates come from the same roots.
We came from Gods hairy ball sack
i fucked a female dalmatiner in her heat, cum'ed deep inside her pussy while she licked my face, i told her later i call back. but i never did
You know, coming into these makes me feel like such a fucking outcast. Too fucked for real life, too sane for 4chan.
The worst thing I do is imagining fucking my cute friend from school, and most of the time I'm just eating her out.
>>26359391
worse then hitler
>>26359391
>Imagining eating a girl out
What the fuck man? This isn't even bad, but it still weirds me out.
Does anyone else fantasize about just leaving your current life and train hopping away? Having no home, no family, no obligations, no society, no anything. Just you and the world. Go where you want. Sleep on the trains, travel the country, perhaps even cure your social anxiety while you're out there.
>>26358217
Yea man, at least once a month. It has more to do with my desires to travel and experience new things, which would be bretty gud.
>>26358217
I think about it often. Ive never really had the desire to own a home.
I would love to, but I need a good place to shit. I can live eating nothing but grass, I don't fucking care, but I NEED a clean toilet.
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