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who /5foot 7inches/ here?
quite LITERALLY the worst height 2buh
>>25558528
Wrong, that would be 5'8".
5'8" sounds clunky and awkward, 5'7" looks aesthetic as fuck.
>>25558528
Me. I haven't been measured since freshman year of highschool but i've only at most grown an inch since then. Feels bad man.
>5'6.5"
>say i'm 5'7"
and the bitches don't even realize
![tumblr_lkxnr0wVxg1qgodqmo1_540[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3fVqBJH.png "tumblr lkxnr0wVxg1qgodqmo1 540[1]")
It's starting to happen even on 4chan.
Every year more kids come.
Every year we get older.
Soon we won't even understand our own site.
>26
>There's 18 year olds on this site
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND THE FEEL THAT IS TO COME.
>>25557109
i'm 26 now and I was a /b/tard when I was 15
the feels are killing me more than my alcoholism and drug abuse
Kek. Worrying about the future when you could be living in the moment, posting dank memes. Your time has come and gone already old man.
I was cutting earlier, got a little bit carried away and gave myself 4 or 5 cuts deep enough to see the fat, a little bloodier than pic related.
It spooked me really bad, thought I was gonna have a heart attack. Do I need stitches or should I just let it heal up by itself?
>>25558218
You'll be fine.
Oh, muted.
Anyway,
>not getting exhilarated by the depth of the cut
How about you stop being a little bitch and stop cutting yourself
You're going to get an infection and die like the stupid faggot you are.
Who here /small town/
I used to be. Moved out west to a bigger city.
I really miss appalachia. Comfiest mountain range.
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
(You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original)
>>25556928
Small town in Australia
What's the worst board? So bad that if you could you would delete it right this second.
/vp/ is a pathetic shithole that needs to be deleted. I actually like the games but that board has nothing to do with playing games, just fantasizing about fucking anthropomorphic monsters
/pol/
you would think having license to not be pc would make people less retarded, but it turns out they're just like the people they oppose wrapped up in a shittier package
/tv/ is terrible and hasnt had an ontopic thread in months but I love it
I've decided that I'm 19 and if I want a perfect gf I have to be efficient at finding ones that are possible choices while still talking to enough that the chances of one fitting the bill being good.
I'm picky so I have a lot of requirements.
>virgin
>dresses conservatively
>no weird piercings and no tatooes
>self respect
>shorter than me
>skinny (small boobs are a plus)
>at least a 7/10 face
>shares some interests
>has common sence
>loyal
>etc...
How can I filter out staceys quickly?
Sluts need not reply.
Every virgin turns into a cock hungry slut after the first time they get fucked, she will just want to try other dicks out after you fuck her.
>>25556064
I have never posted this so far on /r9k/ because it is frankly embarrassing, but everyone who states virginity as a requirement is as shallow as a typical slut.
I'm all of those other than 7/10 face fuck you
How often does moot get laid?
Who?
Looks like a fag to me
Has he ever even had a girlfriend?
Didn't he take a woman on a date to McDonalds?
>tfw no ulo scratching, parol hanging, kamay washing, simbahan attending, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>25555949
why would want an australoid jungle asian instead of a mongoloid one?
vietnamese>filipina
>>25555949
>>25555555
please ignore this post trying to find the septs
>>25555973
Rude
Pinays are the qtest
>you'll never have a Night Elf lover
Why even live?
>tfw you will never live in a treehouse in a magical forest full of elves and faeries and talking animals and magical plants that can do anything
>>25556189
teldrassil is hands down the comfiest starting zone
dat music
>>25556278
Silvermoon is comfy as fuck too.
Its a fantasy game, who the fuck plays a human?
Hey there wagecuck, I know you'd like to keep browsing, but you really should start getting ready for bed. You don't want to wake up deprived of sleep or rush to work. Your boss will notice. And you sure don't want that 2 o'clock feeling coming down at 10am either. It's for your own good and your health to get a good nights sleep.
