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>be black fembot
>is only attracted to Asians
>feels really guilty about it
How do I stop feeling guilty about my strong desire for yellow penis?why do I feel guilty in the first place?
>be black fe
>>>>>/out/
>plural
By settling the fuck down.
>>25568140
God that guy reminds me of my oneitis.
Don't feel guilty about it. They must have small dicks though.
Tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001
any thirsty robots wanna show me their dick?
>>25565075
only if i can be your autistic bf afterwards
>>25565135
It's a deal.
Come find me
>John Wayne Gacy, 52 years old, Illinois. Sentenced to lethal injection for rape and 33 counts of murder. Twelve fried shrimp, bucket of original recipe KFC*, french fries and one pound of strawberries. *Prior to being convicted, Gacy had managed three KFC restaurants.
>>25561635
>Timothy McVeigh, 33 years old, Indiana. Sentenced to lethal injection for 168 counts of murder. Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
>>25561638
>Ricky Ray Rector, 42 years old, Arkansas. Sentenced to lethal injection for 2 counts of murder. Steak, fried chicken, cherry kool-aid and pecan pie*.*He left the pecan pie, telling a guard he was 'saving it for later.'
>>25561638
>Stephen Anderson, 49 years old, California. Sentenced to lethal injection for burglary, assault, escaped prison and 7 counts of murder. Two grilled cheese sandwiches, pint of cottage cheese, hominy/corn mixture, pecan pie, chocolate chip ice cream and radishes.
I made it clear to my family and friends that I'll only date a girl who is a virgin and even though my friends think it's tough they support me. My fucking parents say it's unfair because they're being tricked by guys. Wtf, who actually believes this shit? How is a girl not a fucking idiot if she gets tricked by the guy who's been with tons of girls already. It really makes me mad that women have this sort of support. I would never get away with the same mistakes as a guy.
I'm a proud autist and I actively encourage people to be as much a sperg as me
You know what it means?
Your mother is a slut and your father is a c.uck that settled for used goods, that's why they defend the sluts' position
There's a good chance you might not even be your father's biological son
Have a nice day
>>25579893
>I made it clear to my family and friends that I'll only date a girl who is a virgin
>my friends
you talk to your family and have friends. you don't sound much like a robot.
>feel like shit 90% of the time
>black and white thinking
>volatile emotions
>no friends bc I drive them away
>getting diagnosed with bpd makes doctors instantly hate you
>parents don't understand why I don't just get over it
>literally have to fight myself to not set my best friend's gf's car on fire bc I'm jealous of how much time they spend together
>feel like killing him when he doesn't respond to a text
>feel out of this world good when he compliments me to the point I almost cry
>everyone thinks I'm a two faced psycho bitch
who else here /bpd/, and how the fuck am I supposed to live with this shit
>>25577213
Manic depression here, get help beyond medication OP. I went through the same thing, but now I'm a lot happier. You can make a change.
>10k race runner
>qt3.14 gf
>good job
Feels good man. Trust me, seek further help.
>>25577213
the first psychologist who diagnosed me bpd had zero (0) suggestions about what i should do. basically told me that therapy could help me control my behavior but that the feelings wouldn't go away. i went for a second opinion and got told the same thing. so i gave up.
>tfw schizoid
>hate being alone, feel lonely
>hate being around people even more
Just fuck my shit up senpai
I just swallowed my own cum, which was hot at first until my orgasm finished. Now I want to vomit thinking about what I had done. It was partially yellowish and not unlike what I'd imagine swallowing a slug would feel like.
Holy shit, how do women and gays stomach this? I still feel nauseous thinking about it.
>either swallowed own piss or own infected dick goo
your dick wouldn't be gross if you weren't gross
>yellow
hot.
describe in detail what it tasted like for you. Also you get used to it, I used to have guilt, now it's my favorite part.
>>25577089
They aren't as repressed, inexperienced and insecure as you.
Fake tinder account thread, post stories.
