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Tick Tock wagecucks!
Remember: another day, another dollar!
Me? I'm just gonna drink coffee and relax, maybe play some video games and work out.
Maybe if you had some free time you could do the same!
Tell your girlfriend I'll be round about 12pm tomorrow, she sure loves this NEET cock!
Well, cya later wagie!
I get payed to drink coffee and ask milfs if they want to be seeded
Enjoy your crippling loneliness NEET boy
>>25568752
>implying neetcucks ever leave their mother's basement
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>>25568892
Sure you do buddy, don't cherry pick the good things about being a slave. I'm sure you still earn Mr. Shekelstein in your hard labour than you get back.
>be me
>be narcissist
>feel horrible when I'm not the center of attention
>have social anxiety
>feel horrible when I am the center of attention
pls help
Oh the horror!!!! I feel the same way
loving this new armchair psychology meme
im also a psychopath sociopath with a hyper elusive empathy disorder
and a schizophrenic shizoid (not the kind that sees ghosts lol just the kind that HATES society but also i dont want any social validation but i also REALLY want a girlfirend lol :3)
omg anyone else that new anime with the psycho girl? so cool baka dudes romanticizing mental illness is the new in guys!
>>25568720
lmao kill yourself homie
>He listens to Ambient, and/or prog rock
>He listens to any kind of metal, and old rock past the age of 16
>>25568714
>>25568761
Nothing wrong with those,just say you need those to work on your Guitar/Bass/Drum Skills and you'll be fine.
I once heard the same thing said about me, only listening to Maiden but with this argument the went mute
they say that if you hold a fedora up to your ear, you can hear the sounds of a Rush live album
Uhhhhh is it over for me robots?
Sure it isn't malware?
Just check that box, brah.
>>25568677
dun fucked up op.
What does r9k think of /charlie brooker/
he funny man
>>25568670
He's funny, black mirror is pretty good too
not funny and a literal cuck
what do girl butts feel and smell like
pls respond. take as example girl in pic
Feel like soft skin, smell like ass. Would advise touching, but not smelling.
>>25568654
bit groce, not gonna lie. i'm disappointed.
why dont girls clean themselves and perfume?? why they are disgusting like this?
>>25568614
Like stinky farts
NEW MEME FROM /S4S/MINT MAN
Nahsometimes you only need one word not multiple
>>25568571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xHwpEaRWLX
The mint man confirmed.
Toppest of zozzles
Does anyone here take meds for their problems? If so which ones do you take and how much have they helped you in your lifts/lives?
I got prescribed wellbutrin for depression, anxiety and for not being able to focus well. I'm still debating if I should try it.
adderall, ambien, and literally everything that can be prescribed for anxiety and depression, including wellbutrin. it didn't do anything for my anxiety but at least it didn't mess with my dick like the SSRIs did
>>25568565
no but nice tits
small doses of effexcor, did me wonders, helped me concentrate, much less depression, but a lot of it has to do with how you think, i'm only taking them to help out, not to do all wonders, I know I need to self help myelf, mentally, I remind myself, i'm ok.
>wake up
>still not Geralt z Rivii
>no life of adventure and magic
>no alpha facial scars and sexy white hair
>no steamy baths with qt Yennefer
>>25568557
'Geralt z Rivii' just means 'Geralt of Rivia'.
>>25568557
the fuck does all that nerd shit mean?
fucking loser
>>25568584
Yeah thanks for clearing that up bro, I don't speak Polish.
Post your favorite podcasts/games/shows that let you pretend you have friends. Pic related.
>>25568371
Pls rspnd. I need something to fill the void.
>>25568371
yahtzee19 with his lets drown out series, especially the older games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSwkZLbUq_Y
ITT: We try to trigger people with pics
If you get triggered you have to say so
she's cute
but probably to good to be true
>things that are frog related or have frogs on them
curl of the burl
This is the story of how I learned to stop being a robot and love the cherry-bomb.
>only friend in the world (Chad, we'll call him, since he is one) insists I go clubbing with him on Friday
>knows I'm a 'loner', but not what NEET is
>I don't want to go, but he doesn't take no for an answer
>what the fuck, might as well. I've been humiliated before
>day arrives, I decide to put everything I have into it
>clean myself up, dress nice, watch random videos on YouTube to learn to be normie for a day
>one of these suggests I play a character, someone completely different from myself
>basically, the opposite of 'Be yourself!'
