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who /wants to forget/ here
So many embarassing memories...
I hope I die
Ill post some:
>ask girl in class for her number
>get it
>text her later that day
>hi
>she: hi
>me: got any pets?
>she saw the message and never replied
>see her every day in class
who else /doesnt know how to text/ here
>play spin the bottle in hs
>its my turn
>girls make a special rule that instead of kissing, they have to high-five me
pic related; me later that day
>>25565175
>got any pets?
fucking lost it, come on now OP that's not the first thing you ask someone
>>25565196
Ah, man that's rough. What a bunch of cunts.
Some girl I brought home from a bar last night and fucked left her bra here. I have no fucking clue why.
What do? I have her # but I don't think she has mine.
Know what you can do?
Get off my board normalfag filth
Never call again.
Hit & quit.
>>25565154
text her and say some shit like "hey you left your bra here sweetheart"
or just use it to fap idk
Who else is insomniac here? I believe I have developed it from my depression, and I haven't slept well the recent 5 days or so. I go to sleep around 11 PM or 12 am and mostly finally fall asleep around 5/6/7 am.
Anymore suffering? What caused it? Did it go away? I don't want to take medications and shit, I just fucking want 8 hour sleep.
I'd say embrace it. Less sleep means more time to do shit. I wish I can sleep less than 8 hours so I can finish my projects quicker. I'm so late in life it's not even funny, man...
>>25565153
But I'm tired as shit after just 3 hours of sleep and lying in bed awake for so many hours is psychological terror. Luckily I am still on Christmas break but when school starts again I am literally done for. No way I will ever be able to stay up.
>>25565107
i dont even mind it
What is your reason to remain alive?
>>25565101
Not to upset my family and internet friends. Too pussy to an hero.
>>25565101
Life's fun and I wanna see how far I can get in my job. I also want kids and the whole thing.
>>25565137
>Life's fun
jesus
>talk to a practice girl on POF
>she comes over to my house
>she's noticeably fatter than her pictures let on (maybe she showed me old pictures who knows)
>whatever, fuck it, have sex with her
>it's alright, she sucks good dick
>feel disgusted after i cum
>she stays until the morning
>she leaves
>mfw
what the fuck have i done
i dont want her to be my gf
>>25565016
Post her profile
>>25565016
Just tell her you aren't looking for anything serious at the moment and that you didn't mean to lead her on, you just wanted to get your dick wet.
She'll understand.
>had a match on Tinder ages ago
>girl who specifically liked black guys
>mulatto myself so should be easy for a practice session
>pictures show she's a bit chubby but has big ass tits so I wanna fuck with that
>meet up on a saturday night for some drinks
>walk her home and give her a hug
>she starts calling me when she's drunk a few days later
>wants to be spooned
>go to see her
>She comes out barefoot all pissed up
>go into her flat and get in her bed
>she's rambling on about wanting to die
>she gets up to be sick
>she starts laying her head on me after being sick
>breathing in my face
>I get up and go home.
She didn't even have an ass on her and my dick was not hard once during meeting her.
Hey robots
Is universe infinite or not?
if not, how do you think "the limit" or "the end" looks like?
>>25564977
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsXVk37bltHxD1rDPwtNM8Q
You've got about an hour to kill, no need to assume.
>>25565004
so many questions and videos, but i clicked on ways to kill universe, i got my priorities right
Wish the universe would stop bringing me back so I can stop seeing these threads.
:^)
Who /wish-they-were-an-anime-character/ here
who will make anime real?
>>25564984
omg that fucking little cock tease
i really want to rape her now
>>25564895
>You will never be a Hero of Justice.
>Your body will never be made of swords.
At best I could just be a cheap imitation.
>be tall and goodlooking
>have social anxiety from previous social trauma
>can't reciprocate when girs flirt with me
The idea that you have to be ugly to be a robot is ridiculous, ugly robots never stood a chance anyway, and are probably never given any opportunities to spill spaghetti over, whereas society expects us to be born leaders and charismatic.
It's like the difference between some nigger going to prison and a WASP from some upper middle class family going to prison. For you, it was inevitable, it was fate, but us, we fucked up in spite of everything.
>>25564894
You sound cute, bro, what state you in?
>>25564894
You're still not a robot. You're a failed normie/Chad
>>25564894
>previous social trauma
Elaborate
>that guy who always looks annoyed at his friends yet still hangs out with them
>that guy who spends 30 minutes a day inspecting his car tires
>that guy who sneezes 3 times in a row
>that guy who holds hands with his mom (who's inevitably a MILF) at the mall
>that guy who notices all of the that guys and says something about them whenever he can
>that guy who makes pancakes for everyone but they're never sweet for some reason
>that guy who finally makes an interesting thread but robots are too busy fapping to traps and posting frog memes
>tfw no weeb Somali gf
>>25564803
Look at me, I am your senpai now.
No treeks Ireesh.
>>25564803
as a somali guy WHAT!
what
what the fuck is going on
>>25565239
>implying you don't want to cuddle up with xaleema and watch attack on titan
Lets see how many days out of your income it takes for a robot buy an oculus rift
28.6
>>25564751
>buying the first iteration of a new tech product
>being a literal beta tester for zuckerberg
well meme'd friend
>>25564751
probably 3 months
1.5 months.
The saying is you should put in 2 months salary for your partner's wedding ring.
Worth it for mai waifu.
Survived a car crash today. Lost control speeding on ice, slammed into the mountain, twisted, rolled, car completely destroyed.
Beg for death every single day, come out of this horrible accident unhurt.
There is no God.
>>25564715
You didn't survive.
This is hell.
please wake up
you've been in a coma since the accident
>"oh fuck, I totalled my car"
>"BETTER TELL ARKAYNINE RIGHT AWAY"
This thing says it loves you. What do? How desperate are you?
I don't know m8 that's pretty kawaii
I can't tell if these pictures are elongated or not.
>>25564695
Go balls deep
Post ur waifuus and r8 others
No cartoons
the only waifu that matters
>>25564561
Bridget Reagan looks like some random woman you'd see in a gym or in starbucks.
>>25564604
Where do you live
Paradise?
Women can be forever alone too anon. ;-;
No, you are not truly lonley if you are non virgin
Well sure they can, if they're 200+ pounds, don't wash or shave and blame everything on the patriarchy
>>25564546
The main thing I see is that at no time was there two people on the right side. At least the girl gets to spend time with other people. Hell, she's probably going to lord over having a "hot guy" at her place last night while her friends didn't have anybody.