>used latsbrah pictures and created a profile
>23, swedish/american, shy faggot
>get alot of ugly of chicks and they are so fast with msging
>seem to be very agreeable for banging, they are usually 3-4 out of ten
>anyone that is higher than 7 has outright rejected
>first couple of chicks 7+ approches were very forward, lets smash type of thing, never seem to get anything out of it
>changed approach to friendly talk first and then more aggressive asking.
>nothing
>faith in hot chicks alittle restored but still know they want chads
bumping out of interest
I've been using Tinder for 3-4 weeks now, I'm decently fit (i run heaps), have my own car, motorcycle, have a job. But I'm about 6/10, average as fuck.
Only have about 8 matches, none replied to me first, some didn't reply at all even if i sent a message. Feels bad knowing good looks mean everything.
Anyone make a chad profile and actually set up a date just to waste their time? If I wasnt so lazy to set up a facebook for tinder, it would probably be my new hobby.
>Women think they don't live life on god mode
>Women think
Didn't really think your post through, did you?
>>25576751
>on a computer in the dark watching cartoons
>no friends or bf
so this is what god mode feels like
>>25576799
A million keks
Is it autistic to actively hate non virgins of both genders?
Not autistic, but a symptom of severe anxiety
>>25576672
CEBRUZ
>lelelelel your comment was not original says the robot shithead
>>25576800
It's funny how blatant it is that cebruz just samefags himself all day because no one actually likes him
Anyone here tried regrowing foreskin? What do you do? How long have you done it? And does it work?
currently restoring right now.
I just use manual methods as I don't have the money or patience for devices. I've been doing it for around 3 months and I am definitely noticing a difference. my glans is now semi-covered and the glans has started to become shinier and more sensitive. I would recommend it if you have the patience.
fucking faggots
orig
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commmmm
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>>25576258
>welcome to the salty spitoon, how salty are you?
I fucked up big time today
> be me
> 18 year old autist on way home from college on the bus
> qt3.14 gets on bus
> Muster up all my currage and suppress my autism
> Say "Hi, m..mind if I sit next to you?"
> She moves over and we begin talking
> Get flirty and begin to really hit it off
> holyshit.jpg
> She starts talking about how much she hates maths
> Ask her why she studies it
> "Anon trust me if I could I wouldn't"
> Ask her why she has to study maths
> Turns out she's 14 and in secondary school
> Try and get away from her as quickly as I can
> She says she has to get off at the next stop
> Oh thank god
> She asks me for my phone number
> Panic
> Autism takes over and give her my actual phone number
> She gets off the bus and she says she'll text me tonight
There's more if you want it
go on, did she text you?
>>25575481
She did. I'll get some screen shots if you want
>>25575550
Sure. Not likes there's any good threads going right now, could be good for a faff and a laff.
when will the fascists leave?
>>25575092
When will tumblr and reddit leave?
original
>>25575134
this is how bad it's gotten senpai, either you're with us or the turrists
I blame Moot for harboring them, there is literally no reason for /pol/ to exist
>>25575092
When you stop being such a massive cuck?
>there are people that actually think this nasty bunch of loose extra skin isn't absolutely disgusting
>>25575007
i wish i had my foreskin
>>25575007
Fucking disgusting. Degenerate euroscum penises.
>>25575007
>there are people that actually think normal sized feet aren't absolutely disgusting
Do you agree with this?
>Chad
>hard
>not "normal"
The man can get a job after an interview full of shooting the shit about sports teams. Don't call his life "hard."
>>25575002
I think it would be more like:
nightmare: ugly man
hard: average man
normal: ugly girl
easy: good looking man
very easy: good looking woman
Chad has it even easier than Stacy. Chad is loved by both men and women. Girls hate Stacy.
Why do black people hate us, bros?
because they are low iq apes who hate everyone they perceive as better
because your idea of hating you is them not getting out of your way when you walk, while their idea you hating them is them getting murdered and the culprits walking free
>>25574728
>Zimmerman
>Holtzclaw
>white
why does this persist? If you're going to bring race into shit, why do you ignore the obvious admixture?
>black people posts
oh, that's why.
