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I really love chess.
Ask me anything.
Which presidential candidate do you think has the most robust plan for dealing with Iran.
Why did I stop playing chess come around Highschool?
Why didn't I stick with it and become really good from childhood?
>tfw barely remember openers anymore
Also, what do you think ofGo?I think it might be a better game but I'm not sure if I've played either thoroughly enough to have a worthwhile opinion.
I just started playing chess. What's your favorite openings/defenses?
>started classes on monday
>In my anatomy lecture the other day
>its a big lecture hall with like 300 people in it
>lots of QT nursing students in it
>There is one who always sits 4 or 5 rows in front of me who is the qtiest I have ever seen and I am in love with
>trying to cop afew pics of her so I can post about her pretty she is on /r9k/, and remember her forever when the class ends
>teacher is reading some shit off a projector so its kind of dark
>im using 3 round burst on my phone flash goes off abunch of times
>Everybody stares at me
>girl sitting behind me whispers to me if I know the QT, like is she my friend?(she must have seen my screen when I was lining up the shot)
>leave the class
>today my QT pixie cut princess gave me a really nasty and disgusted look
>Somebody sitting behind her must have ratted me out
>she proablly thinks Im going to jerk off to the pictures or do something lewd but I only wanted to look at her and admire her
>pics are dark and blurry anwyas
I literally want to kill myself
Pic kind of related
She looks like this but shorter
I know her name and found her on facebook should I try to add her? Femanons is there anything a guy could say to redeem himself?
I really love this girl
>>25556874
op you losxer creep this is why I'm a feminist
>>25556874
Can you give to link to hey Facebook?
>>25556926
This tubeyonest
I just got on the drunken peasants, since TJ is a faggot he didn't finish reading my letter so I didn't get to speak to all the neckbeard losers who like to listen to a pervert and his brother talk for 3 hours
https://youtu.be/qDlhrhameWk?t=2h16m58s
>>25556792
aww fuck it didn't embed right
its 2:16:58 the last letter
Nobody cares about that bananasexual faggot or his shitty edgelord opinions.
>>25556792
which letter was it?
Not sure whether suicide is right for me. Kinda want to live. Not depressed at all. Just afraid of what will happen in the future.
>>25556352
I think you have what's called "existing."
what are you afraid will happen in the future?
just leave suicide for when shit actually does hit the fat
Wait it out then
When the future finally arrives, if something spooky happens, then you can kill yourself
Killing yourself over imaginary scenarios is foolish
Wait till they become real
>Browsing the chans at night in the dark
>Phone starts doing the EBS tone
>Feel my blood turn cold
>My immediate thoughts are that it's a hurricane or maybe even nuclear war
>Trying not to panic as I look at my phone
>It's just an Amber alert for a city in a nearby state
How is this allowed?
Because nobody is going to stay in Yuma with an abducted child. They are headed toward major cities in their black dodge ram license plate # F7003B.
>>25556474
Why would you head towards a major city instead of hiding out in a small one?
>>25556714
no one will know you in a big city?
>a hurricane or maybe even nuclear war
you wish
>tfw i'll never get to see what aliens look like
>they are out there living, as I type this
>>25556193
>tfw no personal spaceship to explore the vastness of the universe
JUST
>>25556394
You reminded me of this...
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1958
>tfw aliens are so far away the distance is almost immeasurable
>tfw it's more likely that there are floating space consciousness than other alien races https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain
>tfw the probability of other intelligent life existing is near zero (yet they do exist), and the probability of us ever encountering them are basically 1:the total number of particle arrangements
Why do normalfags all seem to love pretending to be Buddhists?
>>25555855
Because they don't understand Buddhism.
The path to enlightenment: Buddhism OR full blown hedonism. The former is harder but in the ends pays off more if you succeed; the latter is easier but with more ups and downs.
It's trendy. Why do they pretend to do anything?
They feel it makes them impervious to showing how salty they really are behind closed doors.
So remind me again, what the fuck is your excuse for not reaching your full potential?
>muh genetics
Meme excuse. Gets meme response
>muh laziness
Well why the fuck do you on r9k and bitch all day about shit you'll never have the energy or willpower to change?
>/fit/ is for faggots
Faggots get laid for than anyone. How is this a problem?
I'm 5'4, that's the only excuse I need.
>muh laziness
This one
>>25558077
Midgets still get pussy fuck off
Who /one friend/ here? If I didn't have her, I would probably just off myself.She's making fun of me right now. She really fucking hates people and has always said she doesn't want, or need, friends. But I guess going to College can really change a person...
>>25555516
She sounds like a cunt who's using you for attention desu. I was in a similar situation, over time I also grew to not care about her and used her for attention as well. We stopped talking without mentioning it toeach other although you could see the signs, especially once she met a guy at her work whom she is now dating
>>25555516
holy shit what is this
is it real life or am i being trolled
please tell me this isn't real OP. Please.
How should I dress when I start living as a girl, /r9k/?
>>25555035
it's a school day every day, anon
cute! maybe lolita?
>>25555203
no fuck lolita
neko schoolgirl every fucking day
wagrslave feels thread. get in here you cucks
>tfw closed the store for the first time today
>>25555034
Closed the toilet seat for the first time today, it was nice taking my time and not having to rush so Mr. Shekelstein wouldn't get on my ass
Just put in my 2 week notice, feels good senpai
Oddly I feel super motivated to go into work now and bust my ass for Goldstein
>>25555095
Your mom will get on your ass about getting a job and moving out lol
Who /tryingtowriteabook/ here?
>have lots of fun planning out story arcs and character histories
>time to finally write this thing!
>.............................
>guess I'll just check 4chan for a bit...........
>>25556718
Right here.
Trying to write a story for an RPG but I still haven't come up with shit.
I like the Ursa bear Winnie the pooh
how would you feel if a girl offered to be your practice girlfriend?
>that big ass room
hell ya she looks rich as fuck i'd make her buy me everything
>>25554795
>tfw you recognized that formula as sodium chlorate without looking it up
Am I autistic?
This would obviously never happen, so why ask?
Even ugly girls have orbiters who would date them genuinely. Even plain looking girls also have the option of getting Chad for a night via drunk hookups or tinder. They may not be good enough to get Chad as a bf, but most girls would rather share an alpha than settle for a beta.
So with all those options, why would any girl stoop so low as to ask to be a practice gf for some loser robot autist?
Just post more pretty princess pics. Love them.
What are you drinking, arcanines?
>>25556014
wild turkey
>>25556014
Nothing currently. It's 3:50 pm. Soon I will be drinking the same as this guy. >>25556029
Don't know what I'm waiting for.
>>25556047
Fuck. Saved the wrong gif. I already drank too much...
Why are ambw couples praised and loved but wmaw couples are hated and mocked?
>>25554752
>trying to start a racewar
Stay mad chink
>>25554809
What? Everyone thinks ambw couples are cute while most people think wmaw couples are creepy.
>>25554752
i think it's high time you stop spamming r9k with your shitty racebait thread, bebe
