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>one chance at life
>born a spider
Just fuck my shit up, senpai
>>25559836
*skitters angrily*
>>25559836
Being a spider is fucking worse than being a Homo sapien cuck
>tfw hatch with thousands of fellow spiderbrahs
>immediately fight amongst each other for space and food
>abandoned by single mother (father spider nowhere to be seen)
>mature and try to find qt spiderchick
>find chick, get to have sweet spidersex
>get fucking devoured by giantess spider chick
fuck this spiderlife brahs
Just as I thought I was gonna make it, the fucking bitch literally eats me. what the fuck
If it makes you feel any better, I really love spiders.
They make cool homes, keep pest populations in check, and look pretty darn cute with their big ol eyes. Shame people are afraid of spiders so much. I always try to help them out and never interfere with their webs.
We're all gonna make it brosbloxxy blox
>>25559827
Congrats buddy
I remember when I was 15.
Good job manchild.
>>25559827
>it does not establish eligibility for employment
kek
Kristen Stewart has the best meme face.
Pic related.
>best meme face coming through...
>anon, stop it you...
>oh anon, what are you doing?
What in society pisses you off more than anything else?
What movements/beliefs/phenomenons/people make you unspeakably angry?
Progressivism.
>>25560240
Tell me why anon.
Tell me what exactly about it makes you angry.
People who upset other because they think it's funny. It's almost always normalfags that do it, too.
>just a prank bro
Try the prank where you shoot yourself in the head.
>Other men are talking with your crush and she laughs with him
Fuck that shit
>>25559721
>she is flirting with other guys
>She even remotely curls her lips in a way that might resemble a smile while talking to another guy
Fucking DROPPED
>>25559721
But what else are we suposed to do if he is being funny?
Anyone else in the same predicament as me?
>Tfw high fevers as a baby
>Caused teeth discoloration
>Can't do much SHIT about it
>Literally only thing keeping me from talking to girls
>Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin because of it
>Made fun of throughout school "Hur Dur, anon doesn't brush his teeth!"
>Keep my fucking mouth shut because if it
>FUCK MY TEETH
Always something else to blame for your failures.
Just like every other loser.
>>25559519
Shut the fuck up, you don't understand.
>>25559550
The cry of every teenager in existence.
How could anyone ever possibly understand.
>i'm currently meant be taking care of my mom and little siblings since my dad died
>prepare for the impending american revolution
>get /fit/
>get /pure/
>help return America to the people
feels good
any other robots serving the all mighty?
>>25559361
newfag here, what do you mean by /pure/
also praising my ancestors by praying to Thor to give me strength to purge the immigrants
>>25559361
>tfw aunt is a fucking drug addict who can't keep a job
>tfw im having to teach her son shit about life that his single mother wont, like sports
>tfw trying to swindle money from mom so i can go to school and get a degree since i don;t have the money to just move out an dlive on my own
>tfw i wish i had a job to support all my family, not out of love, but because i want to basically own them
>tfw fedora is on too tight so i cant sit through religion
>tfw will never be pure
>>25559865
>stopping that nasty masturbation habit
>quit drinking
>no drugs
>think positively about females
>get sex off of your mind
fucking nigger ladies
>>25559345
Yeah, good job retard, you fell for the hashtag. They wasted your fucking time.
Stop posting this shit.
Test post.
>>25560315
lmfao OP dun goof
>be me
>17 years old
>mentally gifted
>popular
>good looking
>likes various forms of art
>likes music but has no real knowledge
>not accepted into musicology preparatory year in College
>first real failure in life
>reorientation
>ends up majoring in English
>be me 18 years
>depression 2 months after the beginning of the year
>drops out
>NEET
>still want to do music
>next year
>goes back to college
>majors in English
>can't stand it
>takes too much drugs to focus
>drops out again
>NEET
>still likes music
>tried to become a webdev and things like that
>doing nothing since september
>can't force myself into doing it, brain refuses to work
>music theory for dummies that I bought for college still unread
>still considers trying to work in something computer related since I have a High School degree in electronics
>be me 19 years old
>tfw picked guitar seriously a few days ago after seeing Miyavi playing in a video
>now refuses to try to shake music off my mind
>tfw no anxiety attack
>tfw food addiction that made me fat becomes weaker
>don't know yet what to do
>still depression
>starts having hope in the future
What is it that you can't shake off your mind even after years ?
>>25558935
>mentally gifted, popular, good looking
Stopped reading right there.
>>25558935
Comedy. And here I am doing it every damn day for free.
>tfw not whore, but slut
OP here
>>25558979
I bet you would have loved reading the rest though
>>25559000
I used to be in drama clubs since middle school. Tell me more, it's interesting.
>smoking
fucking k*ll yourselves
>the kids who smoked bullied me in highschool: the thread
Seriously, the only reason I'm not smoking is because I'm a fuckin NEET (with light asthma)...
I CAN'T AFFORD THOSE !
>fucking k*ll yourselves
Isn't that the point
>mfw constantly swollen lymph nodes
>mfw might have cancer
Gonna get myself checked out soon
Rolling those dice
I hope I can be free
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
FUCK WOMEN
http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/01/best-wastehistime2016-tweets-what-does-it-mean?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social
https://twitter.com/hashtag/WasteHisTime2016?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc^tfw
Karina S. @badselfiesteem 1m1 minute ago
Tell him ur not ready to date bc ur not over ur ex. Elope w his best friend the next day. Thank him for helping u move on. #wastehistime2016
>>25559267
>girls staying loyal to their man is bad
Better than cheating with these beta fucks
>>25559267
They're mocking it, idiot. Can anyone here understand sarcasm? They're not saying DO those things.
Do any of you guys want kids?
Only if it's with my Toyota. I don't like sports cars much.
When I was young I lived in a house with solid floor (aka no carpet).
I had like 50 car toys.
I made a ramp with stuff that I could find in my house.
Then I started to put all my cars there one by one.
And the best car was the one that reach furthest in a straight line from the starting ramp.
Usually the best cars were heavy but not always.
>tfw will never play with my cars again
Nah too much money
who else here made a masterplan, but failed horribly ?
>>25558559
What a strange but striking image.
I have :D, but that's because I'm an entirely different person now
sort of
>>25558559
I wonder if they ate the food after the photoshoot. Mcdonald's last pretty long so it's not like they used fake food for the shoot
Why is it so hard to get nudes robots?
>>25558515
r u a hacker?
>>25558515
hahahah she's not interested m8
I dont know how Chads do it so easily.
All the online girls ive been with are tight as fuck about em.
Perhaps I have to demonstrate Chad value so they feel compelled to share nudes to keep me.
Why haven't you changed yet?
>>25558384
I'm white, have a decent part time job, have parents who both have multiple degrees and I'm working on my masters.
I'm just an ugly asshole
>>25558384
maybe we don't know how, but people tell me to "just do it" and it's like could you be more specific
>Just be yourself! :3
>Except when I don't like it XD