Me? Ha, well don't you worry, I plan on staying up until I feel tired. That may be an hour or 4 hours from now. I plan on cooking a delicious evening snack that I learned how to do when I took some online culinary lessons that I spend time researching during the day when the library is quiet and everyone is at work. Then I'll probably catch up on my anime backlog at some point.
>>25555460
who is paying you and how much?
>>25556669
yfw its a literal neet
except he has no grand adventures, skills, or enhanced understanding/knowledge
his only joy is posting bait
and one day his parents will die
>>25555460
>took lessons
>researching
>"NEET"
okay
Reminder that this faggot exists and gets more pussy than all of you.
>>25554873
Oh, that guy? I color adjusted his picture in a photoshop request thread on /soc/ a while back.
reminding OP that no one gives a shit.
lol no I don't, I'm a figment of your imagination, your whole life is. it's just a fantasy you use to escape your life in the mental asylum. also, you're getting delirious from lack of food and water, the orderlies haven't been around for a couple days
Can we get a fembot feels thread going?
>tfw left red splotches on a seat at the library by accident
>tfw the store close to my college where I get my tampons from are closed
>tfw I had to borrow shoes from one of my friends because a knuckle head puked all over mine at a party last night
>>25553315
What's a party like, explain to a non-"fembot".
>>25553359
Basically
>music so loud you can't hear yourself think
>people are dancing and playing beer games
>very messy and sticky, alcohol is everywhere
>some sitting on the couch getting high and smoking cigarettes and hash
>people making out in closets and fucking in bath and bedrooms
>gets smelly
The first half an hour is fun but when people start drinking too much and lose their minds it gets scary and annoying because you have to look after the people that drank too much, and since they're freshies they are underage drinking so you can't call an ambulance or police or anything.
>tfw when I got drunk and hit on him I can't remember what I did
>I know I did something embarrassing
Who else here /weak/?
I'm male, 19 years old, 5'9 manlet and 159 lbs and i have problems lifting 20lbs dumbbells
>>25552125
like curling it, or just lifting. Who cares though, you will only get stronger the more you train
I always had trouble doing more than 20 pushups in one set. There was another thread here about someone who could only do 15 until he went on GOMAD and then suddenly he could do 50.
>>25552125
>5'9
>manlet
Sure keep blaming your problems on your height bro.
Face it, /r9k/. VR as a whole will flop.
>oculus rift is 599 US dollars
>You need a top of the line PC to use it
>normies won't have one, and certainly won't spend $1500 on a bundle
>nogamez
>b-b-but MUH MORPHEUS
On a ps4, so it will have shit graphics since 95 fps is required. It will have just casual garbage.
>b-b-but, MUH VIVE
Will likely also be expensive since it uses hardware superior to that of the rift.
Time to pack it up and move back to your keyboards and monitors, boys. The "waifu age" will never come.
>>25551848
The technology is fine and everyone who has ever tried it (excluding the vive) have been blown away by how immersive it is.
If it does flop, it will be because palmer is selling them at a loss. Nigga didn't learn from sonys mistakes. but maybe zuckerberg will foot the bill to see it succeed.
I never expected the waifu age in recent years. I'm waiting for sexbots and fully-immersive VR (all senses in VR), which may or may not come before we're dead.
>>25551848
>normies won't have one, and certainly won't spend $1500 on a bundle
You ever see how much normies shell out for Apple products? They can afford it.
acid victims anonymous edition
>>25550909
You're at ground zero. You're at the lowest you can be. I've had this realization too somewhat. This means it can only get better. How can it get any worse? You build on this. But now you know you can. People with whom you have to pretend around are honestly not worthy of your time and effort. It's people like these, that when you are in need, they aren't going to be there for you. If no one likes you fine, you shouldnt waste precious thought on those who aren't deserving on it.
>>25550986
>it's like I'm perfectly cap...
It's good that you're self aware, the majority are not.
Everyone has their hangups, for instance I'm circumcised. Had it done when I was 17 when I didn't even know it was meant to go back, always fapped to stuff other than dick, didn't know what a bellend was. People have complexes about their noses, their height, this is normal.
Taking a shit lads, post memes.
>>25551468
an oldie, had to dust off the cobwebs for this one