>also, go in *knowing* I won't get laid
>no worries, no hassle
>don't try to avoid embarrassment, commit to being open... in character
>be weird and don't apologize, use it to make other people feel comfortable opening up
>decide to play a flamboyant metrosexual
>going for a cultured, charming sort of vibe
>I'm not well-read, but I've spent enough time on /lit/ to know a few names to drop
>arrive, see Chad with his other friends... it begins
>walk directly toward the group, sweating like a pig
>music is too loud, my feet hurt (they actually did) I wish I were at home frogposting
>stand there awkwardly at first, trying to remember my crammed normie training
>plaster a smile on my face, lean toward Chad and say, "Introduce me." to buy time
>don't really hear their names as they introduce themselves, trying to remember the character I had planned
>one of the guys reaches to shake my hand
1/3?
>recoil because RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>no going back. I've committed to that reaction, now I have to make it work for me
>"You do *not* want to shake my hand, dear, I'm sweating like a pig."
>I have no idea why I called him 'dear', but that's part of the character now
>he says something like, "We'll all be sweating tonight, it's cool."
>my left brow starts twitching, so I raise it to cover my nerves
>for some fucking reason I say, "Promises, promises."
>my voice has been breaking this whole time and I sound like the queen of the Cali night-life
>guess my character is a gay af countertenor. Haven't lost my pasta yet, at least
>I hit on this guy for half an hour to develop my persona and build confidence
>Chad was pretty weirded out over that, and warned me that one of the girls there was his gf
>I finally did misplace my linguini trying to apologize to her
>she laughed it off and said it was 'adorable' (I really creeped this guy out, lads)
>I ended up hanging out with her and a few other qt3.14s for the rest of the night
>apparently, as a pudgy homosexual, I'm irresitible to the honeys
>I'm feeling pretty confident at this point, so I make a point of checking out some grill in another group
>it wasn't my intention, but I guess I was negging
>one of the girls in my group (7/10 redhead; kinda bony, but would still bone) pointedly asks if I'm bi
>I freeze up for a few too many seconds, then try to come back suave with, "Only for redheads."
>the girl I had been checking out was blonde, but w/e, it seemed to work
2/3
>at this point, I'm starting to think I might actually get some, and don't even feel anxiety anymore
>I make a point of chatting her up, manage to avoid any accidents of Italian cookery
>eventually we're alone, at least from the rest of our group, and she asks if I'm single
>I nearly blew my noodles trying to be cool and said, "If you like, dear."
>this bitch starts telling me about her brother
>apparently, he's 'sweet' but really shy, doesn't get out much
>she goes on to describe a NEET
>she's tells me how cute he is, and winks at me before saying, "...and he's a redhead."
>since I'm so 'outgoing' and 'assertive', she thinks I'd be perfect to draw him out of his shell and get him to do something fun instead of, and I quote, "...browsing the internet all day."
So, /r9k/, I ask you this: which one of you literal faggots am I going on a date with in my quest to lose my v-card in your sister's poon?
but do you know why commies drink vodka?
Why does Ringo start look so depressed from 1:06 to 1:15?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblYSKz_VnI
>>25568224
epic bread xD
Because he was a laughing stock, didn't have much creative input in the band, and he was a heavy drug user
>>25568224
Because no one cares about drummers.
>tfw all Spotify adverts are aimed at normies
>tfw the whole business model relies on normies buying these things so I can enjoy free music
Thanks again wagecucks, from the bottom of my heart <3
>>25568180
this literally has nothing to do with wagecucks
>>25568214
>implying all wagecucks aren't normies
>implying wagecucks don't pay for spotify premium and the other shit advertised
Thanks for the (you), wagecuck!
>>25568180
>tfw when your 3 months of unlimited streaming for a dollar expires
>have a crush
>she starts dating an asshole (her first bf, she was pretty antisocial up until she was like 20 or so)
>he dumps her, she is pretty devastated by it
>after some time staying out of the game she starts dating a girl
you cant make this up
Why are western women so shit?
why does being alive hurt so much
>liking a girl on a relationship
That's literally the most cuck thing I can think of
Women who claim to be lesbians aren't really lesbians. Show her a big fat cock and she'll be straight again
