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What does r9k think of the #wastehistime2016 hashtag? Kind of feels like women are attacking beta males under the delusion of getting back at alphas for screwing them over. The tweets are still pretty funny anyway.
What are you talking about? I've never heard of such things, why are they using the pound sign and adding words after it? what does it all mean?
>>25562997
needs more material.
It makes me feel justified for giving up on ever having any sort of meaningful relationship with a woman.
Hello,i'm permabanned somewhere,and i need to be there right now...What's a good VPN? Please send help
>>25562860
If you know how to use a botnet post your file and i will run it on a random bot for you to use as proxy
>>25562891
No,i don't know anything about that,but i will try to make something..
>>25563029
Just download TOR
I have come here to be smug
Grovel at my feet
that's not a very smug mug
>>25562884
Yeah? Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back your words?
I didn't think so.
Bump for smug anime grills
What is love anon?
>>25562845
Baby don't hurt me.
original post
>>25562845
what is the basis of this picture?
bb dun hut m
>cucked by his own sister
>hates Darth Vader, a known Libertarian and Alpha Male
seriously, why do people care about this manlet
>>25562830
how is darth vader a libertarian kek
sick lads
reminder that jar jar binks is a sith and was the phantom menace
Be a good person.
K....NOPE SCREW YOU :^)
be only good to yourself
assholes have gfs and sweet lives so why should i care about being a good person
Robots, what's keeping you from killing yourself? I'm trying to figure it out myself.
>>25562764
Three things:
I'm crazy terrified of drowning. I used to fantasize about jumping off the Washington Avenue Bridge like John Berryman but when I actually went to go try I couldn't do it because I didn't want to drown.
I get bad vertigo. It played into the bridge jump a bit but a few months later I planned to jump off a building. I was sitting on the window ledge and got crazy dizzy, it gave me just enough time to change my mind.
I like to see shit. Since then I've gotten on some better drugs and had some counseling and started to remember how much wonder and beauty I used to find in the little things. The little ridges on fly legs and the way that walking on frozen snow in a meadow at night feels like being on the moon and the hollow spot in my floor that makes a satisfying percussive sound whenever I step on it and even just feeling of waking up in the morning, rolling over, and falling asleep again. I'm depressed and I'm bored and I often drink too much but there is so much to see and I want to be around to look at it.
>>25562764
maybe I am going the be dead, from my motorcycle. so I don't need to kill myself.
next week I get it.
also the hope it's get better, and sometimes it is so not yet.
Physics when you boil it down. A system wants to retain the state it is in. For you to kill yourself (the system) would mean changing the state of the sytem to a nullified position. Not only does that require a lot of energy but it is also hard-wired into living sytems not to self-terminate. So a better question is to ask, why should you self-terminate? What advantage does it bring to you considering the effort invovled?
I love being a woman.
I'm constantly surrounded by bodyguards that I don't have to pay and who will buy me drinks any time I want.
We so fucking rule this planet.
I love being a woman, too.
Good thread.
Me too! It's like training wheels I never asked for and can't remove. Sure makes pedaling in a circle easy, tho!
>>25562759
i bet you won't say that again when you give a bearth
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me
>be me laying in bed
>can't sleep
>look for music to listen to
>put on "Sleep All Summer" by The National & St. Vincent because I like both artists
>halfway through the song
>think about ex girlfriend from years ago
>burst into tears the rest of the song
>mfw
What happened with y'all and how many years did it be? cool taste btw I too am a babby's first hipster tier pleb
>>25562726
When was the last time you actually cried? Perhaps you were just cropping up emotions and had a random episode.
Does that song and your ex have any relation?
>>25562737
She broke up with me about 3 years ago or so on the basis that our priorities and worldviews weren't aligned well enough for long term. Also, she was going far away for college.
Truthfully, what kind of things would a gf have to be into to turn you off her?
Ella for world peace or laura for qt dominatrix gf
Financial domination.
>>25562755
You have good taste, friend roboto.
>one life to live
>simply desire sex and basic self esteem needs met or at least fixable
>DENIED
Shut up, get a job and pay your taxes so my gf can get free contraception.
