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>Got a practice gf from r9k 6 months ago
>She was great in teaching me how to be confident in myself and how to act in a way to get women to want me
>Really kind and into me, cooks for me a lot and draws cute things for me
>Slowly used the increase confidence and social capital from having a gf to get the attention of other, more attractive girls
>Have a really hot girl from uni thats coming over to mine this weekend who's really touchy with me and we'll probably have sex
>Slowly planting the seeds with my current gf to allow me to blame her for ruining the relationship and break up with her so I can move on to hotter girls
Life couldn't be better. How are you guys going with your practice gfs?
Wow bro epic troll manbro amazeballs
I know you can't have multiple waifus, but is it possible to have a practice waifu?
Good for you op. I am happy for you. I would be telling you to fuck off or to loll yourself a couple months ago but I've been dating this girl for a few months now and I'm very happy, so I can be happy for others now too.
> You will never be the chosen one destined to be in a battle against 100's of elite soldiers.
> You will never decide the fate of the world in a badass final battle.
> You will never travel the galaxy befriending every big bad evil guy.
> You will never have super powers.
>you will never be 14 again
Except for OP, he'll be 14 next year
https://youtu.be/69YakPKHMvs
> You will never have badass music that chants your name while you slaughter good guys.
> You will never be so overpowered that you can wipe the planet with an impractical sword.
> You will never be able to shoot down meteors on the planet and make people shit bricks.
>>25562362
> You will never be able to beat the crap out of someone till they're your friend.
> You will never be able to travel an ethereal sea that leads you to other realities allowing you to be in any fantasy.
> You will never make every woman fall in love with you by being yourself.
I just got my first job today.
Congratulations!!or commiserations
What are you gonna be doing?
If it's retail, then welcome to hell
>>25562295
How old are you? Any qualification?
>please be older and less qualified than me to give me hope
What have you been reading so far this year robots?
Few historical books about the development of countries
Reading really is the GOAT robot hobby, gets you off the computer doing something productive while at the same time being free from the normies. Not socially looked down upon either, nothing like getting super comfy with a hot drink and reading while it rains outside tbqh familia
didnt read any books last year, but im also getting tired of playing video games so this year i will read
>>25562474
Good. Get on it senpai
16 year old
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new bieber gf
high test as fawk
bieber is alfalfa
>>25562140
good thing that's the age of consent in my state :)
who cares? i want to kill myself
Hi,
A few months ago I got my first gf who I lost my first kiss and virginity to. I thought this girl was really into me but it turns out she has a fetish for virgin guys. I was just a statistic.
Fast forward and I meet this girl. She is very sweet, cute, kind, smart,caring, interesting, and best of all she likes me! The problem is she is 16. That is legal where I am from but from a social perspective it is probably not ok...
It is her birthday on this weekend. She was upset because nobody showed interest in doing anything with her(she doesnt have many friends) I suggested that I could take her out which made her elated, I could see the smile on her face when we were skyping and it made me feel so fucking good. The problem is she looks young so when we are together in public I can only image the bad looks I'll get. I have already bought her a few presents. I bought her this bath bomb thing, a necklace, and am handmaking a card. I want her to feel special and to feel happy.
Should I persue this? I always feel like a shady fuck when I pick her up from school and it feels "wrong" but we get on well. I worry people will see me as a predator even though this is the second girl I will have been with (assuming she says yes if I ask her out).
She is apparently a virgin so that makes me wonder if she should save herself for another virgin. But then again I think that a chad could also steal it.
Pic is her.
>when we are together in public I can only image the bad looks I'll get
Girls are jealous that they aren't 16 anymore.
Guys are jealous that you're getting teen pussy and they are not.
Go for your life anon.
>I worry people will see me as a predator
That means you're a cuck to a society ruled by feminists.
Don't be a cuck you faggot.
>>25562062
Shes cute OP. Problem is she likely will eventually grow up some more and move on from you, so prepare for that. The only way that would not happen is if you two are perfect in every way for each other.
As to your situation, sure date her but only if you want to have something that is at the level of a teen. Otherwise just be friends.
Do it. You want her, she wants you, don't give a fuck what society thinks because there's always niggers that are gonna hate no matter what you do.
""""shy"""" girls
>shy girls have people come up to them
>shy guys have to go up to people
grils can't be robots
Well it's not my fault men are too horny
I still have standards
>>25562022
>forever alone
>the opposite sex is attracted to you
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
femanon here. ok so, how do i get into gaming? its mostly because i want to impress someone who i know is into video games. thing is, i am completely clueless about that. ive never played a video game in my life. what should i know before i get started so that i wouldnt make myself look dumb? also any recommendations for beginners?
thanks r9k and sorry for my english
this post is an original comment, and i won't be muted for 2 seconds upon submitting it
Play NBA 2k in association mode, start with the team with the worst record in the previous season and try to make it a title contender in no more than three seasons.
>>25561904
its not bait
im serious
i am genuienly asking
>He doesn't have a waifu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25561833
Nice UR waifu dude.
>he has more than one
>>25561860
Tak family
Am gay now.
>>25561693
face looks like it belonged to a different person at some point
>>25561693
I fell for the tranny meme a while back (I'm so fucking glad I never did anything with a real one of those things), but come on, anon. That one doesn't even look halfway decent.
>>25561716
It probably did.
>>25561693
Anyone else straight but aroused by seeing back sides of shemales, the feminine ass and hard cock and balls? I don't like the feet or most of faces but that gets me going.
need help with a very important decision.
girl i know with bpd is picking up her boyfriend on friday from the hospital after an attempted suicide but wants to fuck before.
first one one to respond yes or no decides if i go through with it or not.
keep in mind have not had sex for over a year.
Flip a coin; heads, you do it, tails you don't. Ignore the actual result of the flip; whichever side you find yourself slightly hoping it lands on while it's in the air is the course of action you actually want.
>>25561686
No.
>>25561736
That's gay. People need to stop saying this.
>>25561736
it's a yes or no question you autist
>>25561745
reasoning behind your answer?
Waste 5 minutes of my life in an interesting manner
>>25561649
Upload all of your pepes.
>>25561649
Hey man hows it going?
>>25561708
Unfortunately I have no rare pepes on this computer but would love to see some posted.
In fact, could we turn this into a pee pee poo poo thread?
hasn't been one in months.
How will you robots be NEETing it up today? Got anything interesting planned?
>>25561606
I will think about how lucky i am this aint me.
>>25561606
shit dude, what anime is that from? Never liked giant girls before
>>25561606
Adding hops to my homebrew
>I should study or apply for jobs
>any tips
Why does the the human mind ignore the second "the"?
what?
desu
I'll admit it, you got me.
It's because we read through recognition, not total analysis. We do see the second 'the', but the brain thinks 'oh I already saw that' and disregards it.
>>25561613
found the slow kid
What kind of sexual fantasies do you think she has?
gangbangs (preferably interracial) and bdsm, like 99% of white women
>>25561572
Amwf desu
Her wanting my 4 incher in her nose