>>25562690
I have a job, I slave away mindlessly every day while dealing with my stupid head that feeds me negative thoughts non stop. I will never have a gf, I am ugly inside and out. I'm also obsessed with sex and women and /r9k/ tier subject matter. I hate my life, if I were better looking it wouldn't be an issue, I'd have confidence then and the women I want would naturally be attracted to me like happens in a normal life of genetically competent people who weren't social rejects their whole lives.
>>25562723
deep anon
deep
You know honestly i have thought about not coming here anymore. there is so much negativity here, negativity that i can relate to which is the problem. you are all my fellow band of misfits. and in a way having a group of people that i can relate with is nice
however i feel like it brings a lot of negativity.
anyone else feel like leaving this place
i wonder if i will be more happy if i do
In it's current state, yes, easily.
I'm back briefly after months of avoiding the place.
Nighttime r9k can still be amusing apparently, but daytime r9k is pure /b/ tier shitfest.
>>25562583
You can at least try, nobody would blame you for that but even if someone does why would you care.
Mayhaps you will get some distance start seeing things more positively, maybe you realise your life is an endless limbo of suffering and this place is just additional fuel for the flames that are engulfing, consuming you.
Who knows?
Best try it out and tell us your findings in a brief summary next week
=^)
>>25562583
what are you gonna do if you're not sitting here on 4chan?
This place will be under inspection and may soon be deleted.
I will be discussing this with moderators so please await an admin thread soon.
Oh yeah I'm soooo sure.
>mfw the name aint even in the name box.
>implying hiroshima's grammar is that good
Step it up OP
>>25562581
>No Hashes
You're not even trying. Also you put the name on the subject field, newfag.
Why does no one reply to threads on /r9k/?
>>25562542
BECAUSE 99% OF THEM FUCKING SUCK. I WANT MY OLD BOARD BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGERS
Hey man I replied to my own thread, don't say nobody ever does anything around here, I STILL CARE.
Because this board is about whining about your own problems, not those of other people
Has anybody else tried tripping on Hawiian baby woodrose seeds?
>be me
>buy seeds off Amazon with dumb fat wop friend
>drink three beers and a shot of vodka
>peel and eat seventeen seeds
>throw up, but then nothing
>two hours later we're high as balls
>I spend most of the time rubbing my hands and face on the wall because it felt so good
>I feel myself flatten out and stretch, all my feeling is in my fingers and toes
>Like literally stretch, I'm motherfucking mr fantastic
>Everything was blue and beautiful
>then
>Fatty friend turns the light on, ruins everything
>I get sick as shit as soon as I see light
>Then I get paranoid
>Spent the rest of the night dry heaving and raving about how we'd get arrested
>Dump all of my beer down the toilet
>keel over and dry heave some more
>search through desk for weed baggie that's no longer there
>dry heave
>tear dresser apart, still searching for weed bag
>dry heave
>30 minutes without sick, try to drink some water
>vomit up water
>dry heave again
>crawl to the bathroom
>dry heave into toilet
>crawl back to bedroom
>wake up friend
>tell him I'm dying,
>tell him to call 911
>tell him that we're going to prison
>he gets scared too
>he actually throws up, lucky fucker
>dry heave some more
>pass out on the floor
>wake up at 4pm the next day with awful headache
>worst night ever
So yeah, never again.
>>25562443
>Mixing hard liquor with stronk psychedelics
Holy shit OP you are fucking dense
Why would you try to drink and trip at the same time
Literal retard
>>25562443
The psychedelic experience is a doorway which leads to a hallway which leads to only what you want to find within yourself.
In other terms, a drug is nothing but a high-yield (fast but not perfect) technique to reach partly what your reason and heart cannot achieve fully in your opinion. If anything, it is a total lack of confidence in your reason and in your abilities to philosophy to be at ease with life; ease which remains unlikely, given that the choice of doing these drugs with the goal of opening your awareness and opening your mind is already a sign of close-mindedness and poor ability to reflect.
